Make your $$$ ladies!

Damn, ladies!!

1 of the worse things that I can't stand is a dancer that doesn't know &/or care 2 make $$$.


How r u gonna talk shit about a customer that is PAYING YOUR BILLS?!

There's this dancer that I'll call... Tina.

Tina is fine as Hell, but has a real shitty atitude when it comes 2 the customers & making $$$. She thinks that her shit doesn't stink.

Tina believes that the customers should bow down 2 her & just give her $$$ w/o her having 2 work 4 it (I'm sure u have seen this type of dancer in a strip club.). And GOD FORBID if a customer happens 2 touch her thigh or leg onstage while he's tipping her in her garter belt. She throws a shit-fit & expects security 2 kick the guy out of the club.


I had 2 set her straight a few times myself (She works @ my Weekend Gig.). She had this guy she was talking 2 @ the table when she starts going off on him. He's like, "What the fuck?" All he asked was the price of a VIP Dance. She said that he was trying 2 buy the pussy. "Ted" (The guy) is a regular who's good friends w/ the management, so I doubt that he would fuck up his prime spot 4 seeing strippers.

Anyhoo, Tina's like, "Get this guy out of the building!" Then she gets in MY face.

Whoa, bitch... back the fuck up!

I point-blank told her 2 sit her ass down & shut the fuck up b4 I get her sent home!

Then she was on management's ass because of what I said. I was like, "Fuck her. She's acting like a bitch & she's fucking up everybody's $$$ by yelling @ a customer."

Usually, the management would have let this go, but this wasn't her 1st time going off on a PAYING CUSTOMER, so the management told her 2 pack her shit & go.

Tina REALLY went off then, until "Jamie" (Not her real name. I'll explain later.), who never liked her, went up 2 her & told her that if she kept acting like a bitch, she would KICK HER ASS!!

& SHE MEANT IT!

Apparently, Tina fucked 1 of the DJs working there awhile back when Jamie was fucking him 2. Jamie really liked the dude, but got pissed off @ Tina ONLY instead of both of them (That happens ALOT w/ dancers.).

Tina wisely went in2 the dressing room, followed by Jamie and 1 of the bouncers (I wouldn't bother w/ it.), packed her shit & left (She wasn't fired.). Then Jamie went over 2 Ted, apologized 4 Tina, & got the VIP Dance that would have been Tina's had she not been a bitch.


Sweet Revenge.

More in a few...

DAMN! It's been awhile!!

Man, I know it's been awhile (almost a month!), but I had 2 take care of things.

ALOT of DRAMA lately...


1 of which was that I thought I was gonna b a daddy w/ this FWB (Friend With Benefits), but it was a false alarm.

Whew!

I want 2 b a "papa," but not right now. I gotta get my $$$ right b4 I take that leap (Even though, it can happen b4 u know it.).

Add 2 the fact that I've haven't been getting all of my days recently (Whcih is REALLY fuckin' w/ my cash flow.) & the fact that my car broke down & well...

Needless 2 say, I had other things on my mind besides this blog.

More 2 "cum" in a sec...

Charlotte/G'boro Strip Clubs: Same Sh#t, Different City...

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Strip Club Company is lookin' GOOD!

Here's something that I saw on Dave's Adultcarolina website (www.adultcarolina.com). It shows how Rick's Cabaret (http://www.rickscabaret.com/) , a publically-traded company {Rick's Cabaret Int'l, Inc (RICK)} that mostly owns strip clubs (There's 1 in Charlotte now.) & adult websites, is really doing well financially in these hard economic times.

Here r the original links to the story:
http://www.adultcarolina.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=144


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HOUSTON - Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc., an operator of adult nightclubs across the United States, reported today that sales in February 2006 of $2,027,225 for its national chain of gentlemen’s nightclubs, have revenues that have exceeded $2 million in a single month, the first time in the companies’ history.

February 2006 nightclub revenues were up 92 percent from the $1,055,892 registered in February 2005. “All of our existing clubs showed a year-over-year increase in revenue in February. Our Club Onyx in Houston had an outstanding month as our NBA All-Star Week promotions proved highly effective. We also had another solid month at Rick’s Cabaret-New York City,” said Eric Langan, president and CEO of Rick’s Cabaret.

Langan said that February revenues more than doubled at Rick’s Cabaret-Charlotte. The company has operated the Charlotte club since February 2005, and it is now included in same store sales figures. The company’s total nightclub revenues for the first two months of the second quarter this year were $3,785,680, compared with $2,038,692 in the previous year.

For more information on Rick’s Cabaret, go to www.ricks.com.

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DAMN, that's ALOT of ass-shakin'!!

Make Prostitution Legal...

OK, OK, OK, here's what I think:

If u make it legal, u will do a variety of things.

