Friday, August 29, 2008

"Smilin' Bob" ain't smilin' NO MORE!

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Daaaaamn, has it been that long?

Woooooooow...

Yeah, this shitty economy is killin' the strip club biz around here. A big reason for it is that the local strip club owners don't know how 2 innovate 2 bring in more biziness.

Also, EVERY STRIP CLUB AROUND HERE NEEDS 2 IMPORT NEW, FRESH FACES FROM OUTTA TOWN!!

Even w/ this 2008 Recession, fresh faces would bring back old customers that have stayed aways as well as new 1's that would return if the clubs treat them right. All I C around here is the same old shit.

Another thing, ALOT of the dancers r doing shit they r NOT SUPPOSED 2 DO IN THE PRIVATE ROOMS because it's harder 2 make that $$$ than it used 2. That shit need 2 STOP IMMEDIATELY, OR IT WILL FOREVER FUCK UP THE STRIP CLUB GAME!!

If u r used 2 "gettin' head" or whatever from a dancer, then u r gonna expect that EVERY TIME U COME IN2 THE CLUB!!

CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!

I've been in this biz 4 around 12-13 yrs, & this is the WORST I've seen it. These owners around here need 2 innovate & get off their asses 2 bring in more biziness!! U can't just open a strip club like u did "back in the day" & make shitloads of $$$.

We'll c how thing r in a few months...

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The owner of "The Mint" strip club has died...

***NEWSFLASH***

Walt Loer, the old man that owns "The Mint," a strip club on E. Market St. in G'boro, NC, has passed on 2 that Gentlemens Club in the sky.

"Old Man Walt" passed on over 2 week ago, & NO ONE has said anything about the club still being open!

First, Mary "Moms" Greene closes up Twiggy's Lounge (They were gonna get busted sooner or later anyway), now Walt is gone & The Mint will soon follow?

Or will it?

As of right now, the people that work there r still running it like nothing has happened. They do know that now he's gone the club can't b open.

It's not clear if he left a will or anything, but if he didn't leave/transfer the property &/or business 2 someone, then The Mint shouldn't b in business.

Or maybe I'm wrong. I'm not a lawyer, after all.

Something's gonna happen soon though, because The Mint has had it's share of fights, shootings, & killings on the property as well.

Stay tuned...


Saturday, July 26, 2008

Orlando-area strip-club owners now a family divided

Damn...

Here's some bullshit goin' on in FL about 2 brothers in the strip club biz fightin' over "the empire."

Read about it (courtesy of Adultfyi.com) below:



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Orlando-area strip-club owners now a family divided

Orlando- Brothers Jim and Charlie Veigle worked together for 25 years building Rachel's, a chain of three high-class strip clubs in Florida.

They fought off anti-porn activists, government regulators, even prosecutors who arrested Jim on racketeering charges and tried to close the clubs.

Through it all, they stood side by side and survived.

Not anymore. Today, they are enemies. They have sued each other at least six times in the past two years, each accusing the other of cheating on deal after deal.

It's not clear how much money is at stake. Most of the court records are sealed, but details should come flooding out this week. Their trial reconvenes today in Orlando. It promises to be a public airing of a very bitter dispute. The brothers are fighting over real estate, auto leases, a garbage-hauling company, even cemetery plots, where, 20 years ago, they had wanted to be buried near each other.

"It's a personal, family matter. It's hurtful," said Jim, 63. "I don't want to talk about it."

Charlie, always the brother with the lower profile, would not discuss the falling-out.

"They used to be very, very, very, very close," said Mike Pinter, former owner of Club Juana, a legendary strip club that was a half-mile from Rachel's North in Casselberry, the first of the three Rachel's clubs opened by the Veigles. "I feel bad for them. They're both nice guys."

At the height of their popularity and notoriety, the Rachel's clubs had a reputation for high-class adult entertainment. They had gorgeous dancers and a high-roller clientele that included businessmen, conventioneers and celebrities, such as Orlando Magic forward Horace Grant. Limousines dropped off and picked up patrons.

In recent years, the brothers' relationship frayed, court documents show.

