Thursday, June 21, 2007

Escort Chicks Wash Cars For Utah Children...

Now 4 a postive story...


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Escort Chicks Wash Cars For Utah Children

SALT LAKE CITY [KUTV]- It’s a combination that you might not think goes hand-in-hand: Adult entertainers and kids at Primary Children’s Medical Center. But Sunday, young ladies employed at a Salt Lake Area adult entertainment service held a fundraising car wash to benefit children in need. Girls from Divine Entertainment hosted the car wash on Sunday afternoon in order to raise money for needy children at the hospital. In fact, several of the escorts currently have children admitted at the hospital. “I have a baby in the intensive care unit,” said entertainer Analisa Griffin. “He is 7 weeks old… he was born [prematurely] at two poinds, 11 ounces.”

The escorts organized the car wash, at $10 per vehicle, in order to raise money for parents who can’t pay for their child’s hospital bills. “Sexy women can sell anything, can’t they?” Griffin added. The girls said business was great and they had serviced dozens of vehicles. “Most people drive by, wondering what we are doing. You know, they see cute girls in short skirts and they say what the hell?” said escort Alisha Jacobs.


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Hey, can u "polish my 'ball bearings'?"



Awwwwww...

Iowa man arrested for not paying for lap dances...

I got a kick over this.

Usually when a patron doesn't pay 4 a lapdance, the bouncers either make him cough it up or kick his ass.


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Iowa man arrested for not paying for lap dances
CEDAR RAPIDS - Joseph T. Parrott, 20, is accused of receiving eight lap dances at The Lumberyard II in Cedar Rapids and then not paying for them, court records show. Parrott of West Burlington was at the strip club at 5910 Fourth St. SW around 11 p.m. Saturday and got eight lap dances at $25 a piece from Laurie Stribling, records show. He then failed to pay. Police were called. He was arrested. Prosecutors formally charged him with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication - both simple misdemeanors.

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Ride'em, girl!






Cheap-ass will probably get off w/ a fine.





A lesson 2 the wise, fellas: PAY 4 YOUR LAPDANCES!!

@ least he won't have 2 do any "lapdances" of his own in prison...

Strip Club Owner on Trial Second Time on Prostie Charges...

Here's yet another story on a stupid-ass strip club owner crossing the line.


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Strip Club Owner on Trial Second Time on Prostie Charges

BOISE, Idaho -- A Boise strip club owner is in court today for the second time to face charges of running a prostitution ring. Christopher Teague was arrested in January on charges of knowingly accepting earnings from a prostitute. Prosecutors say he ran AAA Anytime Escort Service, which they claim was used for prostitution. Teague went on trial for the charges in May, but the trial ended in a hung jury. Lawyers spent the morning selecting a new jury. The trial is expected to last several days.


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"Pimp Daddy" Christopher Teague




Dumbass...

Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths...

I almost didn't believe this when I read it on the web...


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S.C. Cops: Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths. The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released. "It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.

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There's gotta b a better way of spicing up 1's sex life than endangering yourself 4 a "nut."

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The gentlemen's club for the rich and famous that worships a 1980s Pinup girl...

I'm really not in2 conspiracies & such, but a friend of mine told me about this article. I thought it was about a real strip club instead of an "ol' boys club." But since I read it, I thought it would b fun 2 post here. U know, "Old men going 'ga-ga' over an old 'Pin-up Girl' who's pushing 50 now."

Peep it out...


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The gentlemen's club for the rich and famous that worships a 1980s Pinup girl
UK Daily Mail June 10, 2007 SHARON CHURCHER in New York and ALAN RIMMER
A former British topless model has become the extraordinary obsession of members of America's most illustrious and secretive men's club, which is trying to track her down in time for its 100th anniversary party next month.

The Bohemian Grove Club holds an annual summer camp at which members, who include Henry Kissinger, former President George Bush Senior, Clint Eastwood and Bob Weir, founder member of Sixties rock band the Grateful Dead, debate world politics, perform weird mock Druid ceremonies – and, it turns out, ogle a poster of a blonde in a thong.
The Mail on Sunday can reveal that she is one-time Bond girl and 1976 Miss Wales, Sian Adey-Jones, 49, whom we have tracked down to Ibiza.

Having posed for the poster in 1980 at the height of her career as a Page 3 pin-up and appeared in the 1985 007 film A View To A Kill, she now lives on the island with her Italian husband Rocco, son Dylan, 14, and adopted daughter Tallulah, four. She was bemused to learn that some of America's wealthiest men wanted to "honour" her with a black-tie dinner at the club's 2,700-acre forested compound north of San Francisco this summer. Since club rules ban all women except those employed to work at events, they cannot invite Sian herself.

