Do I look ugly 2 u?

Do I look ugly 2 u?
















That's a question that some strippers may ask u, believe it or not.

If u only knew how some strippers feel about themselves.

Almost on a daily basis I deal w/ a dancer that think they r 2 fat (when they r just right or even skinny) or ugly (when they r FINE AS HELL). Unfortunately, many dancers have boyfriends (& some have girlfriends) who r assh#les.

Why they take that abuse (mainly mental, but in some cases, physical as well), I'll never figure out.

So next time u go 2 a strip club & the dancer on stage isn't you're "cup of tea" (It takes a TREMENDOUS amount of courage 2 shake your ass on stage, 1/2 nekkid, 4 complete strangers.) give her a lil' smile.

Some $$$ would help, 2...

4 the idiots who act stupid in clubs...

Kinda rough last week, w/ drunken customers showin' their asses 4 no reason.

I have alittle somethin' 2 say about that...

2 all of the people who were acting like assh#les in the club & thinkin' that their sh*t doesn't STINK, this is 4 u...











KISS MY ASS!!


MUAH!!!

The Ultimate Stripper...

Kinda bored...

So let me do something a lil' different.

OK, fellaz (& ladies if u r reading this as well), a humble question 4 the readership of my lil' blog:

What's your idea of "The Ultimate Stripper?"

This includes but not limited 2:

a) Looks (Always a +)
b) Attitude
c) Personality (If ya REALLY care about such a thing.)
d) Dancing Ability
e) LAP-dancing Ability (Oh, yeeeaaah...)
f) Conversation Ability (This is more important than u think!)

Holla if ya hear me!!

5 Months & Counting...

This "ol' school" sign is appropriate 4 the situation...














5 months 2 go 2 c what's the deal w/ the strip clubs within Greensboro's city limits.

Will they b able 2 stay open where they r currently located?

IMHO, Oh Yeeeaaah...













It'll b interesting 2 c what The Greensboro City Council will come up w/ 2 start screwing w/ strip clubs again.

Stay tuned...

Labor Day Weekend REALLY SUCKED!

Maaaaan...













This holiday weekend sucked BIG TIME! I believe it's the fault of these greedy-ass gas companies who JACKED UP the price of gas so much that the majority of folks decided 2 stay home & kept their $$$ in their pockets.

Even the patrons who came 2 the clubs weren't spending any $$$ on the ladies. All I heard this weekend is: "I'm broke." or "Gas cost 2 much!" or "I'm just hear 2 drink a beer."

If that was the case, U SHOULD HAVE STAYED YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!

I didn't make ANY tip $$$ this weekend, either!















DAMN!

It's crazy out there!

Damn...

1st of all, much love goes out 2 the people in New Orleans, Ol' Miss, & 'Bama who are suffering because of Hurricane Katrina. Secondly, there r azzh*les that r taking advantage of this tragic situation. Thirdly, the dirty-azz cops in N.O. r staying home & not doing there job! There r even stories that COPS r looting stores!

Gas prices R CRAZY!!













There's NO WAY that gas prices should jump up so fast in this short timespan. People r using Katrina 2 do whatever the f#ck they wanna do 4 more $$$!

I'm not a commie, but that's TRULY f#cked up!

U even have idiots on the web who say that THE GOV'T has a "weather-control device" & THEY were the 1's who did it!

Dumbazzes!!

Also, because of the high-as-hell gas prices, people aren't going 2 the strip clubs. R u gonna give a stripper $$$ when gas cost "an arm & a leg?"

HELL NAW!!













U will tease them, but u won't give up SH*T!

It's gonna b a sh*tty Labor Day Weekend...

Strippers shouldn't drive drunk & the people who ride w/ them...

I did something REAL STUPID this weekend...

I got in a car w/ someone who was drinking.

IDIOT!

My car was broke down (f*cked-up wires & spark plugs) & I got a ride home w/ a dancer who shall remain nameless, 4 now out of respect. Well, I knew this dancer 4 awhile, which I'll call "The Drunkenator," was drinking all night long (she's gonna hate that, LOL!). We're pretty good friends, & the manager on duty wasn't doing anything about it, so it continued throughout the night.

Anyhoo, she's pretty much buzzin' by now & I needed a ride home. The Drunkenator was talkative (like all drunks) & wanted 2 go get some breakfast @ IHOP on W. Wendover. She said that she was going anyway, & I didn't want her 2 wind up in the papers as a DUI or worse, so I went w/ her. What the hell, right?

WRONG!

As soon as she hits the highway, she starts weaving in the street. I'm like, "Oh, Sh#t!" Fortunately, the streets weren't 2 busy (it was around 3:00 AM) & we didn't hit a car or truck.

But we DID hit the damn side of the curb!

She gets scared (rightfully so), so I had 2 take the wheel real quick (from the passenger's side, no less) & attempt 2 steady the car &; calm her down @ the same time! I finally had her pull over 2 an empty parking lot & I got her out of the car, where she promptly threw up on the ground (She almost got me, 2!).

Talk about having a heart attack!
















No, this is not her...

Needless 2 say, we never had breakfast @ IHOP. I decided I'm going back 2 the club, but not b4 a cop pulls up into the parking lot (It WAS after closing time.) & checks us out.

F#CK!

Fortunately 4 us, he was kewl as I explained the sitch 2 him. He understood & let us go about our business, w/ a little chuckle I might add. LOL!

After that, I helped her into the backseat of the car & I drove her back 2 the club, where a few stragglers (dancers & staff who were still there conversating) where in the parking lot. I jumped out mad as hell & left her in her car! I called a cab (like I should have done) & went home.

Lesson, kiddies: Don't get into a car w/ a drunk stripper, or w/ anyone else who's drinking.

Shake it, baby!

Shake that azz, girl!





Yeah, I'm bored (days offs).

U know u love it, anyway...

Last week's "Weekend Gig" Recap...

