Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Damn Tyra, u should have let me know!

Tyra Banks stripping?




Damn girl, u should have let me know. I could have hooked u up!



I just found this on Yahoo.

Check it out.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060227/114109152000.html


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Tyra Banks Does More Than Talk on TV Show

Mon Feb 27, 5:52 PM ET


Tyra Banks really throws herself into her job as a talk-show host, often in ways only a recently retired supermodel can.


On Wednesday's show, for instance, Banks will be shown going "undercover" as a stripper at a topless club, although the former Victoria's Secret model stops short of complete disclosure. In the past, she's posed as a Las Vegas showgirl and used her face as canvas for makeup lessons.
The stripper segment, she said, was the result of hearing friends and viewers express frustration about the men in their lives spending time and money in strip clubs.


"When I found out the majority of business is from males from married homes, I wanted to go inside the minds of the men who frequent these clubs. I wanted to see and hear why they went. And the only way to do that was to go undercover and see for myself," Banks said.


Having Banks strut her stuff incognito as a dancer (named "Chanel") can only be a ratings plus for the syndicated "The Tyra Banks Show," exactly the point in a sweeps month used to set local TV ad rates (check local listings for time).

But Banks, 32, said she considers her program, which typically draws a heavily young and female audience, a vehicle to educate as well as entertain.


For one segment, she donned an elaborate disguise that turned her into a 350-pound woman and then ventured into stores and on blind dates to test people's reactions to obesity.


"I feel like it's the last form of discrimination that's openly acceptable. I wanted to experience that firsthand to share that with my audience," Banks said. She also did a show in which people confronted their phobias (for her, it's dolphins and birds).


There are further issues she wants to explore, she said, both through her show and the Tyra Banks Foundation, which sponsors an annual summer camp program intended to help boost self-esteem in girls.


Women can "have a hard time trusting each other. ... It's something very important to me to change that," she said. Encouraging self-sufficiency is another goal.


"I think that's very important, whether you're a housemom or a working mother, that you have that independence so you're not stuck in a situation you're not comfortable in for financial reasons or emotional reasons," she said.


Banks lacks the therapy credentials for such topics she brings experts on her show when the going gets deep but she's certainly got the resume of a successful woman.
She started modeling at age 15 and ended up smashing boundaries: She was the first black model on the covers of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition, GQ and the fabled Victoria's Secret catalogue.


Before she jumped into the talk show arena as host and producer, she successfully launched "America's Next Top Model," the UPN reality series which may end up with even more clout when the network merges with WB to form the new CW network.


Did she imagine her career would extend beyond modeling?


"Yes," she said, laughing. "When I was 18 years old I was doing an interview for Italian television and I told them I was going to have my own talk show. I try to teach my girls on 'Top Model' that modeling is temporary and you have to find what your true passion is.'
"And I found out this is mine," Banks said of her daytime show.


She took her last runway stroll for the Victoria's Secret show last December, finally deciding to shut the lingerie drawer on modeling. Does she regret the decision at all?
"Oh, gosh, no. I have no second thoughts. My mom told me to always leave at the top, and that's what I did."

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Damn, baby!


Double-Penetration Sex...

Double-Penetration Sex.




Better known as DP.



I know that some people luv this kind of sex, especially if the girl is a freak.


A question:

Is DP gay?

Yep, it is 2 me, IMHO.


Double Vaginal Sex.




This is DEFINITELY GAY!

And I don't give a damn what ANYONE says about it.

That's also know as "crossing swords." (Credit goes to an episode of HBO's "Entourage" 4 the "crossing swords" comment.) How can a guy let another guy's cock rub against his, like 2 sticks of firewood?

GAY!!**




It's only 2 girls and a guy 4 me, and I'M the ONLY guy in the 3-way!



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**: If u r gay & took offense @ what I said, I apologize. I'm just pointing out the truth.

What's goin' on over on Wendover?

I'm sure anyone that's living in G'boro knows about the adult business situation in the city.

I recently read that a new adult bookstore has opened up on Wendover.


IN THE SAME BUILDING AS CHRISTIE'S CABARET!!

WHAAAAAT?