"In or about 2006, I began to notice Jim Veigle was mismanaging the funds coming into some of our jointly owned corporations and mishandling money from our jointly owned rental properties," according to an affidavit filed by Charlie, 61, of Lake Mary.

Charlie asked for financial records but didn't get what he wanted, so he hired a lawyer to untangle their businesses, according to his affidavit.

Then began the string of lawsuits.

In April 2007, Charlie sued Jim. Within a month, Jim sued Charlie -- twice. He has since filed three more suits against Charlie, two of them last month.

Jim accuses Charlie of withholding profits from business deals, failing to kick in his share of startup costs and shirking family business obligations.

The brothers are not fighting over who owns the three Rachel's clubs. Jim now owns and runs the one in Casselberry; he bought Charlie's share in 2006. The brothers sold the other two Rachel's, one in south Orange County and the other in Palm Beach, to outsiders about that same time.

Charlie has opened a new club -- Lions Den Cabaret & Steakhouse -- in Pompano Beach, and that's where he spends much of his time. It's not clear how well the Rachel's clubs are doing now. But in 2000, when the vice squad raided the Casselberry and south Orange clubs and arrested three dozen employees on drug, money-laundering and sex charges, they were extraordinarily profitable.

Jim, who was charged with racketeering, made $224,000 a month as his share from all three clubs, according to court records. Prosecutors later dropped the charge.

His brother, who was never arrested, likely will be one of the first witnesses at this week's trial.

Last week, Jim was in court -- Charlie was not -- in a dispute over taking a sworn statement from their older brother, Tom Veigle, who lives in Georgia. Jim wanted it done; Charlie did not. Circuit Judge Frederick Lauten said yes to the deposition.

He is the judge who must unravel it all. There will be no jury.

BOX: SIBLING SAGA

Jim and Charlie Veigle, brothers and longtime business partners, are engaged in a bitter fight over property and money. A sampling:

*Jim accuses Charlie of cheating him of $410,000 in profits from the sale of Rachel's in West Palm Beach in 2006, which made a $4.6 million profit.

*Jim accuses Charlie of failing to pay his share of the startup costs and equipment leases at a Katrina debris-removal company they formed.

*Charlie accuses Jim of falsely claiming he owns two-thirds -- when it's really one-half -- of 436 Investments Inc., a family enterprise.

*Jim accuses Charlie of threatening to sell for a profit 16 family-burial plots at a Winter Park cemetery. The brothers bought the plots in 1987 so that they and other family members could be buried together.



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Once again, Damn...

It's a shame when $$$ breaks up a family.

I hope this doesn't end up like The Mitchell Brothers in San Fran...

Hustler Closing LFP Studios!!

I'll b damned!

Now I KNOW porn is hurtin' in this fucked-up economy if Larry Flynt's Hustler has closed down it's LFP Studios!




Kaylin: Hustler June 2007




Is there $$$ 2 b made ANYWHERE in this country?!





A Pensive Flynt


"I thought pussy was recession-proof!"




Damn, Larry! @ least your casino in LA is still makin' $$$...

Ordinance will require $3,000 annual fee and background checks for 'sexually-oriented businesses'

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Stripper, 80, still taking her clothes off...

I just HAD 2 post this bit-o-news 4 the blog when a pal-o-mine pointed it out 2 me.

It's about an "ol' skool" stripper called Tempest Storm who used 2 "shake dat ass" back in "the good ol' days" & how SHE'S STILL STRIPPIN' @ 80 YRS OF AGE!



Tempest Storm back in the day



They don't make'em like THAT anymore!




Tempest Storm 2day




Read this incredible story (couresty of CNN, no less) below:




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Stripper, 80, still taking her clothes off

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.

Tempest Storm at the Burlesque Hall of Fame's annual All-Star Burlesque Weekend in Las Vegas.

Tempest Storm at the Burlesque Hall of Fame's annual All-Star Burlesque Weekend in Las Vegas.


But the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane.

She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted.

She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.

"I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says.

Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the "Girl with the Fabulous Front" and told by famous men she had the "Best Two Props in Hollywood."

Since then, Storm saw the art that made her famous on the brink of extinction. Her contemporaries -- Blaze Starr, Bettie Page, Lili St. Cyr -- have died or hung up the pasties.

