Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Ultimate Stripper...













Kinda bored...

So let me do something a lil' different.

OK, fellaz (& ladies if u r reading this as well), a humble question 4 the readership of my lil' blog:

What's your idea of "The Ultimate Stripper?"

This includes but not limited 2:

a) Looks (Always a +)
b) Attitude
c) Personality (If ya REALLY care about such a thing.)
d) Dancing Ability
e) LAP-dancing Ability (Oh, yeeeaaah...)
f) Conversation Ability (This is more important than u think!)

Holla if ya hear me!!

3 comments:

Vada said...

Here's a wild one for you...

Instead of being a stripper, what if she was really an exotic dancer? I don't mean the definaition of exotic as in taking of clothes and grinding, but exotic as in actual talent (not that strippers don't have talent, they're better dancers than me). I mean a talent that would bring a little art to the genre. How about a topless firedancer? or a return to old-fashioned burlesque dancing, where a lot of clothing doesn't actually come off, but the dancing is very sensual and sexy anyway? I know I'm not answering your challenge per say, but I think it would be intersting to have something like this in a venue in Greensboro. Of course, I'd like to see dancers that are funny, smart and pretty, as long as they are not starving themselves to death to fulfill some BS social image shit.

Anyway, those're my thoughts!

Zartan said...

That's a tall order, Vada. In this day & age, burlesque wouldn't even rate on Spike TV! LOL! Most of what u wanna c in an "exotic dancer" r done by "feature entertainers" that travel all over the USA, strippin' 4 the almighty $$$. It would b nice though, if more dancers in the city would actually ENTERTAIN more in some kinda show or something...

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