Didn't Xanadu Video & Boutique move down the road because it wasn't supposed 2 b in the same building as a strip, excuse me, GENTLEMENS CLUB?

Christie's is kinda sensitive about being called a strip club.



Even though that's EXACTLY what it is, albiet a fancy, high $$$ 1.

Does Christie's know something that most people in the strip club business in the city don't know?




We'll c...

Wanna know something?

I luv working in the strip clubs.

U wanna know what a stripper told me the last time I had 1 @ the house?



CUM GET SOME, BABY!!



YEAAAAAH!!!

I luv working in the strip clubs...

Players Club Reopened?

Well, well, well...

I was driving down High Point Rd. in G'boro last night when I noticed some cars outside The Players Club.

I guess Johnny-Boy reopened it.


Word is, his old manager ripped him off some $$$ about the same time they had that shooting there a few months back.

Ya know, the 1 where the 17-yr old kid got shot in the head (He survived.) in the parking lot.

It looks like Johnny has 9 lives like a kitty-cat.




I might have 2 go up in there & c what's up...

Anal Sex...

Anal sex...



The biggest question ladies have when their b-friends as 4 the ass (literally) is this:

Does it hurt?



OF COURSE IT DOES!!

Even if u grease it up!

Now b4 u asked, NO!! I DO NOT KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!

Anal ain't my thing.

But some girls I know (strippers, mainly) just LUV IT!!



I do have 1 question 4 myself, though:

How come skinny girls like anal more than girls w/ a big booty?

Hmmm...

Monday, February 27, 2006

Strippers and their Boyfriends...

1 of the worst things my tired ol' eyes have seen is how many stripper fall for the wrong type of guy.




In porn, there's a term called, "suitcase pimps." These guys usually bring in the bags of the porners when they come 2 dance @ a strip club. Then when they pick them up, they usually take the $$$ as well. That's if they even leave.

This describes many of the b-friends 2 a T!!

They r always arguing w/ the girl right b4 work, which puts the dancer in a bad mood 4 the whole night.

In some cases, there is physical abuse. In many more cases, the abuse is mental.


It's like they hate them dancing, but luv that $$ coming in. Most of the time, they don't have any job & the dancer is their sole source of income.

A real f*ckin' gentleman, huh...

Many strip clubs, if they r smart, ban boyfriends from coming into the club in the 1st place. Most people familiar w/ the industry know that this is a good idea. The problem is that some stripper boyfriends usually worm their way into the club by getting friendly w/ the staff or the manager &/or owner. Then it's like he becomes a semi or quasi-employee, doing favors 4 the staff &/or management.

In other words, generally kissing ass.

4 the few who don't get violent w/ their girls, they don't care as long as "the $$$ train" keeps on rolling on the tracks.

Then they find out that their girl was feeling up on the DJ or bouncer or something & want 2 go ballistic in the club.

Bad move.

Real bad.

2 the strippers that have caring boyfriends (& there r caring stripper b-friends out there.), this does not apply 2 u.

4 the 1's that have their "suitcase pimps,"

DON'T BRING HIM IN THE CLUB!
HE WILL GET HIS ASS KICKED!!

Sex & The Stripper...

U r probably wondering what strippers want in sex.

Most girls r actually pretty tame, 2 b honest.



















I mean, u have the girls who like 2 "freak it," but most run along the lines of what is known as "vanilla sex."

And if ya REALLY want 2 know what's up, a stripper would probably want a meaningful hug.

Sorry 2 disappoint ya...



Sunday, February 05, 2006

Countdown Over! D-Day is here.... and gone?

Well, if u haven't been keepin' up w/ the details, the Fed judge put the kibosh on closing or even fining adult businesses in G'boro. The last day was February 3, 2006 & the deadline or 2 put it better, the "massacre" was supposed 2 start Feb. 4 (this past Saturday), where ALL ADULT BUSINESSES were supposed 2 b shut down. We're now back where we started in 1999 when this whole bullsh*t train started almost 7 years ago!

Is anyone surprised?

No 1 knows when the next court date will b yet, but it'll b (according 2 The G'boro News & Record) @ least 4 months away.

What's my prediction of the eventual outcome?

Not a damn thing will change!!

More on this later...