But not Storm. She kept performing. Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.

Her act is a time capsule. She knows nothing of poles. She would never put her derriere in some man's face. Her prop of choice is a boa, perhaps the occasional divan.

It takes four numbers, she says adamantly, four numbers to get it all off. To do it classy.

But the producers of tonight's show, just kids, they want her to go faster. She gets just seven minutes.

"I did seven minutes when I started," she says.

They gave her trouble last year, too. They even cut her music before she finished.

There may not be a next time for this show, she says. The threat lasts just minutes.

"No, no. I'm not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I've got too many fans that would be disappointed."

Dated Elvis, other celebrities

Stardom and fandom feature prominently in Tempest Storm's life -- and in her neat, two-bedroom Las Vegas apartment.

Visitors are greeted by photos of a young Elvis, her favorite rock 'n' roller and, she says, a former lover.

He met her after her show in Las Vegas and fiddled with her skirt as he introduced himself. The relationship ended about a year later because Elvis' manager didn't approve of him dating a stripper, she says.

But she could not change who she was. Stripping already had made her famous.

It put her in the room with Hollywood's heavyweights. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Mickey Rooney, Nat King Cole.

She dated some, just danced for others. The evidence is framed and displayed on tables and the living room wall.

That's Storm and Vic Damone. Storm teaching Walter Cronkite to dance. Storm and her fourth and last husband, Herb Jefferies, a star of black cowboy films who swept her off her feet in 1957 when such unions were instant scandals. They divorced in 1970.

"When I look at this picture I say, 'What the hell happened between this gorgeous couple?"' she says.

The moment is brief.

Storm is rarely wistful. She has no doubt she still is what she once was. Although she performs just handful of times a year, she would do more, if asked. She chides those who think age takes a toll on sex appeal.

"Ridiculous," she says.

There are just as many recent photos in the room: Storm and her daughter, a nurse in Indiana. Storm and her fiance, who died a few years ago. Storm and a beaming older gentlemen, just a fan who approached her for a photograph.

In others, the petite beauty with the long lashes and glamorous hair is alone, out of focus, in full makeup and smiling wide. In one, she is perched on her living room couch in a red hat and low-cut black suit.

"I took that picture of myself," she says proudly. "I have a self-timer. I took these, too."

Sharecropper's daughter fled abuse

"That stage saved me," she says as she leaves a sound check hours before the night's performance.

She had been expecting a much smaller space and she is relieved. She's a "walker," she explains. She needs room to move.

It is a direct and once-racy style, the signature work of Lillian Hunt, the choreographer at the Follies Theater in Los Angeles where Storm became a star.

She was Annie Blanche Banks then. The 22-year-old sharecropper's daughter had fled sexual abuse, two loveless marriages and poverty in small-town Georgia, she says.

She was working as a cocktail waitress but wanted to be a showgirl. First, she needed her teeth fixed.

"Do you think my bust is too big for this business?" she asked Hunt at her audition.

Hunt put her in the chorus line, told her not to gain a pound and called a dentist.

In Storm's telling, she didn't stay long in the background. She got a new name. ("I really don't feel like a Sunny Day.") She took to the spotlight quickly. Then and now, she blossomed to the chorus of hoots and cheers.

The trick is having a warm presence, an inviting smile, she says.

When she takes the stage, she lets her mind float back to "Georgie." She imagines herself as a little girl, in her best dress, running down the road to meet her daddy coming home from work.

"I feel that I am that little girl dressed up out there. I got a picture in my whole mind of it. I can see that little girl," she says.

On stage, the image is frozen there.

But it's not the end of the story Storm tells. If she plays out the memory, the little girl is stopped in her tracks as an aunt blurts out a truth that pains her today.

"That's not your real father."

Doesn't smoke or drink, gets religion on TV

On Sundays, Storm tunes in to a televangelist who tells her anyone can overcome odds. It's the only religion she's ever taken to.

She believes this is the lesson of her life. Be a survivor. Never stop doing what you love, it makes you who you are.

"If you want to get old, you'll get old," she says.

There have been men who disappointed her, financial strain, brain surgery.