1) Taxable Income:
"The Man" can get his cut w/o sending the person 2 jail. I'm sure that this would amount 2 100's of millions of $$$, IF NOT MORE.

2) Health Checkups:
By doing this, u will virtually stop the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases through prostitution. U would also quickly indentify the 1's who r on crack & such & get them out of there! Don't believe me? Check out Nevada's history on the subject. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada)

3) Licensing:
The 1's that do have their license, like any other business owner, would b free 2 do their "business." 4 the 1's who don't, the cops can still bust'em if it makes them happy. And the 1's who would get busted would most likey b the street prosties, anyway. Who actually visits a street prostitute in this day & age w/ so many professional escort services?

4) Regulation:
Any 1 w/ a legit license wouldn't b allowed on the street 2 "sling pussy." They would have 2 maintain an "office" to ply their "wares." Also, zone them in the same districts that already allow adult business, w/ regular business hours & everything.

5) Legitimization:
While it wouldn't make them any more acceptable in our society (Unfortunately), it would make their profession a legit & legal 1. Which means if a guy (Or gal, u never know...) would harm a 'business person," they would have the legal means 2 protect themselves & 2 prosecute that person. It would also get rid of the pimps who fed off them. They wouldn't need them (Not that they do now, anyway.), & if 1 beats the sh#t out of 1 of them, they can throw his (Or her) ass in jail!

I'm sure there's more 2 b done 4 someone more versed on the subject, but the 5 things mentioned would go A LONG WAY in eliminating this:

& this:




& this:




After all, Nevada has ALREADY DONE IT!

Think about it...

Besides, why should an act (Or acts) between consenting adults b ILLEGAL?

After all, making $$$ is The American Way!



Nice asses!!

Strip Clubs are still OPEN...

A guy's last retreat...

They may b slowing down, but they r STILL OPEN!!




4 all of the anal-retentive people in G'boro, this may piss u off but...



...SO WHAT?!

It looks GRIM 4 The City Council trying 2 destroy the legitimate adult businesses in the city. In fact, a new 1 just opened up in the same place where Xanadu's Video & Boutique used 2 b. I think it's called "Simply Explicit," or something.

As far as I know, the judge hasn't even scheduled a date 4 the next court date. I keep saying that all the city has 2 do is apply the law 4 any NEW ADULT BUSINESSES & leave the existing businesses ALONE!

By going after "The Grandfather Clause," the ruling is destined 2 fail. U can't tell a business 2 move once it's already THERE! And 4 the folks that live near 1 of these businesses, I know 4 a fact that the MAJORITY of older, established adult businesses have been @ their present location 4 a # of years & if u didn't want 2 b around them, U SHOULDN'T HAVE MOVED IN THEIR AREA!

This sh*t has been going on since October of 1999!

That's almost 7 freakin' years!

U would think that The City Council has more on their mind, like "The Wray Affair," crime, high taxes, etc...

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?



Probably NEVER...

Strip Club Slowdown...

Well it's that time of the year again...

...when everything slows down because of the nice weather. Everyone comes in much later because it's so damn nice outside.
Sorry it's been so long since I blogged. I hadda take care of some things, like look 4 some missing people in the industry. It's not like it happens all the time around here, but people have been asking about a couple of missing Black strippers. Seems like people don't give a damn about missing strippers (Especially if they r BLACK), even though they r someone's daughter &/or mother.

I went 2 some of my connects about this, but I came up empty... for now.

Anyhoo, 4 the next few months it will b pretty slow (not dead, though) in the strip clubs. People r not gonna come in until after dark, which is kewl during the Fall & Winter, but sucks during Spring & Summer (especially Summer).

The VIPs r slowin' down, 2...




But still bringing in some $$$.




$$$ has been tight 4 awhile (@ least since Dubya Bush was 1st in office. Oh how I miss "The Clinton Years."), so unless it's a special event, like The ACC Tournament or The Furniture Market (Always made a killin' during that), business won't pick up 4 awhile.

More "Stripper Tales" cummin' soon...

Gettin' into porn...maybe

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Xpeeps.com...

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Another question...

Here's another ? 4 ya...

"What 'upscale' strip clubs in G'boro harrass Black dancers until they quit or get 'fired'?"




Here's a hint:

It's not ANY of the Black strip clubs in the city.




"Upscale" in G'boro is just another word 4:

"No Colored allowed."

Trust me, I've seen it UP CLOSE & 1st hand & it's F*CKED UP!

ALL DANCERS OF ANY COLOR R SEXY!!

A Question....

Here's a question 4 everyone:

"What 'strip club' has their dancers on a pimp-style 'lock-down' in Greensboro?



Here's a hint:

The club in question IS NOT SUPPOSED 2 B A STRIP CLUB!



Pimpmaster "Magic Don Juan"...

Pimps r BASTARDS!!

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper, Pt. 2...

Fellas...

