Merry Christmas, Pervs!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS OUT THERE IN BLOGLAND!!























Ask yourself a question:


Have u been naughty this year...

















...or have u been nice?



















Have a happy 1, u pervs.

Don't get 2 f*cked up...

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Oh damn, more ass shots!!



















































Silly me ;)

(Much luv & respect 2 Bettie Page, an "Ol' Skool" hottie!)

What's my favorite female body part?

Damn, I love a nice ass (As if u couldn't tell by the Nina Hartely pix I've posted.).


Bubble Booty!









My favorite sight on a sexy lady...









Bend-Over Booty...









Black Booty! The sistas need luv, 2!









Latina Booty! Ey Carumba!

















Yeah baby! I'm comin'!!










Waitin' 4 me, aren't ya?








Like I said, I loooooove a nice ass!


Don't u?

Holiday-Time @ the strip clubs...

Ho-ho-ho (And no, I'm not talkin' about the girls.)...
















Been takin' some days off 2 really catch up on sh*t b4 2006 gets here. I can do that because I've been bustin' my ass 2 make & save $$$ this Christmas Holiday. Can never save any after bills r paid & Christmas presents r bought. Especially 4 my nephews & nieces (lil' rascals).

The dancers r feelin' it as well, and not just in the clubs I work @. I've been IMing with my new bud, DJ Slash over @ The Executive Suites, a butt-nekkid strip club by the airport in G'boro & he's sayin' the same thing. You can check him & his club out here:

1) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Executive_Suite_Club/

2) http://www.executivesuiteclub.com/

I went there years ago 4 a B-Day outing w/ the fellaz. Nice-ass club. I believe the same guy that used 2 own Southside Johnny's, another butt-nekkid strip club in G'boro (And I believe, 1 of the 1st 2 go all-nude.) owns this 1.

Anyhoo,

Guys have been keepin' their $$$ in their pockets, or @ least not spendin' it on the ladies. We've had more fights & arguments between the dancers over customers that the ladies think they "own" than ever. It's usually slow right b4 Christmas, but this year it's been SUPER-SLOW, even b4 Thanksgiving came.

Damn.

Been hustlin' (REAL hustlin', not drug-dealin'. 2 many dealers have taken over this word.) more this year than any other tryin 2 make it a decent Christmas. Maybe if I was an ogre or something, I could keep my $$$...

But I'm not, sooooo...

Back 2 the grind, tomorrow....


















Nice ass....

The Players Club: Damn, y'all!!

Oh Players Club, Oh Players Club, Where for art thou, Players Club?

This is why u don't let kids in a strip club (The kid that was shot was only 17 yrs. old. The legal age 2 enter a strip club 4 patrons is 18 yrs. old.), they tend 2 start sh*t. If I owned a strip club, the age 2 enter would b @ least 25 yrs. of age.

Word is that it's closed 4 good. I guess he should have kept The Platinum Club open @ that location, but those Black $$$ (The Players Club had a mostly Black clientele. Not 2 b racist or anything, just truthful.) were just 2 much 4 Johnny 2 turn down..

@ least Johnny still has Copa Roca Cantina on Sands Dr..

Hey, where IS Johnny in all of this??

???????????????????????????????

This SUCKS!!

This really f*ckin' SUCKS!!


























Maaaan, it's been so damn slow @ the strip clubs this Holiday season. Prolly the slowest I've seen in a few years. I can't hustle ANY dancer tips this f*ckin' time of the year! EVERYBODY'S hollerin' they're BROKE!

F*CK!!!

A question...

Which strip clubs in The Triad (Greensboro, Winston-Salem, & High Point) has more drugs flowing thru it than The Wal-Mart Pharmacy?














Hmmmmm.....

Check out these blogs...

U gotta check out these crazy-ass blogs.

Here's 1 called, "Hollywoodmafia" that talks about OC in LA. I'm not sure if it's real (It seems as if it is. A former associate.), but it's great reading. He calls himself The Informant, & has another webiste which is on his links page on his blog.

http://www.hollywoodmafia.blogspot.com/

I hope the dude doesn't get "whacked."