After it all, she sits on her couch and exercises in front of the television on a small stationary bike. She doesn't smoke or drink or eat much.

"I'm just blessed, I think. And I know when to push myself away from the table."

If some might see all this as chasing after lost youth, she says she cares little. Younger dancers tell her she is an inspiration to them, and she has no reason not to believe them.

"I feel good about myself. And I enjoy it," she says. "I have fun when I'm onstage, and the audience loves it. Nobody ever said it's time to give it up. Why stop?"

Cheers and whistles

Indeed, no one is dreaming of telling Tempest Storm to give up stripping when she slithers onto the casino nightclub stage for her seven minutes.

"Something in the way she moves ..." pipes through the speakers. Her live drummer, the Ringo Starr on loan from the Beatles tribute show on the Strip, picks up the beat.

The burlesque queen emerges stage right. A slinky purple gown hangs off her shoulders. A rhinestone necklace envelops her decolletage. The snakelike boa pours into her hands.

For a few seconds, her face flashes her nerves.

And then she hears the cheers.

When she performs, Storm smiles, leans back and walks on her heels, leading with her pelvis. Her hands float back and forth as if in water, until they fall below her hips and sweep up in tandem with a full frontal thrust.

More cheers. Whistles.

The boa disappears stage right.

The next number picks up the tempo, letting Storm cock a hip on the down beats. She loses the gloves and steps off stage to put on the negligee. It's gone almost as quickly as it came.

And with two flicks of her orange fingernails, the dress goes, too.

Two-finger whistle. Hollers. Applause.

Staring up at the 80-year-old woman in fishnets, a sheer rhinestone bra and a G-string, a young woman turns to a young man and declares:

"I want to look like that when I'm her age."


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More pix of Tempest back in the day:


Sexy is as Sexy Does!



They made'em THICK back in the day!




I luv it when they r REAL!!







LOL!!!

More power 2 ya, baby!!

Tiffany Mynx has her 18 year old son, Nate tested & booked for shoot with Alana Evans for her website...

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Monday, July 21, 2008

HAPPY (Belated) 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

DAMN!!!

I almost 4got about my OWN 3 YEAR ANNIVESARY!!!


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 2 ME!!




It's hard 2 believe that I've been doin' this shit 4 over 3 years now!!

Thanx 4 reading my rantings over the years & Here's 2 many more!!


I luv it when she's on top!




I also luv it doggie!!



Later, pervs...

Gimme Some Of That Man BOOTY!

THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!!!

Sorry 4 postin' this gay shit on here, but I just HAD 2 let every1 c this bullshit!!





I guess I'm not a "warrior" by Mr. Fleece "Booty Warrior" Johnson's "fucked-up" definition because I want some of this:





& This:



& This:




FUCK PRISON & PRISON PUSSY!!! I LUV THE KITTY-KATT!!!

Monday, June 30, 2008

"Max Hardcore" Sentencing Sept. 5...

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"Max Hardcore" Found Guilty on 10 Counts...

This is what happens when u put out the shit that Max Hardcore puts out.

I know that they'll use this 2 take out ALL PORN IN AMERICA, but really, Max brought this shit on himself.

Check it...



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Trial Update: Max Found Guilty on 10 Counts


--Tampa Tribune

TAMPA - After much deliberation by the jury, adult movie producer Max Hardcore, whose real name is Paul Little, was found guilty of 10 federal counts of distributing obscene materials over the Internet and through the mail.

His company, Maxworld Entertainment, was also found guilty on 10 related charges.

Earlier today, jurors told the judge they were having trouble reaching a verdict on half of the charges.

Jurors this afternoon sent a note to the judge reading, "If we make a decision on 10 of the 20 counts, but are unable to reach a decision on the other 10, will the 10 counts that were decided on stand?"

The judge sent a note back saying yes. The jurors responded with another note, reading, "There are people on both sides of the issues and we do not believe we will be able to make a decision on the 20 counts. How long must we deliberate? We are fairly certain we will not be able to reach a decision. This applies to 10 of the 20 counts."

U.S. District Judge Susan Bucklew assembled attorneys, brought the jury into the courtroom and gave the jury an instruction directing them to try again.