The club did pretty good this weekend, but not until real late. The new college girls were there 2, but not nearly as many as my "Weeknight Gig." That's because the regs here convinced the manager not 2 hire 2 many new girls.




Why he would listen 2 them is beyond me.

New girls drive the strip club industry. They (the regular dancers) r only hurting themselves in the long run. Nobody wants 2 c the same ol' dancer ALL THE TIME. Sure, u have your regular customers & all, but even they want 2 c some new faces every now-&-again.

Word is, the manager & the owner r screwing a few of the more vocal (i.e. big-mouths) dancers (nothing new in the strip club game) & that these ladies r "whispering" in their ears & telling them that certain people need 2 go. I've felt a different vibe @ the club recently & this could b the reason why.

I don't know if that includes me or not, but we'll c.

B!tches...

Last week's "Weeknight Gig" Recap...

The club was packed this week. Everything was LOVELY!

Lots of new college girls coming back from "summer break" & many new 1's trying out 4 the 1st time (so they say). We had so many new girls that the customers didn't know what 2 do! LOL!

Of course, w/ so many new & returning dancers, the "hating" sets in. The regular girls have 2 hustle even more now & can't rely on giving "extras" because the customers r more interested in the "new crop" than the regs. The customers would rather pay the new girls just 2 dance (the way it's supposed 2 b, anyhow) than 2 pay the regs 4 any "extras," especially if they have had them b4 in the past. Man, the regs were b!tchin' like Hell because of that!

Oh, well...

The regs were hatin' up a storm, but the club did great this week. And the new girls were even tipping me more than the regs!tippers!

HELL YEAH!!

How 2 get Strippers 2 like U...

Here r a few tips 2 get some luv from strippers:

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1) TIP!
Nothin' gets a stripper's attention that $$$.

2) Show them respect.
It's hard 4 some girls 2 get on stage 2 begin with, so B NICE!

3) LISTEN 2 them.
Strippers hear guys talk 2 them all night long. Listening 2 them (I mean REALLY listen 2 them) 4 a change will really get them 2 so u some luv when u enter the strip club.

4) Play a game of pool w/ them.
If u go 2 a strip club w/ some pool tables, take a girl & play. Give them alittle $$$ when u lose (Watch it, though. Some dancers can REALLY play pool.). This will GUARANTEE that she will chose u over other customers when u come in.

5) Get @ least 1 VIP dance.
U don't have 2 spend the rent $$$, just enough 2 wet her appetite & 2 keep her coming back 4 more later.

6) TIP!
Did I say that already? Well, it's important, so hook it up.

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These r only a few tips. Try'em out & c if I'm lying or not (I'm not!).

Friendsville man accused of traveling to have sex with child...

I found this nasty sh*t on the web courtesy of "The Knoxville News" (www.knoxnews.com). It happened right next door 2 us in NC (in Tennessee). It's some important news on perverts trying 2 find sex on the 'net w/ KIDS! If u r reading this blog & u have kids, please check this sh*t out & beware of "Sexual Predators" on the web.

Here's the original link:

http://www.volunteertv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3754861

And I pasted the story below as well...

F*CKIN' SCUM!!

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Friendsville man accused of traveling to have sex with child

KNOXVILLE, Tenn.: A Blount (BLUHNT') County man is being held without bond in northern Ohio -- accused of traveling there to have sex with a 14-year-old girl. Prosecutors say 47-year-old Douglas Hawxhurst of Friendsville was expecting to find a woman named Lorie and her daughter named Laci and planned to have sex with both of them.

But the females didn't exist. Hawxhurst had been Internet chatting with a police officer, masquerading as a mother willing to involve her child in sex.

Detective Bobby Grizzard of the Massillon, Ohio, police says Hawxhurst went "weak in the knees" when he saw officers in the motel room where he went to meet the mother and daughter.
After his August third arrest, he was held on state charges, but those have been replaced by a federal charge of traveling across state lines with the intent of having sex with a child.

In an e-mail exchange with "Lorie" days before his arrest, Hawxhurst wrote that a threesome with a mother and daughter was "a huge fantasy for him."

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I hope that they cut his balls off...

It's Your Sex Life...

Gettin' busy!










I came upon this site surfin' the web & with this blog's subject matter, I thought it would b relevant here [Just in case u do something in The VIP Room that u r not supposed 2, ;) ]. The site's called, "It's Your Sex Life," and the link is here:

http://www.itsyoursexlife.com/

It's a responsible website about sex, so y'all should check it out.

And since I'm on the "responsible sex" tip, here's a link 2 "The World's Famous Kinsey Institute" @ Indiana U. in Bloomington, IN. That link's here:

http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/

C, this site's more that just about "the drama"...

Dockside Dolls is done...

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Hectic week...

Sorry 4 the lack of posts last week. I've been busy as hell. Alot of sh*t has been goin' on. I've been looking deeper into the "Strippers & Cops" sitch, & every step I make, I get sent back 2. Also keep in mind that this info is second-hand. This is stuff that has been told 2 me.

I recently heard from some aquaintances that ALE (Alcohol Law Enforcement) have been visiting some strip clubs under the guise of "inspections." After the "inspections," they started questioning some strippers in the Black strip clubs in G'boro on the whereabouts of a pair of Black Strippers.

Do they have something 2 do w/ this "list" that is rumored 2 exist?

I don't know.

I keep wanting 2 say that it's bullsh#t, but then something happens that says, "Hmmm... interesting," like the ALE stuff I just told ya about.

Curiouser & curiouser...

Some positive stripper stories...

2 thumbs up!!




I know that I've been giving y'all "the lowdown" on the strip club industry in NC & some of it has been, shall we say, "unpositive." Just like in other sh8t, there's the negative & the positive. Let me tell ya about some positive sh*t 4 a change.

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I've recently ran into a couple of x-dancers that I worked w/ back in the day. 1 used 2 b called "Honey" & the other 1 was called "Star."

