HAPPY F*CKIN' 4TH!

HAPPY FUCKIN' 4TH, EVERYBODY!!!

I think I'll gorge myself w/ food 2day, but cut back on the liquor.

Why?


Nooooo, not because of THAT!

'Cause I gotta work tomorrow!




LATER PERVS!

1 Year Anniversary!!!

Yaaaay!!

1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!



Man, how fast does 1 fuckin' year go by!!

My very 1st post 4 this blog, posted on Sunday, 6/19/05, didn't begin 2 set the tone 4 what would follow in the span 0f 365 days.

I would've posted something on that particular day, but I've been real busy gettin' all of my shit straight.

2 b honset, I never thought that I would still b writing this blog 4 so long. After all, it kinda started out as a way 2 vent out my frustrations & such w/ the biz but since then, it has become so much more.

Throughout this year span, I've talked about the strip club biz: the good, the bad, & the ugly.

There have been deaths, tragedies, drama, drugs, new beginings, rebirths, secrets, scandals, missing strippers, & the struggle 2 close'em down.

Damn.

Some updates r in order.

I'm still working @ 2 different clubs in NC, though things have slowed down since the nice weather has come (It always slows down around this time every year.). I've been thinking about gettin' my own small porn company & even have thoughts of opening my very own strip club someday. I'm even in the process on learning how 2 mix drinks & bartend.

Many girls have come & gone since I started this blog.

Many have retired 4 various reasons.

Many more have gotten pregnant.

A few of the other club workers thatI've worked w/ have come & gone as well.

I didn't realized that I would write so much shit concerning the biz on this lil' blog (Over 140 posts & counting!).

The only thing left 2 do this week is 2 c how I will celebrate my "Blog Anniversary."

I know...

Some of this:



ALOT of this:



A bit of that:




& ALOT of this:



PERFECT!!

Stay tuned 4 more of my rants & other musings in the future!

C'ya later!

Players Club Drama... Again?

Damn, this club had gone thru some bullshit lately. It was even talked about in "Yes! Weekly," one of G'boro's weekly newspapers.

Here's the quote, originally written by Jordan Green:

"The weekend before Snipes was killed, police responded to a shooting at the Players Club, also on High Point Road. A bouncer at the club was shot through the leg at 3:30 in the morning as he waited for the parking lot to clear. The victim said he believed the shot came from a pickup truck leaving the parking lot."

Of course, I 1st reported it here.

No leads on who did it, yet.

& now I hear whispers that the club was ROBBED @ GUNPOINT over the weekend!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON OVER THERE?

Ouch!!

DAAAMN!!

This dude ain't playin'!

When he say's he's gonna fuck u in the ass, HE MEANS IT!!



I'm sure he's a teddy bear afterwards,

but I doubt it...

A question....

A question:

What happens when a big-titted stripper drinks 2 much H2O?




It also seems that the same thing happens w/ milk!





Well, there u have it!

LOL!!

Sorry, I had 2 put this up when I found these pix!

Strip Club Shooting...

Here we go AGAIN!!

Once again, The Players Club had yet ANOTHER shooting!

This time, a security guard was shoot in the leg while clearing out the parking lot @ closing time.

@ least that's what a lil' birdie told me.

Damn, Johnny! Can't u control your own damn club?

Here's 2 words 4 ya that may help stop ALOT of the drama over there:

DRESS CODE!!

BTW, the answer 2 my question was...

The Players Club

If any club gets all of the rest shut down in the city, it'll b THIS ONE!!

Strippers doing "Side Work"...

Hey ladies, I ain't mad atcha, but if u r gonna do some "side work" i.e. FUCKING, then let's get some things clear:

(A disclaimer: This post DOES NOT refer 2 ALL strippers in the game. Only the 1's who fuck it up 4 the rest.)



1) B Discreet!
I know the biz hasn't been the same since Dubya took office (Damn, I miss the "go-go" 90's!), but please, DON'T ACT DESPERATE! Just budget your $$$ better.

2) Don't Hate!
I know that there r girls that KNOW that 1 of their friends is gettin' paid "on the side," then go right around & do the SAME THING WHILE TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT YOUR HOMEGIRL!

STOP HATIN'! WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND!

3) Charge Out the ASS!
Don't go 4 the "quick buck." If ya haveta do it (& remember ladies, ya don't HAVETA DO IT. Mc'D is still hiring.), then charge the dudes "out the ass" & let'em know that u r WORTH IT!

(Another disclaimer: I'm not promoting prostitution in any way ON THIS SITE! I'm just breaking it down & being real.)