Why is it when u come 2 the club u want 2 fall in luv w/ 1 of the dancers?

I know that many r fine as Hell, but keep in mind that 4 them, it's a BUSINESS!

They'll luv u as long as u TIP THEM!

After that, they'll move on 2 the next customer. Just like they r supposed 2.

Now once in a while, the feeling r reciprocated. It happens. They catch feeling 4 u 2 & everything's lovely, right.

WRONG!

The minute that happens, u know what u r gonna do?

Get them 2 stop stripping.

But rent& the bills r still due. I know, I know, u'll "take care of them."

How long will that last until they leave u 2 make their own $$?

Take it from me, DON'T FALL IN LUV WITH A STRIPPER!




It'll break your heart...

Damn, been busy...

I've been busy as f*ck lately!

The ACC Tourney (Carolina lost! DAMN!) has been a MONSTER 4 the biz in NC!

Things will slow down, though. The Spring and Summer Seasons SUCKS 4 strip clubs in NC during the weekday.



The clubs made a killin'!

The girls made a killin'!

The DJ made a killin'!

Even I made a killin' (In tips from the ladies! Thank u, girls!)!

Of course on Thursday, u had your occasional patron gettin' drunk as Hell, but that was handled.

All & all, a good week...

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper (Well, not ME...)

This is 2 all of the customers that fall in luv w/ the dancers.

Enjoy!

I'm 'N Luv Wit A Stripper
By T-Pain
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Damn Tyra, u should have let me know!

Tyra Banks stripping?

Damn girl, u should have let me know. I could have hooked u up!



I just found this on Yahoo.

Check it out.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060227/114109152000.html

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Tyra Banks Does More Than Talk on TV Show

Mon Feb 27, 5:52 PM ET

Tyra Banks really throws herself into her job as a talk-show host, often in ways only a recently retired supermodel can.

On Wednesday's show, for instance, Banks will be shown going "undercover" as a stripper at a topless club, although the former Victoria's Secret model stops short of complete disclosure. In the past, she's posed as a Las Vegas showgirl and used her face as canvas for makeup lessons.
The stripper segment, she said, was the result of hearing friends and viewers express frustration about the men in their lives spending time and money in strip clubs.

"When I found out the majority of business is from males from married homes, I wanted to go inside the minds of the men who frequent these clubs. I wanted to see and hear why they went. And the only way to do that was to go undercover and see for myself," Banks said.

Having Banks strut her stuff incognito as a dancer (named "Chanel") can only be a ratings plus for the syndicated "The Tyra Banks Show," exactly the point in a sweeps month used to set local TV ad rates (check local listings for time).

But Banks, 32, said she considers her program, which typically draws a heavily young and female audience, a vehicle to educate as well as entertain.

For one segment, she donned an elaborate disguise that turned her into a 350-pound woman and then ventured into stores and on blind dates to test people's reactions to obesity.

"I feel like it's the last form of discrimination that's openly acceptable. I wanted to experience that firsthand to share that with my audience," Banks said. She also did a show in which people confronted their phobias (for her, it's dolphins and birds).

There are further issues she wants to explore, she said, both through her show and the Tyra Banks Foundation, which sponsors an annual summer camp program intended to help boost self-esteem in girls.

Women can "have a hard time trusting each other. ... It's something very important to me to change that," she said. Encouraging self-sufficiency is another goal.

"I think that's very important, whether you're a housemom or a working mother, that you have that independence so you're not stuck in a situation you're not comfortable in for financial reasons or emotional reasons," she said.

Banks lacks the therapy credentials for such topics she brings experts on her show when the going gets deep but she's certainly got the resume of a successful woman.
She started modeling at age 15 and ended up smashing boundaries: She was the first black model on the covers of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition, GQ and the fabled Victoria's Secret catalogue.

Before she jumped into the talk show arena as host and producer, she successfully launched "America's Next Top Model," the UPN reality series which may end up with even more clout when the network merges with WB to form the new CW network.

Did she imagine her career would extend beyond modeling?

"Yes," she said, laughing. "When I was 18 years old I was doing an interview for Italian television and I told them I was going to have my own talk show. I try to teach my girls on 'Top Model' that modeling is temporary and you have to find what your true passion is.'
"And I found out this is mine," Banks said of her daytime show.

She took her last runway stroll for the Victoria's Secret show last December, finally deciding to shut the lingerie drawer on modeling. Does she regret the decision at all?
"Oh, gosh, no. I have no second thoughts. My mom told me to always leave at the top, and that's what I did."

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Damn, baby!

Double-Penetration Sex...

Double-Penetration Sex.




Better known as DP.



I know that some people luv this kind of sex, especially if the girl is a freak.


A question:

Is DP gay?

Yep, it is 2 me, IMHO.


Double Vaginal Sex.




This is DEFINITELY GAY!

And I don't give a damn what ANYONE says about it.