"It is your duty to agree upon a verdict on all counts if you can do so," the judge said. "I am not going to give you a length of time that you must deliberate. That's really up to you. But I am going to ask you to try again."

At this point, the jury foreman asked the judge if the jurors could take a break.

"Emotions were very high," he said. "It would be great if we could take a break now."

The judge allowed the jurors to take a break before resuming their deliberations.

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Unfortunately, Dubya's Regime is tryin' 2 "clean alittle house" b4 he gets sent back 2 Crawford, TX (Damn, this really is a small hick town! Only 700+ people?).

Maybe he should try 2 fix the economy b4 he leaves instead...

FUCK MAX HARDCORE & ALL OF HIS DEVIANT PORN!!

High Fuel Prices Affecting Brothels...

Damn!!

I just found out about this shit a few minutes ago.

Even the whorehouses in Nevada r hurtin'!


That's 1 business I thought would b recession-proof!!

Read it below


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6/30/2008

04:55 AM PST

High Fuel Prices Affecting Brothels


--AP

RENO, Nevada - Rising fuel prices are putting a pinch on the world's oldest profession.

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said.

Geoffrey Arnold, president of the Nevada Brothel Owners' Association, said truckers account for up to 75 percent of business at the state's rural brothels along Interstate 80 and U.S. Highway 95.

He said business is down about 19 percent at his two northern Nevada brothels along I-80: Donna's Ranch in Wells and Donna's Battle Mountain Ranch.

"We're being affected by the economy like everybody else," Arnold said. "Times are tougher ... and truckers have less money to spend. They're not high-rollers anymore."

Diesel fuel costs roughly $4.70 a gallon, up 67.5 percent from a year ago, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.

Of Nevada's 28 legal brothels, 16 are located in rural areas that are being hurt by truckers' higher diesel costs, Arnold said. Brothels closer to Reno and Las Vegas, which rely more on tourists and conventioneers, say business is up this year.

In response to a 5 percent drop in business, the Shady Lady Ranch along U.S. 95 about 150 miles north of Las Vegas plans to offer $50 gas cards to clients who spend $300 and $100 gas cards to those who spend $500.

The brothel also offers special monthly discounts, including an offer of 45 minutes of services for $175 instead of the usual rate of $200.

"Anything that has to do with discretionary income is down," owner Bobbi Davis said. "Instead of spending $500 out here, they might only spend $300. I see it every time they raise gas prices."

Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.

"We're calling it double your stimulus," said BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof. "The brothel industry is having to get more creative just like all consumer products in America. Everybody has got to deal, and we're doing the same thing."

Sue's Fantasy Club in Elko doesn't need to extend any promotions because it doesn't rely on truckers, said the brothel's manager, who would identify herself only as Victoria.

Business is up from last year because of a booming local economy driven by mining and rising gold prices, she said.

"We would be hurting, too, if we had to depend on truckers," she said.

Hardest hit are independent truckers, who must pay for their own fuel, said George Flint, a lobbyist for the brothel owners' association.

"So there goes your disposable income to have a little fun," Flint told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Since January, the number of long-haul trucks based in Nevada has dropped by 4,100, or 12 percent, said Paul Eons of the Nevada Motor Transport Association.

Arnold predicted the industry would weather the slowdown.

"The customers won't be spending as much, but the brothels will still be there," he said. "After food, the most important activity, at least for men, is sex. Sex is not going away."

The downturn also has affected brothels by leading to an increase in the number of women seeking jobs as legal prostitutes, Arnold added.

As business for escort services and strip clubs goes flat, "more women are interested in joining the (brothel) industry," he said.

Nevada is the nation's only state that allows brothels. Prostitution is legal in 10 of Nevada's 17 counties, but it's illegal in the Reno and Las Vegas metropolitan areas.


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I guess the price of pussy is going up 2...

Adult Entertainment Hit Hard by Gas Prices...

DAMN!!

Times r tough!!


Gas prices r OUT OF FUCKIN' CONTROL!!!




I don't know how much more I can take this shit!!



The dancers aren't tippin' like they usually do, the customers aren't tippin' like they usually do, the bartenders... well, I get my point.