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This 1 is written by some dude named Steve Shyte, a former Hollywood "playa" and a son of a famous actor (I don't know which 1.). His blog is called "Full of Shyte" & is more wild than the other 1.

http://fullofshyte.blogspot.com/

The 'Net is a craaaazy place...

Pornstars & U...

Tell the truth...




If ya had the chacne, would ya f*ck a porn star?






C'mon, WOULD YA?





If ya do, remember 1 word: CONDOMS

Anal, or better known as Up the "Hershey Highway"...

Here's 2 the ladies out there who take it in the ASS!!!





Just so ya won't hurt yourself!




Listen 2 her, she's a PRO!!!







Oh what do ay know, yet ANOTHER pic of Nina Hartley's PHAT ASS!!!

The Lovely Nina Hartley...

DAAAAAAAAAAAMMN!!!

Sorry y'all, but I just HAD 2 put up some more pics of Nina Hartley's PHAT ASS!!

And here's her website: http://www.nina.com/


ENJOY!!!

A lil' Ol' Skool...

Oh, yeeaaaaahhh!! (Ol' Skoller Christy Canyon)


Ain't f*ckin' grand?


Unless of course, u r some anal-retentive (i.e. tight-ass) right-wing republican/religious zealot or something...

Porners in the club...

I've worked @ strip clubs & adult bookstores where porn stars had performed. By & large, I wasn't impressed. @ 1st, I was like, "Oh sh*t, a real porn star!" but many of them (@ least back in the day) really thought that their sh*t didn't stink.

I mean, it's not like we're talking about REAL acting...

EVERYBODY F*CKS!

The more popular 1's (once again, back in the day) had real 'tudes, like Ashlyn Gere. http://www.ashlyn.com/

Who's that, u may asked?

My point exactly.

U didn have some kewl 1's though, like Vaness Del Rio, Porche Lynn, and Victoria Paris.

The best 1 was prolly Nina Hartley, w/ her beautiful phat ass.








Oh, Yeahhhhh......







She STILL got it!!!



I haven't had the chance 2 work w/ any porners in the recent years, mainly because strip clubs in G'boro got lame & stopped bringing them 4 the most part.

Maybe I'll bring some in town.

I heard that many do "privates" as well....

Don't Fight over Customers, Ladies: cont'd...

Cut this sh*t out, girls....


Didn't go 2 work 2day. 2 much sh*t 2 do now that X-Mas is around the corner. I prolly would have gotten sent home early anyway because business has been sh*tty.

Anyhoo...

In my last post I mentioned that some of the dancers I know were willing 2 "throw down" over some customers. It pissed me off so much that I wanted 2 yell over the mic that, "You're a bunch of dumb bitches! You don't own any customers!"

IDIOTS!

These 2 girls, whom I'll call Sydnee & Lacy, who r really good friends by the way, almost came 2 blows the other night. Since the Holidays have arrived, business has been slow (Better not spend lil' Johnny's X-Mas $$$ on lapdances w/ Daisy.), so competition has been fierce. Lacy was talking 2 this regular but walked away 2 answer her cell. Sydnee then walked up 2 him and started talking. B4 u know it, Sydnee was taking the dude in The VIP just as Lacy was coming out of the dressing room after getting off her cell.

Lacy nearly blew a fuse!

"Hey, that's MY customer!", Lacy said 2 no avail. The dude still went in w/ Sydnee & came out after about 15 minutes w/ a big grin on his face. Lacy then went up 2 him & said, "That was fucked up!" The dude told her that he can spend his $$$ wherever he wants 2.. She almost took a swing @ him, but the bouncer stepped in 2 cool things off. Lacy then went over 2 Sydnee (her "Homegirl") & poked her in the chest, yelling about how she stole her customer. Sydnee slapped her hand out of the way saying, "I got bill 2 pay!" The bouncer had to step in b4 that could get any uglier.

Keep in mind that the customer was still there.

I've seen it b4 though, when times r tough & bills r due, friendships on the dancefloor parts (as in seperates) b4 the desire 2 make that $$$.

After all, stripping IS a business...