That's also know as "crossing swords." (Credit goes to an episode of HBO's "Entourage" 4 the "crossing swords" comment.) How can a guy let another guy's cock rub against his, like 2 sticks of firewood?

GAY!!**




It's only 2 girls and a guy 4 me, and I'M the ONLY guy in the 3-way!



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**: If u r gay & took offense @ what I said, I apologize. I'm just pointing out the truth.

What's goin' on over on Wendover?

I'm sure anyone that's living in G'boro knows about the adult business situation in the city.

I recently read that a new adult bookstore has opened up on Wendover.


IN THE SAME BUILDING AS CHRISTIE'S CABARET!!

WHAAAAAT?

Didn't Xanadu Video & Boutique move down the road because it wasn't supposed 2 b in the same building as a strip, excuse me, GENTLEMENS CLUB?

Christie's is kinda sensitive about being called a strip club.



Even though that's EXACTLY what it is, albiet a fancy, high $$$ 1.

Does Christie's know something that most people in the strip club business in the city don't know?




We'll c...

Wanna know something?

I luv working in the strip clubs.

U wanna know what a stripper told me the last time I had 1 @ the house?



CUM GET SOME, BABY!!



YEAAAAAH!!!

I luv working in the strip clubs...

Players Club Reopened?

Well, well, well...

I was driving down High Point Rd. in G'boro last night when I noticed some cars outside The Players Club.

I guess Johnny-Boy reopened it.


Word is, his old manager ripped him off some $$$ about the same time they had that shooting there a few months back.

Ya know, the 1 where the 17-yr old kid got shot in the head (He survived.) in the parking lot.

It looks like Johnny has 9 lives like a kitty-cat.




I might have 2 go up in there & c what's up...

Anal Sex...

Anal sex...



The biggest question ladies have when their b-friends as 4 the ass (literally) is this:

Does it hurt?



OF COURSE IT DOES!!

Even if u grease it up!

Now b4 u asked, NO!! I DO NOT KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!

Anal ain't my thing.

But some girls I know (strippers, mainly) just LUV IT!!



I do have 1 question 4 myself, though:

How come skinny girls like anal more than girls w/ a big booty?

Hmmm...

Strippers and their Boyfriends...

1 of the worst things my tired ol' eyes have seen is how many stripper fall for the wrong type of guy.




In porn, there's a term called, "suitcase pimps." These guys usually bring in the bags of the porners when they come 2 dance @ a strip club. Then when they pick them up, they usually take the $$$ as well. That's if they even leave.

This describes many of the b-friends 2 a T!!

They r always arguing w/ the girl right b4 work, which puts the dancer in a bad mood 4 the whole night.

In some cases, there is physical abuse. In many more cases, the abuse is mental.


It's like they hate them dancing, but luv that $$ coming in. Most of the time, they don't have any job & the dancer is their sole source of income.

A real f*ckin' gentleman, huh...

Many strip clubs, if they r smart, ban boyfriends from coming into the club in the 1st place. Most people familiar w/ the industry know that this is a good idea. The problem is that some stripper boyfriends usually worm their way into the club by getting friendly w/ the staff or the manager &/or owner. Then it's like he becomes a semi or quasi-employee, doing favors 4 the staff &/or management.

In other words, generally kissing ass.

4 the few who don't get violent w/ their girls, they don't care as long as "the $$$ train" keeps on rolling on the tracks.

Then they find out that their girl was feeling up on the DJ or bouncer or something & want 2 go ballistic in the club.

Bad move.

Real bad.

2 the strippers that have caring boyfriends (& there r caring stripper b-friends out there.), this does not apply 2 u.

4 the 1's that have their "suitcase pimps,"

DON'T BRING HIM IN THE CLUB!
HE WILL GET HIS ASS KICKED!!

Sex & The Stripper...

U r probably wondering what strippers want in sex.

Most girls r actually pretty tame, 2 b honest.



















I mean, u have the girls who like 2 "freak it," but most run along the lines of what is known as "vanilla sex."

And if ya REALLY want 2 know what's up, a stripper would probably want a meaningful hug.

Sorry 2 disappoint ya...

Countdown Over! D-Day is here.... and gone?

Well, if u haven't been keepin' up w/ the details, the Fed judge put the kibosh on closing or even fining adult businesses in G'boro. The last day was February 3, 2006 & the deadline or 2 put it better, the "massacre" was supposed 2 start Feb. 4 (this past Saturday), where ALL ADULT BUSINESSES were supposed 2 b shut down. We're now back where we started in 1999 when this whole bullsh*t train started almost 7 years ago!

Is anyone surprised?

No 1 knows when the next court date will b yet, but it'll b (according 2 The G'boro News & Record) @ least 4 months away.

What's my prediction of the eventual outcome?

Not a damn thing will change!!

More on this later...