Instead, they want her to send them a "formal greeting" – with a current picture of herself.
Sian said: "I'm flattered to be in the hearts and minds of such important people but my modelling career is in the past now. And, since they are so secretive, how do I know if this will be a nice gentlemen's dinner or men leaping around doing weird and distasteful things in a forest?"

The £5,000-a-year club's strict code bans its 2,300 members from discussing its activities but, speaking on condition of anonymity, the 25 members leading the hunt for Sian assured us that their intentions were honourable. One of them, a California financier, said: "The poster hangs on the outside wall of a cabin in an area of the camp called Skidoo and has become rather famous throughout the club because of the artistic photography and the beauty of the subject. "This summer will be the 100th anniversary, so we thought a black-tie dinner honouring her would be a nice thing to do. "We would like to read out a message from her, maybe something along the lines of Miss Adey-Jones saying, "I am glad I could improve on your ambience."

"And we'd like a current snapshot, which we'll show alongside the poster. We just want to do something nice for a woman who has meant so much to us." Though the poster has been displayed at the camp for 27 years, the members had no idea of Sian's identity and asked California internet expert Raymond Lopez to help. He said: "Someone thought she was the former British model Caroline Cossey, who was a Bond girl in For Your Eyes Only.
That would have been fascinating because Caroline is a transsexual who was born a boy
but when I found her in Atlanta, where she now lives, she said, "I hate to disappoint you but it's Sian Adey-Jones."

"The organisers of the Miss Wales competition in 2004 had held an event with former winners but Sian didn't participate so they couldn't help. "Finally, we got a number for Sian's mother in Wales but, maybe because of the time difference, she never replied to our messages. With the dinner fast approaching, members have been worrying that they were running out of time."
Next month's dinner will be preceded by traditional club rituals, which include an arcane Druid rite, the Cremation of Care, in which torch-wielding men in crimson robes burn an effigy representing the cares of the world and high-living that they leave behind for 17 days. They insist the idea is to concentrate on lofty discussions about the state of the world. But Sian said she needed to be convinced.

"This sounds like rich and famous men banning women so they can run around like Boy Scouts," she said. A club spokesman said the members seeking Sian were "very nice fellas". He added: "It sounds like a sweet idea and if she sends them a greeting, they will be as pleased as a bunch of boys could possibly be."

• They dress as women and get drunk

The Bohemian Grove Club has been called the world's most exclusive old boys' club.
Tony Blair, John Major and Prince Philip have reputedly been guests at the California estate where its 2,300 luminaries meet twice a year – for a long weekend in May and 17 days in July – under a veil of secrecy. They are lodged in clusters of log cabins, including the Skidoo Encampment, where Sian's image is hung. With a combined worth estimated at £50billion, they say their goal is to "draw inspiration from nature" while they hammer out new solutions to world problems.

Visitors have reported, however, that their rituals include getting "howling drunk", dressing up as women and burning an effigy called "Care" under a giant statue of an owl. Peter Phillips, a sociology professor who has been a guest at the club, insists: "It's all very tongue-in-cheek." Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger delivers a breakfast lecture every July on topics that have included the Iraq War. "Part of the tradition is that Henry should be interrupted at the start of his talk by a Mexican band," says a member. "After they play a tune, the band withdraws and Henry continues."

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Sian Adey-Jones in 1976

Va-va-voom!





Heh...

Ol' pervs jackin' off 2 an 30-yr old pic of a pin-up.

Why am I not surprised?

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'...

I almost fell outta my chair when I 1st read this.

It's seems that "masturbation," or better known as "jerking off," is supposed 2 cut down on the risk of prostate cancer.

Ain't that a bitch?

If ya don't believe me, here's the original link @ BBC News.


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Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer riskMen could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk. Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits. They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Fluid

Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%. But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs. Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.
The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream. But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate.

'Flushing out'

Dr Giles said fewer ejaculations may mean the carcinogens build up. "It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them." A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Another theory put forward by the researchers is that ejaculation may induce prostate glands to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens. Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory." She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life." Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire."

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.



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Daaaaaaamn...



Pix of prostates being examined




OK fellaz, jerk away!

I'll get my girl 2 jack mine ;)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

EXPOSED: Porn in The Valley...



Check it out. I found it... interesting.

A Comment 2 a Councilwoman...

I responded 2 a post on Greensboro City Councilwoman Sandy Carmany's blog she did awhile back when she mentioned X-Associate General Counsel Blair Carr leaving her position & the fight against the city's adult businesses.

My response 2 her blog is below...



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Zartan said...

With all due respect Ms. Carmany:

Why don't u & the City Council, instead of going after businesses that ARE NOT breaking any laws & go after the 1's that ARE BREAKING THE LAW? U & your group messed up big-time when u had 2 expand where adult businesses could b located awhile back. When u did that, u DIRECTLY ADMITTED that u were unfairly trying 2 close them down because there was NO PLACE they could reasonably locate.