Don't Fight over Customers, Ladies...

DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!!

Why do dancers fight over thigns that they don't TRULY possess?

NO DANCER OWNS A CUSTOMER!!

1 of the dumbest things that happen in a strip club is when girls fight over a customer, saying sh*t like, "He's MY customer! He belongs 2 ME!"

That's bullshit!!

As a matter of fact, I'm so damn tired right now, I'll go more in depth about it later.


ZZZZZZzzzzzzz....

Alittle somethin'...

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CATFIGHT!!

Well, almost...













I heard from my "sources" in the strip club scene around town that something ugly was about 2 pop off @ this 1 G'boro strip club in particular a few days ago.

C if u can guess which 1...

Anyhoo, this dude bring in a couple of ladies w/ him (I don't know if they were just friends or that "menage `e troi" type stuff.) into this club. Everything was lovely & everyone was having a good time.

Until...

Some of the house dancers start getting heated over the attention that these girls r getting. So heated in fact, that a few of them were going 2 beat the Hell out of them RIGHT IN THE CLUB!!

I'm not making this sh*t up!

Word got back 2 the ladies that something was about 2 pop off (They didn't know what was going on. They were having a good time.) & then they started trippin'! Words & looks were going back & forth until security had 2 step in & got the girls & their dude out of there b4 something ugly happened.

That pretty much killed the rest of the evening 4 everbody else in the club & my "source" soon left the club & the bitchy dancers 4 the night.

How can dancers get upset @ another female who's NOT DANCING?!

It wasn't like they were taking $$$ away from them or anything. That's just plain STUPID!!

I want 2 stress that this is second-hand info because I didn't c it 4 myself, but if it's true & I don't doubt that it is, that's not a club I want 2 take a lady-friend w/ me.

I thought most clubs LOVE couples coming in...

2 1/2 Months & Counting...

Just an update, folks:















tick, tick, tick,...


D-Day is set 4 February 4, 2006 (If G'boro still wants 2 go @ it) 4 the due date that ALL adult businesses r 2 move where they r supposedly zoned 4.

I don't c that happening, especially since Christie's Cabaret (www.christiescabaret.com) won their legal victory the other day & since they r the main 1's who r fighting the city, it looks good 4 the city's adult businesses.

That is, unless they do a deal that protects THEM & screws everyone else over...

They r the biggest player around here as far as $$$ goes.

Hopefully that won't happen.

Christie's WON!

They actually WON!













Even since 2001, Christie's Cabaret (formerly Tiffany's ) on W. Wendover Ave. in G'boro has been fighting a legal battle (No, I don't mean the battle about zoning) on what a dancer can and cannot do onstage, as far as ''shakin' da booty."

The law that WAS on the books is that ANY form of dancing that can b "suggestive" can land a performer in jail, whether it's on a stage @ a strip club, or on a stage @ The Coliesum, or on the stage of your local theatre (Wouldn't that b f*cked-up 4 The Triad Stage downtown?).

Daaaaammn...

You can read about it yourself at the link below:

Judge strikes law on erotic dancing:
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=12756

It's also on The Greensboro News & Record website (www.news-record.com), but those links don't last long 4 free.

I wonder how this will effect the upcoming hearing in Feb. 2006?

Prolly not much, since there r plenty of anal-retentive (or in other words: Tight-Ass) people in G'boro that will always HATE any form of adult entertainment.

Bastards...

Happy Belated Halloween!!

Guess, what?

I had Halloween off @ was shopping @ Harris Teeter @ the Freindly Shoppin Center in Greensboro where I saw 2 my disbelief...

Women dressed as STRIPPERS!

RIGHT IN THE STORE! THONGS & ALL!

I can't get away from that sh*t 4 the life of me!

Sorry 4 the lack of posts...

Yeah, I know... I've been busy as all Hell tryin' 2 make this Christmas $$$ so I can go 2 NYC 4 St. Nick's Holiday. I'll have some new & interesting sh*t in the next few days.

Just let me make alittle Christmas $$$ first...

A humble question...

I have a question 4 all of u pervs out there in "blogland":

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If u had a chance 2 "do" a stripper in a strip club, would u do it?