4) Don't support a "habit" w/ it.
U know what the Hell I mean: NO POWDER-NOSES, PILL-POPPERS, OR CRACK-HEADS! U wanna wind up on MLK?

5) Your male co-workers, i.e. bouncers, DJs, & etc. GET A DISCOUNT!




Sorry ladies, I HAD 2 throw that 1 in there!!!

LOL!!!

Sleepy...

Right now, I'm tired & I'm going 2 bed.

Alone, unfortunately.

I got ALOT accomplished 2day.

I'll have more updates later on this week.

& once again, sorry 4 being so slack lately, but...

I gotta pay the bills!

Yet ANOTHER question...

Only 1 more question 4 the night, I promise.

Why is the City of G'boro trying 2 shut down strip clubs & other "sexually-oriented" businesses, but won't do ANYTHING about Copa Roca Cantina, an ILLEGAL strip club that's not even supposed 2 B THERE?!

Is someone gettin' "the hook-up?"

Go c Ben Holder's blog about this shit.

Another question 4 u pervs...

Here's another question 4 everyone in blogland...

What adult bookstore in G'boro can 1 go about "gettin' his/her swerve on" in their peepshow booths?

Let's break it down even further...

a) Which 1 specializes in "homosexual activity?"

b) Which 1 specializes in cheap crackhead sex?

A question 4 ya...

A question 4 everyone...

What strip club in G'boro had ANOTHER HUGE FIGHT on their property?

Hint #1: It's on High Point Rd.

Hint #2: It's not Chesters.

It won't b long now b4 the city goes after'em.

Or will they?

???????

Stripper Longevity...

The 1 thing that people need 2 know is the stripping, or 4 the "politically-correct," "exotic dancing," is a SHORT TERM CAREER.

I try 2 tell the girls, "Get your $$$ while your body's right, save like Hell, then GET OUT!"

Why?

Because stripping is like pro sports, u do it while u r @ your peak, but even the best athletes have 2 RETIRE!

U saw what happened when Michael Jordan came back in the b-ball game. He was NEVER like he used 2 b in his prime.

Now if that can happen to MJ in his carrer, what makes ladies think that they can dance when they r in their 40's & 50's?

I know it sounds f*cked up, but let's get real: Who wants 2 c a grandmaother strip?

If u r gonna do it, do it w/ a goal &/or purpose in mind like, "I'm going to school," or "I'm buying a house," or "I'm saving up to start my own business."

Dancers that have done this have been VERY SUCCESSFUL and have NEVER LOOKED BACK!

Dancers that don't do this, well...

Let's just say that the 1's that r still doing it past their prime, well...

...it's embarassing.

Too Long...

DAMN!

It's been over a month since I've posted on here?

Man, TIME FLYS!

I've been so damn busy lately that I took the night off 2 take care of some personal shit.

I just had 2 catch a breather.

I'll have some new stuff up later on tonight....

A change in tactics...

It has come 2 my attention that some of the few people that know I do this blog r getting alittle annoyed that I'm using the the dancers' "real names" (Dance names, that is.).

So I decided 2 change the dancer's name as well as the other 1's "2 protect the innocent & not-so innocent."

LOL!

This blog is getting popular!

Some say 2 can't have 1 w/o the other...

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper: A Dancer's View...

When dancers "Fall in Luv"...


2 me, it's more trouble than it's worth.

When u get "involved" w/ a co-worker, & u BOTH happen 2 b dancers & BOTH of u happen 2 b FEMALE, well... that invites TROUBLE!

There r these 2 dancers I'll call "Misty" & "Cherish."

They met @ the club. They got attached REAL QUICK. That often happens "behind the scenes," dancer get 2 know each other, then they hepl each other, then they move in w/ each other 2 share the bills, then...

"Luv."

U have alot of bisexuality in strip clubs, w/ many girls "munchin' on the carpet" as it were.

Misty & Cherish would team up 2 do parties & share customers & everything. A a matter of fact, if 1 girl got in a jam in the club, or if another dancer tried 2 fight 1, they would come 2 each other's defense in a heartbeat. A "defense mechanism" as it were...

All was fine & dandy until...

A guy walked in the picture.

Now from the guy's perspective, he thinks he's gettting 2 girls 4 a 3some.

WRONG!

Girls that date r HIGHLY protective of each other & their relationship, @ least 2 each other's face. The problem is when they cheat on each other.

So Misty starts screwing this guy I'll call "Sam." He comes in2 the club every once in a while, so he was known. Well when he comes in, they get real cozy w/ each other. Of course Cherish sees this & is ready 2 rumble. Cherish gets in2 Misty's face & tells her 2 get away from Sam. Misty says no, that they r just talkin' & Sam was gonna get a dance. Cherish calls her a liar & starts going off on Sam.

