Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas, Pervs!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS OUT THERE IN BLOGLAND!!























Ask yourself a question:


Have u been naughty this year...

















...or have u been nice?



















Have a happy 1, u pervs.

Don't get 2 f*cked up...

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Oh damn, more ass shots!!



















































Silly me ;)

(Much luv & respect 2 Bettie Page, an "Ol' Skool" hottie!)

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

What's my favorite female body part?

Damn, I love a nice ass (As if u couldn't tell by the Nina Hartely pix I've posted.).


Bubble Booty!









My favorite sight on a sexy lady...









Bend-Over Booty...









Black Booty! The sistas need luv, 2!









Latina Booty! Ey Carumba!

















Yeah baby! I'm comin'!!










Waitin' 4 me, aren't ya?








Like I said, I loooooove a nice ass!


Don't u?

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Holiday-Time @ the strip clubs...

Ho-ho-ho (And no, I'm not talkin' about the girls.)...
















Been takin' some days off 2 really catch up on sh*t b4 2006 gets here. I can do that because I've been bustin' my ass 2 make & save $$$ this Christmas Holiday. Can never save any after bills r paid & Christmas presents r bought. Especially 4 my nephews & nieces (lil' rascals).

The dancers r feelin' it as well, and not just in the clubs I work @. I've been IMing with my new bud, DJ Slash over @ The Executive Suites, a butt-nekkid strip club by the airport in G'boro & he's sayin' the same thing. You can check him & his club out here:

1) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Executive_Suite_Club/

2) http://www.executivesuiteclub.com/

I went there years ago 4 a B-Day outing w/ the fellaz. Nice-ass club. I believe the same guy that used 2 own Southside Johnny's, another butt-nekkid strip club in G'boro (And I believe, 1 of the 1st 2 go all-nude.) owns this 1.

Anyhoo,

Guys have been keepin' their $$$ in their pockets, or @ least not spendin' it on the ladies. We've had more fights & arguments between the dancers over customers that the ladies think they "own" than ever. It's usually slow right b4 Christmas, but this year it's been SUPER-SLOW, even b4 Thanksgiving came.

Damn.

Been hustlin' (REAL hustlin', not drug-dealin'. 2 many dealers have taken over this word.) more this year than any other tryin 2 make it a decent Christmas. Maybe if I was an ogre or something, I could keep my $$$...

But I'm not, sooooo...

Back 2 the grind, tomorrow....


















Nice ass....

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Players Club: Damn, y'all!!

Oh Players Club, Oh Players Club, Where for art thou, Players Club?

This is why u don't let kids in a strip club (The kid that was shot was only 17 yrs. old. The legal age 2 enter a strip club 4 patrons is 18 yrs. old.), they tend 2 start sh*t. If I owned a strip club, the age 2 enter would b @ least 25 yrs. of age.

Word is that it's closed 4 good. I guess he should have kept The Platinum Club open @ that location, but those Black $$$ (The Players Club had a mostly Black clientele. Not 2 b racist or anything, just truthful.) were just 2 much 4 Johnny 2 turn down..

@ least Johnny still has Copa Roca Cantina on Sands Dr..

Hey, where IS Johnny in all of this??

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

This SUCKS!!

This really f*ckin' SUCKS!!


























Maaaan, it's been so damn slow @ the strip clubs this Holiday season. Prolly the slowest I've seen in a few years. I can't hustle ANY dancer tips this f*ckin' time of the year! EVERYBODY'S hollerin' they're BROKE!

F*CK!!!


Thursday, December 01, 2005

A question...

Which strip clubs in The Triad (Greensboro, Winston-Salem, & High Point) has more drugs flowing thru it than The Wal-Mart Pharmacy?














Hmmmmm.....

Check out these blogs...

U gotta check out these crazy-ass blogs.

Here's 1 called, "Hollywoodmafia" that talks about OC in LA. I'm not sure if it's real (It seems as if it is. A former associate.), but it's great reading. He calls himself The Informant, & has another webiste which is on his links page on his blog.

http://www.hollywoodmafia.blogspot.com/

I hope the dude doesn't get "whacked."