Honestly...















No, really...

Hey Zartan: Do u get attached 2 strippers?

Well, yeah... & not in the way u think, @ least not most of the time.

Just like any other group of people that work 2gether on a daily basis, u get attached 2 some. Some dancers make me laugh, some make me wanna cry, & some piss me off.














U go out 2 breakfast (late night after work, of course), chill out, & talk about things OTHER than dancing, strip clubs, & customers. Believe it or not, Strippers r people, 2.













STRIPPERS ROCK!!

Of course, I banged a few in my day, 2...


















But that's yet ANOTHER story...

$$$, $$$, $$$...

"The Furniture Market" crowd always brings in the $$$, as well as the drunk, smart-asses who come in.

Why does every "convention guy" who has a few drinks in them think they can get in security's face w/o consequences? I didn't kick anyone's ass, but I came close a few times.

The ladies made their $$$ (inside & OUTSIDE the club). Many guys were asking about "limo rides" in G'boro & why no strip club in the city has them anymore.

2 Words:
Dockside Dolls.

Anyhoo...

With a few exceptions, a good time was had by all.

Except 4 the drunk guy that passed out in his car, but that's another story...

Prosties in the booth...

I already told u about "glory" holes, what u may not (or may know, depending on who u r) know is that hookers (street-level only) use these vid booths as "hotels" 2 "handle their bizzness," if ya know what I mean.

These r usually the crackheads & druggies that do that. Believe it ot not, drugs r not sold in these places (@ least not in G'boro)







BUT...

It IS a place where some prosties, female AND MALE (Yeah, that's right, MALES), make alittle $$$ on the side. New Vision Video off Randleman Rd. in G'boro used 2 b NOTORIOUS 4 this type of activity years ago, but I don't know if it's still the case.

Maybe u would like 2 take a visit up there 2 c 4 yourself...

???????????????

"Glory" holes...

If u ever been in 1 of those filthy video booths @ the back of an adult bookstore (Not all adult bookstores r sleazy & dirty 2 b honest.) & wondered what those little holes in the booths were 4, well...

They r 4 "anonymous" fellatio! Or "Head" or "Brains" or "D*ck suckin'."

Believe it or not!

People actually stick their penises in those holes in hopes that the person in the next booth, be it woman or MAN will, how shall I say, "Polish the knob." It's a big thing in the Gay community, 4 the 1's that partake in that. Much like "Gay sex" in a park's bathroom.

I don't know what's so "Glorious" about it, though.

Now u r prolly asking, "Zartan, how do u know all of this?"

I used 2 work @ the Old "Treasure Box" on the corner of Bessemer Ave. & Lindsey in G'boro, which was a "Hot Spot" 4 that type of activity back in the day.

Yeah, I know ALOT of sh*t that goes on in G'boro...









MUAH!!!

How does A&T's Homecoming affect the strip clubs in Greensboro?

Not much if u r a "White club." But if u r an owner/manager of a "Black club," u r gonna make a killin', which I heard that the Black strips clubs in the city did from mutual friends in the industry.

I heard that "Sugar Bares" was charging $30.00 a head 4 the homecoming weekend!

DAAAAMN!!










I hear that "The Players Club" (owned by White owner Johnny Walters) made some nice $$$, 2. But I also heard that when it was "The Platinum Club," a White strip club, that it CLOSED 4 Homecoming weekend in the past. It also roped off its parking lot so no one could park in it.

Damn Johnny, why the change?

Hmmmmmmmmm?????











Now THAT'S alooooooot of BOOTY!

When Strippers get preggers...

It never ceases 2 amaze me how fast some strippers can get pregnant when they meet that 1 "f*ckable guy" in their personal lives. I always ask, "Aren't u afraid of getting HIV, or something?" Their response: "Naw, he's clean."

Okaaaaaay...

I hope he is 4 YOUR sake... & faithful, 2.

Alot of guys get the girls 2 believe that they r taking them "out of a bad situation" (Stripping, that is). Like they r gonna marry them & lock'em down, or something.

It never happens.