He's not having that shit.

So he goes off of Cherish, which causes Misty 2 get on Sam's case. Well Sam's like, "Tell her we've been fuckin."

WHOOPS!

Cherish hauls off & nails Misty in the jaw. She staggers b4 she hurls herself @ Cherish. This causes Sam 2 get invovled, @ least b4 the bouncers get Sam away from them. Then they pull aprt the "Battlin' Babes." I'm in The DJ Booth laughin' my ass off (It was on my Weekday Gig.) because I've seen this happen a hundred times.



After the ladies r broken up, they r told 2 go home 4 the night. Misty gets a ride from Sam & Cherish calls a cab home. I'm still laughing because Cherish always gets like that when she's messing w/ another stripper.

DAMN GIRLS!!

Words of Advice:

If u r a stripper & u date another stripper, make sure she works @ a different club than YOU!

Lost her Sugar Daddy!!

Here's another story about a dancer that fucks up her own $$$.


"Candi" had this older dude who was paying her OUT THE ASS!! He would tip her 100's of $$$ in the club (& more outside the club 4 "Privates.") & wouldn't tip any other dancers in the club. Hell, she got him 2 only come in when she worked!

Candi was working it.

Here's how she fucked it up.

"Bob" would always like 2 talk 2 Candi about his life & likes & such. Alot of it was "private info" & not 4 anyone else 2 know. Some old guys get like that. They r basically renting out a "sympathetic ear" 2 talk 2 & 2 share w/. There's nothing wrong w/ that, but u have 2 be careful who u tell your business 2.


Well, Candi starts telling everyone that Bob likes a dildo in his ass. Now, if that floats his boat & he's paying u 2 do it, then KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!

Now keep in mind that Bob is basically paying 4 all of Candi's bills, by his damn self. 4 example, if Candi doesn't feel like going 2 work 1 day, she doesn't have 2, Bob has her back 4 that day. If she needs a new cellphone, Bob buys it. If she need $$$ 2 give 2 her boyfriend (Which, of course, Bob doesn't know about.), Bob gives it 2 her.

While talking w/ 1 of the bouncers he's in good w/, my partner let it slip that Candi was talking smack behind his back. & told him about "the dildo remark."

Bob was real cool about it, & said that she was lying.

He shortly left the club.

Alittle while later, he calls up Candi. I don't know what he said 2 her, but it was enough 2 send Candi in2 tears.
Since then, Bob's been chillin' w/ "Sunny" & has been giving her all the luv.


He won't even talk 2 Candi anymore & won't look @ her when she's in the club. Candi, however, stares enviously @ Sunny & her new "Sugar Daddy," knowing full well that she fucked up a great thing.

The Golden Rule: The Man w/ the GOLD makes the rules, so don't fuck w/ him!

Candi wish she didn't!

Make your $$$ ladies!

Damn, ladies!!

1 of the worse things that I can't stand is a dancer that doesn't know &/or care 2 make $$$.


How r u gonna talk shit about a customer that is PAYING YOUR BILLS?!

There's this dancer that I'll call... Tina.

Tina is fine as Hell, but has a real shitty atitude when it comes 2 the customers & making $$$. She thinks that her shit doesn't stink.

Tina believes that the customers should bow down 2 her & just give her $$$ w/o her having 2 work 4 it (I'm sure u have seen this type of dancer in a strip club.). And GOD FORBID if a customer happens 2 touch her thigh or leg onstage while he's tipping her in her garter belt. She throws a shit-fit & expects security 2 kick the guy out of the club.


I had 2 set her straight a few times myself (She works @ my Weekend Gig.). She had this guy she was talking 2 @ the table when she starts going off on him. He's like, "What the fuck?" All he asked was the price of a VIP Dance. She said that he was trying 2 buy the pussy. "Ted" (The guy) is a regular who's good friends w/ the management, so I doubt that he would fuck up his prime spot 4 seeing strippers.

Anyhoo, Tina's like, "Get this guy out of the building!" Then she gets in MY face.

Whoa, bitch... back the fuck up!

I point-blank told her 2 sit her ass down & shut the fuck up b4 I get her sent home!

Then she was on management's ass because of what I said. I was like, "Fuck her. She's acting like a bitch & she's fucking up everybody's $$$ by yelling @ a customer."

Usually, the management would have let this go, but this wasn't her 1st time going off on a PAYING CUSTOMER, so the management told her 2 pack her shit & go.

Tina REALLY went off then, until "Jamie" (Not her real name. I'll explain later.), who never liked her, went up 2 her & told her that if she kept acting like a bitch, she would KICK HER ASS!!