Honey used to b a real raunchy dancer back in the day. She didn't f*ck, but she still made her $$$. She really knew the difference between "the tease" & "showing it all." She kept the guys (& a few girls) on the edge of their seat w/o crossing the line (walking right up 2 it, yes). This was "back in the day" when the $$$ flowed and "the hustle" was on. Even when it was slow, Honey got paid!

I asked her how things were (I ran into her @ The Winn Dixie, the 1 that's about 2 close on Cone Blvd.). She had a cute little boy since her club days & have settled down to married life. I was like, "DAAAAAMMN!" I never pictured Honey as marriage-material! F*ckin' material, yeah! LOL!

Anyhoo, she started doing hair and nails (nails r a dying art) P/T as she was winding down her stripping career. She became really good @ it until she was able 2 support herself just by doing hair & nails. She always saved her $$$, something that the other girls @ the time were very envious about. Eventually, encouraged by her then-boyfriend (now hubby), she opened up her own hair salon and has been "workin' it out" ever since!

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Star was a stone-cold hustler back in the day. I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean that she was all about business. If you weren't about the $$$, then she had no time 4 ya. As the DJ, we always got along. I ran into her @ The 4 Seasons Mall, by that Cookie place (the name of the place escapes me @ the moment). She was in G'boro visiting her grandma. After getting out orders, we talked about "the ol' days." Star started stripping 2 pay 4 college (UNC-G) & was a serious student (business major). After she graduated, she stopped stripping & went 2 work 4 a PR firm in the ATL (Atlanta 4 those of u don't don't know). After a couple of years, she actually started strippin again, this time at the time Famous (now Infamous & closed) Gold Club that was owned by Steve Kaplan. She made a killing there and decided to start a catering service.

Why catering?

Because her aunt (who was from ATL) used 2 cook 4 the girls when they came over her house after work (She was 1 of those "wild aunts."). Star always had a knack 4 cooking (She use 2 bring in her own plates of food 2 work when she was in G'boro. Star hated fast food.), so she got with her aunt & started catering. Star used some of the girls who were getting out of stripping 4 some P/T help (& 4 some "exotic catering" 2 a select clientele), & the business took off. Star still works w/ her aunt, who's as wild as ever, and has amassed alittle economic empire, dabbling in stocks, bonds, real estate (foreclosures), & securities.

I was truly impressed. Hell, she's living better than me! LOL!

Both of these ladies r examples of people who took an opportunity & made it work 4 them. I'm surprised that more girls don't follow their example.

U go, girls! I ain't mad atcha...

Anime never looked Soooo Good!!

Here's some Anime that I think you'll enjoy!













Gettin "Jiggy" w/ it!

Here kitty, kitty! MEOW!!

I'll call "Tails!!"

There's more where that came from!!

MUAH!!

Strippers & their "Medication"...

I've touched on this subject b4. The reason I'm going back 2 it is because of something I saw last night.

I was watching my recording of "Cathouse: The Series" (I worked the day it came on & had it on my VCR.) and was getting a good laugh out of the "drama" of Bunny Ranch prosties "Air Force" Amy & Danielle. Danielle was bringing up the fact that many of the girls there get "medicated" in order to perform their duties (f*ckin') there, which brings me 2 my lil' rant (I was really surprised that they showed that part, because it's hitting alittle bit 2 close 2 home.).

I'm like this: If u need to get drunk, f*cked up, high, stoned, or whatever 2 do this type of work,

QUIT!!

I've seen a Helluva lot of girls go down the "Highway of No Return" because they couldn't handle it. Many were drugged out, a few commited suicide, & some were out right murdered because they were hanging around the wrong type of people. If u r gonna do this type of work, u need 2 treat it just like a job, and so few stripper don't. To many dancers, it's "Social Hour" @ the club: A place where u can conversate w/ the customers, talk sh*t about other girls behind their back, & do stuff u r not supposed 2 do in The VIP Room (& almost every strip club has @ least 1 or 2 dancers that will do stuff back there).

"Stripping," or 4 the politically-correct "exotic dancing," is like "Pro Sports:" U can only do it 4 a limited amount of time. U c what happens 2 boxers when they stay in the ring 2 long? It's painful. If a dancer's smart, she'll make her $$$, go 2 school or start up a business w/ the $$$ she should have saved up. Do your thing, then get out b4 u r "retired."

2 many dancers get high or drunk 4 just that "1 time." Then that 1 time becomes every f#ckin' day! And then u NEED it (your fix) instead of merely WANTING it. By then, it's usually 2 late. I've seen girls driven literally CRAZY over this "lifestyle" (& it will quickly become a lifestyle, not a job if u f*ck it up.) when they can't handle it.

If there r any dancer that view this blog, listen carefully:

Treat it like a job, make your $$$ while u can, then retire.

Trust me, u don't want 2 c the alternative...

Underground Sex Clubs: R They 4 U?

Believe it or not, there r place in G'boro where 1 can "get their swerve on" @ a cheap price. Club workers hear about them all the time. I will NOT tell u where these places r (nor do I frequent places like this) because most of them use immigrants & underage girls 4 sexual pleasure. Some true life "pimps & ho's" type sh*t.

Which is f#cked up.

I'm all about "adult entertainment," but that type of stuff is just plain WRONG!

So if u think u can go 2 one of these places, have sex w/ someone who's most likely only 14 or 15 yrs old, can speak English, & just had sex w/ 10 other guys b4 u, then B MY F*CKIN' GUEST!!

BTW, STOP ASKING ME WHERE THESE PLACE R!!

Besides, they open & close so fast u won't b able 2 find them 4 long, anyway. (& I don't know anymore, either!)

When strippers battle...

I actually heard this info from a friend of mine, so it's 2nd hand news.

My friend, who I'll call "Damon," was @ this strip club in G'boro just relaxing & playing pool when 2 strippers started arguing. From what he told me, it was about $$$ & what 1 of them did w/ it (i.e. snorting/smoking it all up). Well, this 1 stripper called "Spice" was saying how she gets paid more than the rest of the girls & how she didn't need welfare or whatever. The other dancer, who I'll call "Sugah" (Damon couldn't remember her dance name), was offended but was gonna let it go until Spice picked up a pool stick & swung it @ her.