Anyhoo...

This lil' tidbit is about how these high-ass gas prices & the "downturn in the economy" (2 put it mildly) has impacted strip clubs.

Not just around here, but around The U.S. of A.

Read on pervs...



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Adult Entertainment Hit Hard by Gas Prices


--First Coast News

JACKSONVILLE, FL-- The rising prices of gas, food and travel are having a major effect on the entertainment industry on the First Coast.

The typical lunch crowd at Sinsations has dwindled to two just guys and a couple of sandwiches. It's the same story at gentlemen's clubs all across the First Coast.

"People just don't have the money to go out, they don't have the money to buy a drink, they certainly don't have the money to spend on an entertainer," said the manager of Emperor's Gentlemen's Club Joe Serafini. Serafini says he has been forced to lay off staff, reduce prices and limit hours to turn a profit. Managers at Sinsations say their income has dropped by roughly 35% in recent months.

"I have to go to other places to try to make the money," said an exotic dancer known as Storm.

"[I've gone from] about a grand a week, down to a couple hundred," Storm added.

"The more they work, the more money they can make," said Serafini.

"Now they're making less money per hour because the gentlemen have less disposable income to give to them," Serafini added.

Although many customers have likely received an economic stimulus refund from the federal government, Serafini says that money is not being spent in his club.

"I want to make my money just like everybody else," said Storm.

She's also spending more money to dance at Sinsations. Club managers are charging dancers $35 per song, compared to $25 several months ago.

Several managers say it will take a significant amount of time to make up for the recent losses.


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2 much damn $$$ 4 something that comes out of the ground!!

The Best Lil' Whorehouse in G'boro, Pt. III...

Hey, pervs.

Sorry it's been so long 4 Pt. 3, but I've been busy.

If u have ever been in a liquor house, then u know what Twiggy's felt like right b4 it closed.

U had Big House "sponsoring" a card game right in the club & OUT IN THE OPEN!!

RIGHT ON THE FUCKIN' POOL TABLE!!



Make a bet!!


I mean, u had customers & even the damn dancers were playin' cards (I think it was Tunk)!

U had customers comin' up 2 the girls asking 4 a dance, but the girls were like, "Fuck U! I'm playin' cards!"
AIN'T THAT A BITCH?!

LADIES, U R THERE 2 DANCE & MAKE $$$!! NOT GAMBLE!!

Personally, I'm not against gambling @ all, but if u r going 2 have a card game in the club, THEN HAVE IT IN THE BACK, U IDIOTS!! WHERE NO 1 CAN C U!!


I'm truly shocked that they NEVER got caught doing that type of bullshit!



A nice hand (69)







6 + 9 = FUN!!!










Does THAT beat a flush?! LOL!!


I'm assuming that Big House got a cut of each hand, which is probably why he didn't like gettin' up of his ass 2 get the customers a fuckin' beer! He was gettin' paid being there as well as from the card game. I don't know how much he was getting paid, but 1 dancers told me that on the weekends, he was pullin' in @ least $400.00 a night!!

No wonder beer was so cheap there!!

Pt. 4 comin' in a few...

Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Best Lil' Whorehouse in G'boro, Pt. II

Pt. 2, pervs...

Here's more info on "The Best Lil' Whorehouse in G'boro" better known as Club Twiggy's which used 2 b located @ 114 N. Davies St. in Downtown G'boro.

There was a lovely young lady by the name of Candi that gave the best Blow Jobs ANYWHERE!!

She was actually a very nice & sweet girl (yeah, I've met her b4) who was goin' through alot of shit in her young life. Candi's main problem was that she couldn't say NO very well. If she really liked u, u could fuck her as well. & from what I heard, that pussy was as wet as The Atlantic Ocean & would explode like an newly-tapped oil well when she was in the right mood.

She actually had guys fall in luv w/ her! Buying her shit & promising "2 take care of her" if she left her b-friend/pimp (Yeah believe it or not, she had a b-friend.).

1 guy in particluar fell so hard 4 her that they got in2 a fight in the club a while back & he slammed her WWF-style on the hard concrete floor! I alluded 2 this in a post some time ago.

