Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Dancers can b CRAZY!!

Check this out...

I took Saturday nite off 2 check out the competition around the Triad. I came upon this club (which I won't mention... yet) real late & decided 2 check it out.

After I paid my $$$, I went in & there seemed 2 b some kinda party or something. I found out that 1 of the dancers (I never found out her name) was trying 2 have a birthday party, but nobody there really gave a damn. However, there was some free food, like chips, cake, and chicken wings from Hooters (yeah, THAT Hooters).

Well, as I was heading towards the free food table, she goes off on this big dude. She's screaming her head off, saying, "Those r my motherf*ckin' wings! I paid 4 those!" The dude was like, "So? F*ck u & your wings, u ugly b*tch!"

I was like, "Damn, I know that I didn't walk up into a fight." I knew the dude was gonna lay her out, but the guys that work there chilled everything out. I believe that they knew the dude (@ least that what it seemed) & knew that the dancer in question was nothing but trouble, because he wasn't kicked out or anything. After her tirade, the "party" was over & people started 2 leave.

Soon after, the DJ announced that everyone should make your way 2 the doors (it was around 2:00 AM), & I got the Hell up out of there. I was like, "This crazy b*tch is goin' off over some DAMN CHICKEN WINGS?! Why did she buy them if she didn't expect people 2 EAT THEM?!

It must not been much of a party, because those wings were cold & nobody was wishing her a "Happy B-Day" or anything.

I guess everyone knew she was a b*tch...

Monday, September 26, 2005

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Here's another 1...

This 1 almost takes the cake...

This dancer, whom I'll call Tina was also complaining about how she hated dancing. But she truly took it to the next level.

Tina not only said that stripping "degraded" her (Why did she start dancing in the 1st place?), she even said that the other girls weren't sh*t because they were strippers, 2!

No wonder this girl doesn't have any friends in the club!

All she could do was talk junk about the other dancers & how she was better than they were. As u prolly figured out, Tina's a b!tch! I just stood there & listened 2 her sh*t. If I really told her how I felt about her, she would've broken down. Fortunately, she wound up leaving early because of an "emergency" (She has an "emergency" every time she doesn't want 2 work the whole night.). The real funny thing was that a friend of her's that ALSO STRIPS (She works @ a different club.) was the 1 who got her a job @ the club! She claimed that the club her friend works @ was not "friendly."

With her "stunning personality," I wonder why...

If u don't like dancing, QUIT!

Personally, I'm sick & tired of hearing about a handful of dancers who don't like stripping!

SHUT THE F*CK UP & QUIT ALREADY!!

There was this 1 dancer I'll called Penny (Yeah I know, it's not a "Stripper" name.) was b!tchin' ALL NIGHT about how she hated stripping. She was either drunk or on some "Alphabet" pills (Knowing her, prolly both.), & she was crying in the dressing room most of the night. I really got tired of hearing her, so I simply told her 2 quit if she doesn't like what she does.

Maybe if she had finished college instead of getting high every day...

Anyhoo, I don't hear her complaining when men r throwing $$$ @ her & she makes a killing. Alot of girls were b!tchin' last week, but she took it 2 the next freakin' level. Alcohol & "Alphabet" pills (U know, "Alphabet" like X, Special K, etc...) can do that 2 ya.

Words of Advice: "If u don't like stripping, never start in the 1st place!"

Make your $$$ & get out!

DAMN WHINERS!!


Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Boooooring...

This week was truly BORING!

All I heard were the girls b!tchin' about how they r not making any $$$ & how everybody's hollerin' they r BROKE! I told them, "Hell, times r tough! U know that gas prices r high as Hell!"

It's times like this that the dancers do sh!t they r not supposed 2. They don't realize that will kill business quicker than a couple of uniformed "po-poes" sitting in our parking lot during business hours. 1 dancer even said that she couldn't even give it away last week (That's because she didn't ask me! LOL!).

Both the regular weeknight gig & the weekend gig were both SH*T as far as customers were concsrned. I guess last week was "Look-@-the-girls-&-don't-tip" week.