Some guys get a really attractive dancer just 2 "throw a baby up in them" & brag 2 their friends, "I hit that." Like turning them into single moms (Who can no longer dance & make $$$, by the way...), while the guys forget that they brought another life into the world.

They're sorry as Hell...

I tell the girls, "Use that damn condom!" But they say, "I don't like them. I don't like the way it feels inside me."

Like CHILDBIRTH is gonna b a "walk in the park" or something...

Then they wanna say, "He's an assh*le!" or, "He's not helping me at all!" U knew that he was sorry when u were f*ckin' him, now all of a sudden u have a revelation?

Ladies, some words of advice:

"USE A CONDOM! IT'S CHEAPER THAN A BABY!"

Damn, been busy....

Sorry 4 the lack of posts as of late. I've been trying 2 work my ass off 2 save enough $$$ 2 go 2 "Viva Las Vegas" b4 the end of the year & I've been on a major "Paper Chase" (That's cash 4 the 1's who don't know.) lately.

It's about the $$$, baby!

AAAARRRRGGGGHH!!!

I'm gonna say this 1 more time...

STOP LEAVING "BLOG SPAM" IN MY COMMENT SPACE!!

I DON'T WANT SEXY CLOTHES, DATING SITES, OR ANY OTHER SH*T!!
















U WILL B DELETED, ASSH*LES!!!

Ladies need luvin', 2...

Well I'll b...









A recent trend in many strip clubs r that they r not "Mens Only" clubs anymore. Ladies, either w/ their man (as a couple) or w/o him, r enjoying lap dances just like the rest of the guys.

Damn...

Here r some articles that prove my point:

1) Stripping's new side:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-10-27-strip-clubs_x.htm

2) Couples & Strip Clubs:
http://www.drsusanblock.com/sexinreview/places/couples.htm

I guess the ladies need luvin', 2...

The Greensboro City Council vs. Adult Businesses: The Warm-up...

Here we go again...

As u prolly know, The G'boro City Council, http://www.greensboro-nc.gov/newfronts/citycncl.htm , has been trying 2 get all of the city's adult-oriented businesses out of the city & into the county.












Of course, they don't say that, but the zoning crap they're trying 2 pull is the same thing. It looks like they r gettin' warmed-up 4 another legal battle. I've been counting down 2 the supposed "deadline" which is February 4, 2006.

The main "thrust" (pun intended) is 2 repeal the "grandfather clause." This is where any business that was there before a law is passed gets 2 stay there & not be affected.

This is where The Council is f*ckin' up.

If they were 2 say that the ordinance were 2 apply 2 NEW adult-oriented businesses, then fine. If that were the case, then it would have prolly passed by now instead of going through this crap 4 the past 6 going on 7 YEARS NOW!

But noooo....

They want 2 tell a business that may have been there for YEARS 2 all of a sudden move.

That ain't right.

Don't they know that most clubs around here prolly couldn't AFFORD 2 move & start from scratch? Prolly. Do they also know that while they r messing w/ legit clubs that there r Underground Brothels & Whorehouse right here in the city that need their IMMEDIATE ATTENTION?

Prolly not.

Of course I'm biased, but DAMN!

Leave'em alone!

As long as they pay their taxes and keep it legit & above board, The Council won't have any problems & HASN'T HAD any problems from the adult-business industry in Greensboro.












Soooo, if u want 2 let the Council know how u feel, here's a link so u can contact them, @ least while America is still a democracy:
http://www.greensboro-nc.gov/newfronts/citycncl.htm

After all fellas (& some of u ladies), do u REALLY want some anal-retentive politicians 2 take away you right 2 c this?








I didn't think so...

Check out these sites...

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Dancers can b CRAZY!!

Check this out...

I took Saturday nite off 2 check out the competition around the Triad. I came upon this club (which I won't mention... yet) real late & decided 2 check it out.

After I paid my $$$, I went in & there seemed 2 b some kinda party or something. I found out that 1 of the dancers (I never found out her name) was trying 2 have a birthday party, but nobody there really gave a damn. However, there was some free food, like chips, cake, and chicken wings from Hooters (yeah, THAT Hooters).