Unfortunately for Spice, she missed.

Sugah picked up another pool stick & plastered Spice in the head, breaking the pool stick in half!

I don't make this sh#t up!

I've actually been 2 the strip club he was @ (it's a sh*thole), so I could really believe what he told me. We both got a laugh off that.

Why?

Because the real reason 4 the arguement was that Spice was having sex in the club & made a killing that day. Sugah was like, "If u make all that $$$, Why don't u have sh#t? Where's it all going?" Damon tells me that's when things got heated. Once again, this is "second hand" info, so don't hate on me!

Damnit, ladies!! Stop having sex in "The Champagne Lounge" & make your $$$ the right way!

Man Dies after having SEX with a HORSE!

Poor Mr. Ed...


I thought that this was a joke, at first. But no, it's the real f#ckin' deal. I couldn't make this sh#t up even if I tried on the best, freakiest, perverted, sickest day of my life.

Read on...

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Friday, July 15, 2005

Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated

By: Jennifer Sullivan
Seattle Times staff reporter

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.
The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.
Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

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Here's the original link:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

& some more links to this crazy story:
1)http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095

2) http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/


There r some truly SICK MUTHAF#CKAS OUT THERE!

Pornstar: Where can I find them on the web?

Ever wanted to know how 2 get in contact with your favorite pornstar, but didn't know how to get it?

The 2 best ways (besides their "personal" websites, which r not run by them most of the time) r through "Yahoo Adult Groups" &, believe it or not, Myspace.com. I don't have a "Myspace.com Place" yet, but many of them r reliable. U do have your "posers" and "fakers," though, so b careful. Here's some free info, on me.

Enjoy!

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1) Pornstar Brittany Skye's Myspace Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20166563&Mytoken=20050814201031
2) Pornstar Tera Patrick's Myspace Profile:














http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1045576&Mytoken=20050814230930
3) Pornstar Devon's Myspace Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=992675&Mytoken=20050814230930
4) Mega-Pornstar Jenna Jameson's Myspace Profile (Yeah, it's really her.):






http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=14030326&Mytoken=20050814234116
5) Pornstar Emails (Check'em b4 they go dead! Pornstars change their emails addresses alot! Also, when contacting them, B POLITE! They r people, 2.):

a) Veteran Pornstar & Former Playboy Playmate Teri Weigel: teri@teriweigel.com teriweigel@aol.com











b) Busty Pornstar Taylor Wayne: taylorstar02@yahoo.com















c) Anal Queen Bridgette Kerkove: bridgettekerkove@attbi.com












d) "Old School" Butt Woman Tiffany Mynx: tiffanymynx2000@yahoo.com







e) Veteran Pornstar Anna Malle: AnnaMalleXXX@aol.com






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Just a taste, 4 now...


MUAH!!!

Strippers, GPD Chief Wray, & Black Cops...

Check this out...

Word on the street is that there's a "hit list" on a select group of Black cops @ The Greensboro Police Department (GPD). Now, I don't mean a "death list" like the one in Dirty Harry's "Deal Pool," but a list of "undesirable" Black cops (undesirable 2 Chief Wray who, rumor has it, is a bigot) that Chief Wray "alledgedly" wants 2 get rid of. Nothing has beed proven @ this point and it's only a rumor so far. I don't know if it's true or not! Now, what does this have 2 do w/ strippers?

Well...

I have some "anonymous sources" that have told me that either 1 or more strippers r supposed 2 have a "list" of the targeted Black cops that was "alledgedly" complied on the "alledged" orders of Chief David Wray.

Here's a pic of him:
http://www.greensboro-nc.gov/police/chiefofpolice/chiefofpolice.htm

Once again, at this stage it's only a rumor, not fact, so don't go postal on me! And how did "she" &/or "they" GET this so-called list?

From some cops (a "secret police") that r trying 2 nail the Black 1's!!

Ain't that some sh#t?

Supposedly, they r trying 2 entrap the Black cops on the "list' w/ the strippers in a "sensitive" position (i.e. sexual compromise) so that they can blackmail them. Blackmailing them 2 do what, I don't know. Maybe 2 quit the force, maybe 4 some other stuff.

I just don't know @ this point.

@ 1st, I thought that this was some bullsh#t, but when my "anonymous sources" said that "The Greensboro News & Record" was looking into it, it made me think alittle bit. It all started w/ the suspension of a Black cop, a Lt. James "Hercules" Hinson, who noticed that he was being watched by his fellow officers. Here r some links 2 that story in The N&R Archives:

1) http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=GB&p_theme=gb&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_text_search-0=secret%20AND%20police&s_dispstring=secret%20police%20AND%20date(all)&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&xcal_useweights=no

2) http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_action=list&p_topdoc=11

The N&R hasn't printed anything and other local news media haven't mentioned this so far, so I don't whatzup. Maybe it' s a bunch of lies & bullsh#t.

But then again, maybe it isn't... (Remember The KKK Shooting back in '79, where some cops were supposed 2 have helped The KKK find where the commies were.)

I repeat... At this stage IT'S ONLY A RUMOR! NOT FACT! So don't go & try 2 sue me over this! I'm just tellin' u what I heard!
I'll do some checking around myself 2 c what the deal is. I just heard about this stuff earlier this week, and the only reason I heard about it was that a friend asked me if I knew anything about it.

Stay tuned...

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P.S.: I sincerely hope that this IS just a rumor. Because if it isn't we, & I don't mean just strip clubs, I mean SOCIETY IN GENERAL IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!

Who watches the watchmen...

????

La Frontera closes, Copa Rocka Cantina opens...

Well, 1 Mexican whorehouse closes, another 1 opens. "La Frontera" was finally forced 2 close down by the city (Even though, rumor has it, that it's still open on the "DL."). Either way, what was going on over there will simply move over to the new spot, "Copa Rocka Cantina."