& SHE MEANT IT!

Apparently, Tina fucked 1 of the DJs working there awhile back when Jamie was fucking him 2. Jamie really liked the dude, but got pissed off @ Tina ONLY instead of both of them (That happens ALOT w/ dancers.).

Tina wisely went in2 the dressing room, followed by Jamie and 1 of the bouncers (I wouldn't bother w/ it.), packed her shit & left (She wasn't fired.). Then Jamie went over 2 Ted, apologized 4 Tina, & got the VIP Dance that would have been Tina's had she not been a bitch.


Sweet Revenge.

More in a few...

DAMN! It's been awhile!!

Man, I know it's been awhile (almost a month!), but I had 2 take care of things.

ALOT of DRAMA lately...


1 of which was that I thought I was gonna b a daddy w/ this FWB (Friend With Benefits), but it was a false alarm.

Whew!

I want 2 b a "papa," but not right now. I gotta get my $$$ right b4 I take that leap (Even though, it can happen b4 u know it.).

Add 2 the fact that I've haven't been getting all of my days recently (Whcih is REALLY fuckin' w/ my cash flow.) & the fact that my car broke down & well...

Needless 2 say, I had other things on my mind besides this blog.

More 2 "cum" in a sec...

Charlotte/G'boro Strip Clubs: Same Sh#t, Different City...

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Strip Club Company is lookin' GOOD!

Here's something that I saw on Dave's Adultcarolina website (www.adultcarolina.com). It shows how Rick's Cabaret (http://www.rickscabaret.com/) , a publically-traded company {Rick's Cabaret Int'l, Inc (RICK)} that mostly owns strip clubs (There's 1 in Charlotte now.) & adult websites, is really doing well financially in these hard economic times.

Here r the original links to the story:
http://www.adultcarolina.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=144


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HOUSTON - Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc., an operator of adult nightclubs across the United States, reported today that sales in February 2006 of $2,027,225 for its national chain of gentlemen’s nightclubs, have revenues that have exceeded $2 million in a single month, the first time in the companies’ history.

February 2006 nightclub revenues were up 92 percent from the $1,055,892 registered in February 2005. “All of our existing clubs showed a year-over-year increase in revenue in February. Our Club Onyx in Houston had an outstanding month as our NBA All-Star Week promotions proved highly effective. We also had another solid month at Rick’s Cabaret-New York City,” said Eric Langan, president and CEO of Rick’s Cabaret.

Langan said that February revenues more than doubled at Rick’s Cabaret-Charlotte. The company has operated the Charlotte club since February 2005, and it is now included in same store sales figures. The company’s total nightclub revenues for the first two months of the second quarter this year were $3,785,680, compared with $2,038,692 in the previous year.

For more information on Rick’s Cabaret, go to www.ricks.com.

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DAMN, that's ALOT of ass-shakin'!!

Make Prostitution Legal...

OK, OK, OK, here's what I think:

If u make it legal, u will do a variety of things.

1) Taxable Income:
"The Man" can get his cut w/o sending the person 2 jail. I'm sure that this would amount 2 100's of millions of $$$, IF NOT MORE.

2) Health Checkups:
By doing this, u will virtually stop the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases through prostitution. U would also quickly indentify the 1's who r on crack & such & get them out of there! Don't believe me? Check out Nevada's history on the subject. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada)

3) Licensing:
The 1's that do have their license, like any other business owner, would b free 2 do their "business." 4 the 1's who don't, the cops can still bust'em if it makes them happy. And the 1's who would get busted would most likey b the street prosties, anyway. Who actually visits a street prostitute in this day & age w/ so many professional escort services?

4) Regulation:
Any 1 w/ a legit license wouldn't b allowed on the street 2 "sling pussy." They would have 2 maintain an "office" to ply their "wares." Also, zone them in the same districts that already allow adult business, w/ regular business hours & everything.

5) Legitimization:
While it wouldn't make them any more acceptable in our society (Unfortunately), it would make their profession a legit & legal 1. Which means if a guy (Or gal, u never know...) would harm a 'business person," they would have the legal means 2 protect themselves & 2 prosecute that person. It would also get rid of the pimps who fed off them. They wouldn't need them (Not that they do now, anyway.), & if 1 beats the sh#t out of 1 of them, they can throw his (Or her) ass in jail!

I'm sure there's more 2 b done 4 someone more versed on the subject, but the 5 things mentioned would go A LONG WAY in eliminating this:

& this:




& this:




After all, Nevada has ALREADY DONE IT!

Think about it...

Besides, why should an act (Or acts) between consenting adults b ILLEGAL?