Well, as I was heading towards the free food table, she goes off on this big dude. She's screaming her head off, saying, "Those r my motherf*ckin' wings! I paid 4 those!" The dude was like, "So? F*ck u & your wings, u ugly b*tch!"

I was like, "Damn, I know that I didn't walk up into a fight." I knew the dude was gonna lay her out, but the guys that work there chilled everything out. I believe that they knew the dude (@ least that what it seemed) & knew that the dancer in question was nothing but trouble, because he wasn't kicked out or anything. After her tirade, the "party" was over & people started 2 leave.

Soon after, the DJ announced that everyone should make your way 2 the doors (it was around 2:00 AM), & I got the Hell up out of there. I was like, "This crazy b*tch is goin' off over some DAMN CHICKEN WINGS?! Why did she buy them if she didn't expect people 2 EAT THEM?!

It must not been much of a party, because those wings were cold & nobody was wishing her a "Happy B-Day" or anything.

I guess everyone knew she was a b*tch...

More, more, MORE!!!

This is what a woman looks like when she gets 2 have a night w/ me...












U know u luv it, baby!

MUAH!!

NC Porn Star Julie Robbins: R.I.P.

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Here's another 1...

This 1 almost takes the cake...

This dancer, whom I'll call Tina was also complaining about how she hated dancing. But she truly took it to the next level.

Tina not only said that stripping "degraded" her (Why did she start dancing in the 1st place?), she even said that the other girls weren't sh*t because they were strippers, 2!

No wonder this girl doesn't have any friends in the club!

All she could do was talk junk about the other dancers & how she was better than they were. As u prolly figured out, Tina's a b!tch! I just stood there & listened 2 her sh*t. If I really told her how I felt about her, she would've broken down. Fortunately, she wound up leaving early because of an "emergency" (She has an "emergency" every time she doesn't want 2 work the whole night.). The real funny thing was that a friend of her's that ALSO STRIPS (She works @ a different club.) was the 1 who got her a job @ the club! She claimed that the club her friend works @ was not "friendly."

With her "stunning personality," I wonder why...

If u don't like dancing, QUIT!

Personally, I'm sick & tired of hearing about a handful of dancers who don't like stripping!

SHUT THE F*CK UP & QUIT ALREADY!!

There was this 1 dancer I'll called Penny (Yeah I know, it's not a "Stripper" name.) was b!tchin' ALL NIGHT about how she hated stripping. She was either drunk or on some "Alphabet" pills (Knowing her, prolly both.), & she was crying in the dressing room most of the night. I really got tired of hearing her, so I simply told her 2 quit if she doesn't like what she does.

Maybe if she had finished college instead of getting high every day...

Anyhoo, I don't hear her complaining when men r throwing $$$ @ her & she makes a killing. Alot of girls were b!tchin' last week, but she took it 2 the next freakin' level. Alcohol & "Alphabet" pills (U know, "Alphabet" like X, Special K, etc...) can do that 2 ya.

Words of Advice: "If u don't like stripping, never start in the 1st place!"

Make your $$$ & get out!

DAMN WHINERS!!

Boooooring...

This week was truly BORING!

All I heard were the girls b!tchin' about how they r not making any $$$ & how everybody's hollerin' they r BROKE! I told them, "Hell, times r tough! U know that gas prices r high as Hell!"

It's times like this that the dancers do sh!t they r not supposed 2. They don't realize that will kill business quicker than a couple of uniformed "po-poes" sitting in our parking lot during business hours. 1 dancer even said that she couldn't even give it away last week (That's because she didn't ask me! LOL!).

Both the regular weeknight gig & the weekend gig were both SH*T as far as customers were concsrned. I guess last week was "Look-@-the-girls-&-don't-tip" week.

Trust me, the last place u wanna b is in a clubful of dancers who aren't makin' any $$$!

Stop it!

This is 2 the idiots who posts comments on my blog that r trying 2 sell something:

STOP!!






I don't care about "Oracle" or the other things that I've been deleting all night!

GET LOST!!

Now, back 2 our regularly-scheduled program...