Where's "Copa Rocka Cantina", u may ask?

It's on Sands Dr. @ the old location of "The Players Club" , right across the street from "La Frontera," b4 THAT place was forced 2 close down 4 zoning violations. (U can't have a strip club in that area by the old Carolina Circle Mall. Others have tried, legally. "The Players Club" now resides @ the former location of "The Platinum Club" on High Point Rd. next 2 Taco Bell. I guess Johnny thinks he can make more $$$ of the Black folks in the area than the Whites who used 2 go there.).

I was in "The Players Club" when it was @ Sands Dr., & I must say that it was BEAUTIFUL! I knew that here was no way that Johnny was gonna let that space stay empty 4 long. 2 bad, it'll soon b just another Mexican whorehouse in Greensboro. Johnny thinks that if he only allows Latinos in he won't get busted by GPD.

Hey, Johnny! They do have LATINO cops, ya know!

We'll c how things go. Maybe I'm wrong about CRC, but I doubt it. Check out this link, courtesy of "The Greensboro Troublemaker" Ben Holder, 2 c if I'm bullsh*tin':

http://members.aol.com/nice1tobon/transcript.pdf


When will Johnny learn...

6 Months & Counting...

The Greensboro City Council, in 6 months time (February 4th, 2006, 2 b exact), is supposed to restart the battle to "zone-out" the adult businesses within the city. Personally, I think it's a waste of time. I don't think that "Christie's Cabaret" spent over $150,000.00 2 b forced 2 move out of the city, even though the city finally made them shut down "Xanadu's" next door.

"Xanadu's" shouldn't have been there in the 1st place, even though when it 1st opened yrs. ago it was technically outside the city limits. U can't have multiple adult businesses that close 2gether, unless u r "grandfathered" in, like the old "Teasers" strip club/massage parlor/adult video store/lingerie shop that used 2 b on High Point Rd. yrs. ago used 2 b (The owner died, that's why it no longer exist. It's now a parking lot 4 "Waffle House.").

As a matter of fact, the whole reason that it was extended for 2 more yrs. in 2004 (The original fight started waaaay back on October 16, 1999, when the city went after the Asian massage parlors, which was just a front 4 "sex slavery.") because there weren't enough places 2 relocate all of the adult businesses that were open at the time. I believe that they'll have a similar problem come next year, especially when "Christie's Cabaret" & their legal team reassemble their forces as well.

There was even a push 2 license "adult business workers" during that time, 2. I'm not sure if it passed or not. If it did, I need to get MY license, LOL!

I smell some more bullsh*t from the city when this issue comes up again...

No more limo rides, guys...

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I HATE INSURANCE COMPANIES!

A few months ago I was in a car accident. My hip was f*cked up (but not broken) and I couldn't work 4 alittle while. The guy that was driving (a friend) was shaken, but OK (The other car hit on my side.), though his neck has been real stiff.

Anyhoo, the insurance company is supposed to pay out (being that it wasn't our fault), but now they r bullsh*tin' w/ us. What's the sense of paying insurance when the only thing it insures that we don't benefit from it? I think the insurance industry is nothing but a big con, anyway. You pay and get nothing in return.

I returned to working F/T awhile ago, but my hip still f*cks w/ me, especially when the weather is acting up. My friend still hasn't had his car repaired & is still only working P/T. His neck is still giving him some discomfort.

Hopefully, things will work out, but it doesn't look good...

I HATE INSURANCE COMPANIES!!

F*CK'EM!!

Another crazy night @ my Weeknight gig...

Man, u r not gonna believe this. There was this customer this past week who took a dancer called Sassy into The VIP Room 4 a private dance. After a while, everyone hears her yelling back there. The guy runs out of The VIP Room & out of the club in a big rush w/ his head down, while Sassy is cursing him out. He was gone b4 the bouncers could get ahold of him. I came out of The DJ Booth to find out what the fuss was all about.

While they're back there, Sassy says that the guy took out his penis (which is of course, against the rules) while she was giving him a lapdance. While she was dancing 4 him, she said that she felt something "wet" on her lower back. She then turned around 2 find out that the guy had ejaculated on her!

WHHAAAATT?!

That's when she freaked & was about 2 punch him out when he left in a embarassed rush.

I know what y'all r thinking: "She didn't KNOW that he had his penis out?"

That's what I said. Then she had the nerve 2 tell me that she was "just making her $$$ like she always does." It was @ this point that I went back up 2 The DJ Booth, shaking my head. She KNEW that the idiot had it out & SHE DIDN'T CARE! Then she had the gall 2 GET MAD! Then she said that @ least he paid in advance, so it wasn't all bad.

Stupid...

DAAAAMN!!!

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420: What does it mean?

What the Hell does "420" stand 4? I know it has something 2 do w/ weed. I don't smoke, so I'm clueless.

Can anyone fill me in...

Porno Gossip & News sites...

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Pornstar Julia Ann in the house!

1 of my favorite porners is comin' to The Triad:

The Very Sexy Julia Ann!

She'll b dancing @ The Paper Moon Gentlemens Club in Winston-Salem, NC next week on August 10 - 13.

Back in the day, Greensboro strip clubs used to bring in pornstars all of the time. Now it's trickled 2 maybe once every "Blue Moon," it seems.

Anyhoo, if ya wanna c her LIVE, then go check her out! And u will even c "Your Truly" up in the house! (That is, if ya know what I look like!)

Julia Ann's site is located @: www.juliaann.com

The Paper Moon's website is @: http://www.papermoonclub.com/

"Cathouse: The Series": A Review...

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Will strip clubs in Greensboro become extinct?

The Greensboro City Council has been trying to shut down "adult" businesses through zoning ever since 10/16/99, when the massage parlor abuses were reported. It's been almost 6 years now and nothing (thankfully) has changed. The biggest thing about the council and what it's trying to do is to repeal the "grandfather clause" that the majority of adult businesses r under. U can't make a law that's retroactive! If you wanna do that to new businesses, then fine, but trying to get existing businesses to move is bullsh#t.