U can't repeal "The Grandfather Clause" because if a church/school/home were 2 open up next 2 an adult business 2day, even though the club/bookstore/etc. might have been there 4 YEARS, THEY would b the 1's not in compliance & would have 2 move, not the church/school/home. That's the main reason the city lost the fight in Federal Court while other cities around the nation were winning.

But I guess this is what I would expect from a city that's spending $$$ trying 2 shut these businesses down & spending upwards of $400,000.00 A YEAR maintaining a PRIVATELY-OWNED PARK Downtown but won't fund/finance/refurbish low-cost housing 4 people who really need it. Instead we have the homeless sleeping out in the parking lot of the shelter...

May 29, 2007 1:43 AM

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I have yet 2 get a response from her on ANY of my points.

The truth hurts...

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sex Tape Star Ray J To Shoot, Narrate Porn Film...

Can u believe this bullshit?

His singing carrer must b going real well.



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Sex Tape Star Ray J To Shoot, Narrate Porn Film

Porn Valley- Whitney Houston's toyboy Ray J is set to become a porn mogul after confirming he has accepted an offer to direct and narrate an X-rated sex film. The R&B singer filmed a sex session with ex-girlfriend, socialite Kim Kardashian last year, and the footage found its way into the hands of bosses at porn company Vivid Entertainment, who offered the star the chance to film others getting hot and heavy.

Ray J has refused to confirm he'll be working with Vivid bosses, but he is serious about taking charge of a proper porn film - even though family members and friends think it's a terrible idea.

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Ray J, u r a DUMBASS!!

That tape u did w/ Kim SUCKED (Even though she did have a PHAT ASS!)!!

Just sing, fool.

Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson Proposes a strip club district...

Here's a novel idea...

A red-light district in The Triad.

Xcept NO PROSTITUTION!! That would give'em a reason 2 shut em down!

Here's something that Greensboro really should have done since it's so dead set against strip clubs & other XXX businesses. If they did that & helped them out they wouldn't b going through this bullshit now.



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Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson Proposes a strip club district


Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson on Monday proposed the creation of an adult-entertainment district in the Flats to house up to three strip clubs, possibly including Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. The district, a two-block area east of the Cuyahoga River and within a block of the proposed Canal Basin Park, would allow a move by the Hustler Club as part of a settlement with developer Scott Wolstein. Wolstein is negotiating with property owners to buy all of the land along the east bank of the Flats north of the Main Avenue Bridge, including the Hustler building on Old River Road, for a $230 million housing and retail project. The Cleveland-Cuyahoga County Port Authority sued property owners on Wolstein's behalf last year to take the land under eminent domain.

In the midst of the trial, the judge suggested the parties settle, and a deal is close. The developer has "agreements in principle" with three of four property-owning groups - the Hustler club, businessman Tony George and brothers William and Richard Droe, Wolstein spokeswoman Nancy Lesic said. The city's pledge to create an adult-entertainment district is key to reaching an agreement, city officials said. "We wouldn't be doing this if . . . we weren't completely convinced this transaction was necessary to move the Flats east bank project along," Jackson's chief of staff, Ken Silliman, said Monday.

The City Council must approve the district and its location. Councilman Joe Cimperman, who represents the Flats neighborhood, said he supports the mayor's proposal .Currently, city law requires strip clubs to be no closer than 1,000 feet from parks, schools, churches, libraries and residen tial districts. But the restrictions would not apply to clubs in an adult-entertainment district. The relocation would put Hustler near Diamond Men's Club, an existing club on Fall Street down from the old Crooked River Brewing Co. building, where the city proposes relocating the Hustler Club. The city also must find a place for the Stage 2 strip club, which will move from its Superior Avenue location to make room for a men's homeless shelter. The city has agreed to pay for the relocation. Silliman would not confirm that Stage 2 would move to the new entertainment district, but he said there would be room for another club on the three acres bounded by Center, Fall, Merwin and Simms streets in the Flats.

Diamond club manager Ed Thompson said he likes the idea of an adult-entertainment district because it would be marketable and convenient to convention-goers. But he and other property owners in the area are concerned that adding new clubs might increase parking and traffic problems in the area."We have one major concern, and that's parking," said Joseph Buscemi, owner of State Fish, a wholesale seafood company on the corner of Merwin and Center streets. Fran Geising, the general manager of the Inman mortuary and crematory across the street, said she's also worried that a strip club district would taint the image of nearby businesses. "What will people say: 'Where are you taking grandma?' 'Oh, we're taking her to the adult entertainment district for cremation,' " Geising said. She said Inman would likely move if the council approves the district.

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G'boro does shit ass-backwards when it comes 2 adult entertainment. That's why they will lose the next round in court.