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This 1 is written by some dude named Steve Shyte, a former Hollywood "playa" and a son of a famous actor (I don't know which 1.). His blog is called "Full of Shyte" & is more wild than the other 1.

http://fullofshyte.blogspot.com/

The 'Net is a craaaazy place...

Pornstars & U...


Tell the truth...




If ya had the chacne, would ya f*ck a porn star?






C'mon, WOULD YA?





If ya do, remember 1 word: CONDOMS

Anal, or better known as Up the "Hershey Highway"...



Here's 2 the ladies out there who take it in the ASS!!!





Just so ya won't hurt yourself!




Listen 2 her, she's a PRO!!!







Oh what do ay know, yet ANOTHER pic of Nina Hartley's PHAT ASS!!!

The Lovely Nina Hartley...
















DAAAAAAAAAAAMMN!!!

Sorry y'all, but I just HAD 2 put up some more pics of Nina Hartley's PHAT ASS!!

And here's her website: http://www.nina.com/


ENJOY!!!

A lil' Ol' Skool...



Oh, yeeaaaaahhh!! (Ol' Skoller Christy Canyon)


Ain't f*ckin' grand?


Unless of course, u r some anal-retentive (i.e. tight-ass) right-wing republican/religious zealot or something...

Porners in the club...

I've worked @ strip clubs & adult bookstores where porn stars had performed. By & large, I wasn't impressed. @ 1st, I was like, "Oh sh*t, a real porn star!" but many of them (@ least back in the day) really thought that their sh*t didn't stink.

I mean, it's not like we're talking about REAL acting...

EVERYBODY F*CKS!

The more popular 1's (once again, back in the day) had real 'tudes, like Ashlyn Gere. http://www.ashlyn.com/

Who's that, u may asked?

My point exactly.

U didn have some kewl 1's though, like Vaness Del Rio, Porche Lynn, and Victoria Paris.

The best 1 was prolly Nina Hartley, w/ her beautiful phat ass.








Oh, Yeahhhhh......







She STILL got it!!!



I haven't had the chance 2 work w/ any porners in the recent years, mainly because strip clubs in G'boro got lame & stopped bringing them 4 the most part.

Maybe I'll bring some in town.

I heard that many do "privates" as well....

Don't Fight over Customers, Ladies: cont'd...























Cut this sh*t out, girls....


Didn't go 2 work 2day. 2 much sh*t 2 do now that X-Mas is around the corner. I prolly would have gotten sent home early anyway because business has been sh*tty.

Anyhoo...

In my last post I mentioned that some of the dancers I know were willing 2 "throw down" over some customers. It pissed me off so much that I wanted 2 yell over the mic that, "You're a bunch of dumb bitches! You don't own any customers!"

IDIOTS!

These 2 girls, whom I'll call Sydnee & Lacy, who r really good friends by the way, almost came 2 blows the other night. Since the Holidays have arrived, business has been slow (Better not spend lil' Johnny's X-Mas $$$ on lapdances w/ Daisy.), so competition has been fierce. Lacy was talking 2 this regular but walked away 2 answer her cell. Sydnee then walked up 2 him and started talking. B4 u know it, Sydnee was taking the dude in The VIP just as Lacy was coming out of the dressing room after getting off her cell.

Lacy nearly blew a fuse!

"Hey, that's MY customer!", Lacy said 2 no avail. The dude still went in w/ Sydnee & came out after about 15 minutes w/ a big grin on his face. Lacy then went up 2 him & said, "That was fucked up!" The dude told her that he can spend his $$$ wherever he wants 2.. She almost took a swing @ him, but the bouncer stepped in 2 cool things off. Lacy then went over 2 Sydnee (her "Homegirl") & poked her in the chest, yelling about how she stole her customer. Sydnee slapped her hand out of the way saying, "I got bill 2 pay!" The bouncer had to step in b4 that could get any uglier.

Keep in mind that the customer was still there.

I've seen it b4 though, when times r tough & bills r due, friendships on the dancefloor parts (as in seperates) b4 the desire 2 make that $$$.

After all, stripping IS a business...