Most of the "rough stuff" that happens r usually in regular "dance" clubs. Can anyone say "The Skybar" in Downtown Greensboro? Speaking of Downtown Greensboro, am I the only 1 "sick-to-death" of people using the parking decks as toilets? And they r not even drunk! They urinate in the parking decks BEFORE they enter the clubs & restaurants downtown. Can't they "take a leak" @ home like common-sense adults do?

Damn, I'm so sick of that! If I c another girl swat and urinate in the parking decks IN FULL VIEW of everyone, I'm going 2 take a picture of it & put it on my blog. I feel sorry 4 anyone that slips & falls down in the parking decks downtown.

Now I know that strip clubs aren't perfect (Especially if you've been readin' my blog!), but remember The Babylon Club? (It's the same spot where The Skybar is now.) That place was running drugs out of it from Cleveland, Ohio for 3 years b4 they were caught by GPD! Nothing like that has EVER happened w/ the strip clubs in town. And they were walking distance from the police station!

Jeez!!

And I won't even mention "Club Sensations" on E. Bessemer Ave. (The site is now a Mexican church.) More people were shot out there than @ The KKK/WVO Shootout in '79.

Just leave the strip clubs the Hell alone.

Another deadline will pass in February 4, 2006. I don't think that things will change then, either. Do u really think that "Christie's Cabaret" on W. Wendover Ave. put over $150,000.00 into improvements and remodeling, only 2 b shut down later?

Bullsh#t!!

If the City Council REALLY wants 2 do something, then I suggest that they go after all of these "underground strip clubs" & "$20.00 brothels" that r in the city, where drugs & under-age prosties abound.

Do something about that!

Check out Adultcarolina.com...

I've been talkin' with (more like IMing) 1 of the owners of the adult news website, Adultcarolina.com. I've always appreciated the way they presented adult news in The Carolinas. It's done in a professional manner, just like any other news website. There's other good stuff, 2: Yahoo groups 4 almost any persuasion, stripper info, strip club info, & other juicy stuff that u will just have 2 go on the site & check out.

And no, it's not a scam & it won't cost u anything. It's free!

If u want some serious news concerning the adult industry in NC & SC, check out Adultcarolina.com.

Be informed...

www.adultcarolina.com

Hey, Zartan! What clubs do u work @ in NC?

Maaaan... I can't tell u that! If I did, do u think I could do this blog? Do u think I would keep my job if I told u what clubs I work @?

I gotta pay my bills, don't I?

This is some "On the DL" type sh*t! I'm letting ya in 4 a peek, not a revelation! Same thing as far as posting pix of the clubs I work @ & of the dancers I work with. I can let ya in on "the behind-the-scenes" drama & other factoids of the strip club bizz in NC, but I gotta keep it "On the DL."

Understand?

Another week, another lapdance...

Nothing remarkable 2 report...

I did hear that 1 of the bouncers got into a fight w/ a customer over some bullsh#t @ my weekday gig. I think it was Jo-Jo. I'll find out 4 sure when I go to work.

1 girl (Corey) was caught on her knees, even though she wasn't doing anything. U c, some guys like 4 the girls 2 grind them w/ their breasts. (She has a huge, super-nice rack.) Sorta like a lapdance, but it's really a chestdance. (Words of advice fellas: If u want 2 get a really good lapdance, wear dress slacks. Trust me.) I'm not sure if anyone has heard of that, but it happens. She didn't get in trouble, but was warned not 2 get on her knees again. The ALE (Alcohol Law Enforcement. They give fines out 4 that sort of thing.) would have had a field day if they had caught her like that.

Another 1 (Jasmine) had a female in The VIP Room. 2 me, what's the point? A woman doesn't have a penis u can grind on. And in order 2 get the cl*t, u would have 2 take off her pants. Anyway, from what I heard she stayed back there 4 an hr.! Hell, the other girls were jealous because she really got paid! (I already told u that most dancers go both ways.)

@ my weekend gig, 1 girl (Taylor) was caught w/ some pills (X, I heard) ON THE DANCE FLOOR AREA! She said she was taking asprin (yeah, right) because she had a headache, but wasn't acting like she was in pain, if ya know what I mean. She was sent home w/a big fine that Saturday night. She wouldn't have gotten caught @ all if she had shared a few. Someone snitched on her. When r these girls gonna learn 2 stop doin' dumb sh*t that could close the club down? I gotta pay my bills 2, baby. Because it's been so hot, alot of dancers have been going 2 the beach, hurting business.

U can't have a strip club w/o strippers.

We'll c what happens this week....

If I had the money...

If I had the money, I would do 3 things:

1) Open up a high-class Black strip club.
From what I've seen, the Black clientele in NC (yeah, I've worked @ Black clubs b4 as well as White clubs. I don't discriminate!) could use a really nice strip club. Most of the 1's that r open now r pretty much "hole-in-the-wall" type joints. I heard that yrs ago there used 2 b a high-class Black club called "Pure Passion" on W. Market St.. I also heard that once they got away from the stripping & started having after-parties, that someone was shot & it was closed soon after.

I would stick 2 strippin' only.

2) Open up a nice Latino strip club.
There's a tremendous need 4 a LEGIT Latino strip club. Not like La Frontera was, or what the new 1 will b. Coco whatever. It's @ the same location as "The Players Club" was b4 the city shut'em down. "The Players Club" wasn't zoned 4 "adult" in that area & the club has sinced moved 2 High Point Rd. The owner shut down "The Platinum Club" 4 the new "Players Club."

I guess the brothaz were spendin' more $$$ than "The Platinum Club's" regular clientele. Most of those girls went 2 "Chester's."

Also, I would let ALL types of guys in, not just the Latino 1's, like La Frontera did. They were NOTORIOUS 4 letting in Latino men only. (Like that would stop a Latino Vice cop Undercover.)And I wouldn't run it as a brothel, either. There r enough of those cheap Mexican grind-joints around here as it is. (Once again, like La Frontera was. The GPD DO HAVE Hispanic cops 4 undercover work, ya know.)