Trust me, the last place u wanna b is in a clubful of dancers who aren't makin' any $$$!


Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Stop it!

This is 2 the idiots who posts comments on my blog that r trying 2 sell something:

STOP!!






I don't care about "Oracle" or the other things that I've been deleting all night!

GET LOST!!

Now, back 2 our regularly-scheduled program...


Do I look ugly 2 u?

Do I look ugly 2 u?
















That's a question that some strippers may ask u, believe it or not.

If u only knew how some strippers feel about themselves.

Almost on a daily basis I deal w/ a dancer that think they r 2 fat (when they r just right or even skinny) or ugly (when they r FINE AS HELL). Unfortunately, many dancers have boyfriends (& some have girlfriends) who r assh#les.

Why they take that abuse (mainly mental, but in some cases, physical as well), I'll never figure out.

So next time u go 2 a strip club & the dancer on stage isn't you're "cup of tea" (It takes a TREMENDOUS amount of courage 2 shake your ass on stage, 1/2 nekkid, 4 complete strangers.) give her a lil' smile.

Some $$$ would help, 2...

Monday, September 12, 2005

4 the idiots who act stupid in clubs...

Kinda rough last week, w/ drunken customers showin' their asses 4 no reason.

I have alittle somethin' 2 say about that...

2 all of the people who were acting like assh#les in the club & thinkin' that their sh*t doesn't STINK, this is 4 u...











KISS MY ASS!!


MUAH!!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Ultimate Stripper...













Kinda bored...

So let me do something a lil' different.

OK, fellaz (& ladies if u r reading this as well), a humble question 4 the readership of my lil' blog:

What's your idea of "The Ultimate Stripper?"

This includes but not limited 2:

a) Looks (Always a +)
b) Attitude
c) Personality (If ya REALLY care about such a thing.)
d) Dancing Ability
e) LAP-dancing Ability (Oh, yeeeaaah...)
f) Conversation Ability (This is more important than u think!)

Holla if ya hear me!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

5 Months & Counting...

This "ol' school" sign is appropriate 4 the situation...














5 months 2 go 2 c what's the deal w/ the strip clubs within Greensboro's city limits.

Will they b able 2 stay open where they r currently located?

IMHO, Oh Yeeeaaah...













It'll b interesting 2 c what The Greensboro City Council will come up w/ 2 start screwing w/ strip clubs again.

Stay tuned...

Monday, September 05, 2005

Labor Day Weekend REALLY SUCKED!

Maaaaan...













This holiday weekend sucked BIG TIME! I believe it's the fault of these greedy-ass gas companies who JACKED UP the price of gas so much that the majority of folks decided 2 stay home & kept their $$$ in their pockets.

Even the patrons who came 2 the clubs weren't spending any $$$ on the ladies. All I heard this weekend is: "I'm broke." or "Gas cost 2 much!" or "I'm just hear 2 drink a beer."

If that was the case, U SHOULD HAVE STAYED YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!

I didn't make ANY tip $$$ this weekend, either!















DAMN!

Friday, September 02, 2005

It's crazy out there!

Damn...

1st of all, much love goes out 2 the people in New Orleans, Ol' Miss, & 'Bama who are suffering because of Hurricane Katrina. Secondly, there r azzh*les that r taking advantage of this tragic situation. Thirdly, the dirty-azz cops in N.O. r staying home & not doing there job! There r even stories that COPS r looting stores!

Gas prices R CRAZY!!













There's NO WAY that gas prices should jump up so fast in this short timespan. People r using Katrina 2 do whatever the f#ck they wanna do 4 more $$$!

I'm not a commie, but that's TRULY f#cked up!

U even have idiots on the web who say that THE GOV'T has a "weather-control device" & THEY were the 1's who did it!

Dumbazzes!!

Also, because of the high-as-hell gas prices, people aren't going 2 the strip clubs. R u gonna give a stripper $$$ when gas cost "an arm & a leg?"

HELL NAW!!













U will tease them, but u won't give up SH*T!

It's gonna b a sh*tty Labor Day Weekend...