After all, making $$$ is The American Way!



Nice asses!!

Strip Clubs are still OPEN...

A guy's last retreat...

They may b slowing down, but they r STILL OPEN!!




4 all of the anal-retentive people in G'boro, this may piss u off but...



...SO WHAT?!

It looks GRIM 4 The City Council trying 2 destroy the legitimate adult businesses in the city. In fact, a new 1 just opened up in the same place where Xanadu's Video & Boutique used 2 b. I think it's called "Simply Explicit," or something.

As far as I know, the judge hasn't even scheduled a date 4 the next court date. I keep saying that all the city has 2 do is apply the law 4 any NEW ADULT BUSINESSES & leave the existing businesses ALONE!

By going after "The Grandfather Clause," the ruling is destined 2 fail. U can't tell a business 2 move once it's already THERE! And 4 the folks that live near 1 of these businesses, I know 4 a fact that the MAJORITY of older, established adult businesses have been @ their present location 4 a # of years & if u didn't want 2 b around them, U SHOULDN'T HAVE MOVED IN THEIR AREA!

This sh*t has been going on since October of 1999!

That's almost 7 freakin' years!

U would think that The City Council has more on their mind, like "The Wray Affair," crime, high taxes, etc...

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?



Probably NEVER...

Strip Club Slowdown...

Well it's that time of the year again...

...when everything slows down because of the nice weather. Everyone comes in much later because it's so damn nice outside.
Sorry it's been so long since I blogged. I hadda take care of some things, like look 4 some missing people in the industry. It's not like it happens all the time around here, but people have been asking about a couple of missing Black strippers. Seems like people don't give a damn about missing strippers (Especially if they r BLACK), even though they r someone's daughter &/or mother.

I went 2 some of my connects about this, but I came up empty... for now.

Anyhoo, 4 the next few months it will b pretty slow (not dead, though) in the strip clubs. People r not gonna come in until after dark, which is kewl during the Fall & Winter, but sucks during Spring & Summer (especially Summer).

The VIPs r slowin' down, 2...




But still bringing in some $$$.




$$$ has been tight 4 awhile (@ least since Dubya Bush was 1st in office. Oh how I miss "The Clinton Years."), so unless it's a special event, like The ACC Tournament or The Furniture Market (Always made a killin' during that), business won't pick up 4 awhile.

More "Stripper Tales" cummin' soon...

Gettin' into porn...maybe

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Xpeeps.com...

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Another question...

Here's another ? 4 ya...

"What 'upscale' strip clubs in G'boro harrass Black dancers until they quit or get 'fired'?"




Here's a hint:

It's not ANY of the Black strip clubs in the city.




"Upscale" in G'boro is just another word 4:

"No Colored allowed."

Trust me, I've seen it UP CLOSE & 1st hand & it's F*CKED UP!

ALL DANCERS OF ANY COLOR R SEXY!!

A Question....

Here's a question 4 everyone:

"What 'strip club' has their dancers on a pimp-style 'lock-down' in Greensboro?



Here's a hint:

The club in question IS NOT SUPPOSED 2 B A STRIP CLUB!



Pimpmaster "Magic Don Juan"...

Pimps r BASTARDS!!

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper, Pt. 2...

Fellas...

Why is it when u come 2 the club u want 2 fall in luv w/ 1 of the dancers?

I know that many r fine as Hell, but keep in mind that 4 them, it's a BUSINESS!

They'll luv u as long as u TIP THEM!

After that, they'll move on 2 the next customer. Just like they r supposed 2.

Now once in a while, the feeling r reciprocated. It happens. They catch feeling 4 u 2 & everything's lovely, right.

WRONG!

The minute that happens, u know what u r gonna do?

Get them 2 stop stripping.

But rent& the bills r still due. I know, I know, u'll "take care of them."

How long will that last until they leave u 2 make their own $$?

Take it from me, DON'T FALL IN LUV WITH A STRIPPER!




It'll break your heart...

Damn, been busy...

I've been busy as f*ck lately!

The ACC Tourney (Carolina lost! DAMN!) has been a MONSTER 4 the biz in NC!

Things will slow down, though. The Spring and Summer Seasons SUCKS 4 strip clubs in NC during the weekday.



The clubs made a killin'!

The girls made a killin'!

The DJ made a killin'!

Even I made a killin' (In tips from the ladies! Thank u, girls!)!

Of course on Thursday, u had your occasional patron gettin' drunk as Hell, but that was handled.

All & all, a good week...

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper (Well, not ME...)

This is 2 all of the customers that fall in luv w/ the dancers.

Enjoy!

I'm 'N Luv Wit A Stripper
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