I would make a killin'!

3) Open up a White "Working Man's " strip club:
Nothing 2 fancy like "Chester's" or "Christie's Cabaret." Something nice enough where the beer & liquor prices wouldn't kill ya & where u can get an affordable lapdance. Many of the Black clubs in G'boro have it right. Affordable lapdances, beer & liquor. Why kill a guy when u can make him spend more $$$ over the long run instead @ 1 time.

And u wouldn't have to dress up fancy to come in. U know, some pool tables, the games on satellite...

All of these clubs would allow ANYONE (Regardless of ethnicity) in, though clubs that feature Black dancers would attract more Black guys, Latina dancers would attract more Latino guys, and White guys love'em all! (Alittle chocolate & alittle "spice," LOL!)

After all, $$$ is green so why discriminate?

Anyway, that's what I would if I had the money...

I'm baaaaack...

Yuuummmm....

Sorry 4 the lack of posts recently. I actually took the weekend off 2 visit family who r still here (in VA) from a reunion a few weeks ago. Sometimes they can get on your nerves (especially little sisters), but there's nothing like family.

The Weekend Gig: Saturday...

Saturday started real slow. We had the Hopkins-Taylor Fight, but it didn't start until late. By the time it started though, we almost had a full house. I still don't believe that Hopkins lost. He beat the Hell out of Taylor, especially in the last 3 rounds. I guess that means only 1 thing: REMATCH!

Anyway, Silky's ex-girlfriend decided to come in. Now Connie, the lady collecting the $$$ knows that single ladies ARE NOT allowed in the club w/o a male escort. Boyfriends, girlfriends, & "significant others" aren't allowed in AT ALL! PERIOD! I don't know why "Butch" (My name 4 her. If you've seen her, u would agree that it's appropriate.) was let in, but it was a move that Connie would regret.

Butch & Silky were in the corner just talking up a storm, w/ Silky visibly upset. Then all of a sudden, Butch straight-up "pimp-slaps" Silky! DAMN! Jay & I were over there in a flash (Jay was observing them as soon as Butch came in.) Now, I told u that I HATE 2 get in-between 2 females in an argument, but this wasn't like the fight @ my other club gig. Silky didn't do sh#t 2 defend herself. I quickly got Silky 2 the dressing room while Jay dealt w/ Butch. Had I not gotten there n time, Butch would have beat the sh#t out of Silky. I guess they had (or have) a "pimp & ho" type of relationship. Butch, 4 some reason, thought she could take on Jay. BIG MISTAKE! She hits him in the gut, then backs away. Jay gives her a crazy look, & then b4 Chuck & I could get over there, POP! Jay lays out Butch w/ 1 punch!

We then took Butch out back so she could get her "steam" back. When Silky found out, she wasn't upset w/ Jay. She said that he hoped that he knocked out some of her teeth (He didn't.) The customers got a kick out of it. Why? Because most guys don't like lesbians coming into the club 2 begin with. Believe it or not, lesbians tend 2 hog all of the dancers 2 themselves. Dave the Manager wasn't upset w/ us but w/ Connie, the woman who collects the entry fee @ the door. Everybody, w/ the exception of myself (I'm still pretty new there), knew what the deal was w/ Silky & her "ol' lady" and everyone thought that Butch was barred. It seems that this wasn't the 1st time something like this had happened.


Everything calmed down and the night turned out pretty good, except 4 the fight. Silky told everybody she was sorry, even though it wasn't her fault. Connie got her ass chewed out, but other than that, everything was OK.


I told y'all that girls r worse than guys in the strip club...

The Weekend Gig: Friday...

Strip clubs can b a trip sometimes. My new gig is proving 2 b full of surprises. There's this dancer called Belladonna, a fine-ass brunette w/ short hair and a nice ass, was sitting out on the floor and acting like she was waiting 4 somebody. She was. It was Tyson, her "weed hook-up" (actually, Tyson is all of the dancers & managers' weed hook-up). After buying an oz. from him (in a dimly-lit corner of the club, no less! Idiots!), she left 4 the dressing room. Tyson stayed awhile to mingle a bit.

I started doing my walk-about & guess what I smelled coming out from the dressing room? No not lilac and roses, but f*ckin' weed! I went in & not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 girls r passing a blunt around (yeah, even White girls smoke blunts) & gettin' high! Now, I don't judge what someone does w/ their life or whatever, but if u need 2 b "medicated" when u work in a strip club, then u need to quit & get a "9-to-5" job.

A few dancers feel shame in what they do, so they need 2 get high or drunk 2 "shake that ass!" (These r the dancers that need 2 quit.) Some dancers get high "just because" they want 2. B4 I could say anything, Dave the Manager come in. I'm thinking: "BUSTED!" But it didn't go down that way. Instead, Dave takes a hit HIMSELF, and asked, "Where's Tyson?" (I guess he was in The Champagne Room w/ a dancer.) I'll be damned! Dave asked me if I wanted a hit. I laughed & said, "Not on duty, but maybe after work." So I left and went back on the floor.

Tyson was out of The Champagne Room & was going from dancer-to-dancer, plying his wares. I know Tyson from another club I worked @ in the past, so I guess he felt comfortable "doin' his thing" in front of me since it was early and the club wasn't busy yet. Jay, 1 of the bouncers (& not his real name) I work w/ on my weekend gig, goes up 2 Tyson & gets on him. Jay's like, "Why r u doing that in the club? B discreet, dumbass!" Tyson apologizes & heads toward the back door w/ some girls in tow. The back of the club isn't out in public view, so I guess he went out there 2 finish his business. Some people WANT 2 go 2 jail. Dumbass!

Other than that, Friday was uneventful. Busniess was slow up until about 11:00 PM, then it started getting nice. I didn't get out of there until 3:30 AM. I then went w/ Jay, Chuck (once again, a name change 2 protect the "innocent."), Belladonna, & Candy 2 a local all-night diner 4 some breakfast. All-in-all, a pretty good night.

It's all true...

I know what some of u r saying: "Hey Zartan, is any of this stuff 4 real, or r u full of sh*t?" Everything that I've said in this blog is The God's Honest Truth. I've changed the names of my male co-workers (2 protect the guilty, LOL) but not the names of the dancers. Why? Because strippers change their stage names so often it would b a waste of time. The dancers that I'm talking about will have already changed their stage name down the line, so u probably couldn't match the girl w/ the name, @ least in the long term. It's kinda hard 2 do this blog because I've been in the strip club business 4 so long that what seems mundane & "everyday" 2 me will b brand new & possibly intriguing 2 U, the reader. So I try 2 do what I can 2 tell u how things go down. Like I said it's all true, believe it or not...

Just another day...

Another slow-ass night. Mike closed up the club early tonight, 2. When will he understand that closing the club early is detrimental to business? The summer is here and it's hot as Hell! It's doesn't get dark 'til late so people r naturally going 2 come in later during the summer, espeically since we're open until 2:00 AM (longer on the weekends). By closing up early, not only is he losing $$$ 4 the club, he's actually MAKING $$$ 4 the other strip clubs that r open! He even told a few that came in right before he was gonna close 2 turn right back around. WHAT?! If u have people coming in 2 spend $$$, KEEP THE DAMN CLUB OPEN!! Even some of the dancers were like, "What the Hell is Mike doing? I'm trying 2 make my $$$!" On top of that, the 1's that come in late c that the club is closed ALL THE TIME & won't come back! Idiot!! U can't make $$$ if u r closed!

Well, it finally happened. This older chick called Delilah was finally "turned out" over the weekend while I was @ my other gig. What do I mean by "turned out?" I mean that she's "dining @ the Y." LOL! She swore up and down that these young girls couldn't show her sh*t. Riiiiight... I've heard that a 1,000,000 times. That happens ALOT in strip clubs, dancers seeking out one another 4 pleasure. Many of the 1's that say they don't r really saying, "Hmmm... I'm thinking about it." They're really bi, but need someone 2 bring it out of them. The 1's that don't swing that way REALLY DON'T & will make their displeasure known (loudly) if a dancer tries 2 proposition 1 of them. Now Delilah's of all people is munchin' on "fur burgers" 4 lunch. Just another day...

Do strippers REALLY like the customers?

Well, yes and no. U do have many strippers that truly enjoy the customers, and not just for their $$$. A few, believe it or not, don't like the men that they come in contact with in the clubs. It seems stupid (and it is, IMHO) that some strippers would dislike their source of income, but it's true in a few cases. The best way to find out how a stripper feels about u is by asking the DJ &/or bartender if it really matter 2 u. When I say that, I'm not talking about "like" as in a romantic getaway or anything, just alittle R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that's all. Some dancers act like some of the big mega-corporations do 2 us, treating the customers like sh#t and don't realize if it wasn't 4 the customer, they would b OUT OF BUSINESS! I tell the girls all the time that these guys DON'T have 2 c u. I know that some customers go 2 the club so they can have someone 2 talk 2 fellas, but DON'T drown them in your troubles from home! Trust me, u don't want the dancers gossiping about your problems behind your back 2 the other dancers. U don't want 2 become a laughingstock. The bottom line is that as long as u r respectful to the ladies, don't worry about if they like u or not. Just go 2 the club and have a good time. More later (it's my day off)...

A slow week...

Nothing 2 exciting this week. It was real slow. (Strip clubs in NC r normally slow during the summer. Things don't pick up until after Labor Day.) My gig during the week finally hired a bouncer. Yeah, just 1. I'll call him Jo-Jo (2 protect the innocent, LOL!). I've actually worked w/ him b4 @ another club some years ago, so I'm familiar w/ his work habits & I know he's not afraid 2 "get down" if the need arises. He'll b a welcome addition to the club, but we really need more security. Sugar came back Weds. after paying her $100.00 fine, but Bunny has yet 2 return. I heard that she went out of town 4 the 4th of July Holiday, but that's over and done with. I hope she's not among the missing. She went 2 the beach 2 do some "private parties."

George The Owner has been hanging around the club this week, which is why nothing has been going down. Mike's nervous as Hell because when George is there, he can't do what he wants 2 do. George won't b hanging out 4 long, though. His wifey hates it when he's down @ the club. She's afraid he's getting some lovin' on the side. He is, but he's real discreet w/ it. And the dancer he's f*ckin', Candy (Yeah, I know. Some "stripper names" r as common as guys named "John."), isn't in love w/ George, so she's not causing any trouble 4 him. (The owner of a strip club will ALWAYS "get some," no matter what he looks like.) Mike The Manager feels that his job's in jeopardy, and he may b right. George REALLY hates it when the club looses $$$ over bullsh*t. We'll c how things play out.

Weekend Recap...

Had the last few days off & I don't go in until Weds. @ my regular spot. Well, it was kinda slow @ my new spot, mainly because of The 4th of July Holiday. Lotsa girls went out of town 2 the beach, where there was alot of $$$ 2 b made @ Private parties. The ones who were there made their money when the late crowd came in. The club was gonna have a cook-out itself, but it wound up raining the whole damn weekend!

1 dancer, Mimi, was caught giving a HJ (hand job) in "The Champagne Room." She's been there awhile, so she wasn't fired. Just a big-ass fine she had 2 pay b4 the end of the night, which she did. Other than that, it was pretty uneventful. Except 4 the customer that got drunk off only 2 drinks and fell asleep in the parking lot in his car. At least he wasn't drinkin' & drivin"...

HAPPY F*CKIN' 4TH!!

Happy Independence Day, y'all!! Just wanted 2 spread a little "Holiday Cheer" around here! I've been grilling, drinking, eating, and generally havin' fun w/ the fellas. I'll have some more strip club gossip, news, and inside info after the 4th. Until then, save them dollar bills!!

Z