Guys were actually mad! Not because she was hurt mind u, but because she wasn't there 2 suck their sorry-ass dicks! She was out of comission 4 a lil' while, but she eventually came back w/ a vengence.

The "runner-up" in the "BJ Dept." was an older dancer (& I use the tern "dancer" very loosely) called Cream. She basically looked like a crackhead, no body 2 speak of & she had some missing teeth, which she would hide w/ a fake-ass grill (U wanna c what she looks like, check her out here), but could suc the Hell out of a phallus! Cream would often get butt-ass naked in the VIP Room & "handle her business."

The nice thing about her is that she would alweays have some handi-wipes 2 clean u off after everything was said-&-done. She may have been a cheap whore, but @ least she was a clean 1. Not all Twiggy girls could say that, but that a story 4 another time ;) From what I know, Cream was the 1 of the cheapest whores @ Twiggy's, costing no more than $30.00 4 EVERYTHING! Another thing that customers luved about Cream was that she rode "bareback" alot of the time. NO PROTECTION 2 SPEAK OF!!

FUCK THAT!! NO PUSSY IS WORTH DYING 4!!

Candi & Cream, between the 2 of them constituted the majority of Twiggy's day-time business (Twiggy's used 2 open up @ 2 in the afternoon) & the only reason 2 come in on some days.

U pervs think that I'm makin' this shit up?

HELL NAW!! This shit is 1000% true!

Many people around G'bor know EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about! & the owner, an old crone named Mary "Moms" Greene knew EVERYTHING that the girls were doing in her spot!


Pt. 3 coming atcha in a few... (What a way 2 make a come-back, huh?)

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Best Lil' Whorehouse in G'boro, Pt. 1

Now, I know what ur thinkin':

Where is this place @?

LOL! Sorry but it's closed now. Believe it or not, it was a major fixture in Downtown G'boro 4 over 20 YEARS (though I doubt that "Downtown Greensboro, Inc." did much 2 promote that fact.)!

Know what place I'm talkin' about now? Well Ben the Troulemaker knows as well as a few G'boro bloggers.

The Best Lil' Whorehouse in G'boro was...

(drum roll please)

CLUB TWIGGY'S!!!

As a matter of fact, I aluded 2 Twiggy's on many posts in the past, but NO ONE figured them out!

Also, as a matter of fact, Twiggy's had some of the cheapest pussy around! Most girls were between $40 - $60 bucks a "pop" while there were a few who were as cheap as a 20 dollar bill!

I'm not jokin' & I'M NOT LYING!!!

There was also a whole bunch of other shit that was goin' on as well.

More 2 come later...

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Recessions, High Gas Prices, & Strip clubs don't mix...

Once again, sorry 4 the lack of posts lately.

This recession is playin' havok w/ the strip club biz during the weekday. So much so that I had 2 find a p/t gig 2 compensate.

Then gas prices r goin' through the roof as well, makin' it hard on people 2 go 2 a strip club 7 spend $$$ on some1 who isn't ur wife.

Isn't it a coincidence that banks & other financial institutions r callin' in their loans @ THE SAME TIME GAS PRICES & FOOD PRICES R RISING?!

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but it seems 2 me that only the super-rich r gettin' paid now. Even the moderately wealthy r feelin' the pinch now. This is also another reason more & more dancers r deciding 2 do "privates" 2 make up 4 the $$$ they're not makin' in the clubs.

Let's hope Hilary &/or Obama can do a better job than Dubya...

Friday, March 14, 2008

Busy as Hell...

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, pervs.

I've been busy as fuck getting my game plan together 2 "take over the world!"

I'll b back w/ some more shit in a few...

Thursday, February 21, 2008

It's FINALLY, FINALLY OVER!!! And WE WON!!

FINALLY!!!

The G'boro City Council FINALLY came to their collective senses the other day (2/19/08).

An amendment 2 the statute 2 shut down the clubs was added to allow businesses already open, since 5/6/07, 2 continue @ their present spot. This reflects the Federal ruling on this case. it was passed by a vote of 5-4.

I told them that u CAN'T FUCK WITH THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE!!

All they had 2 do was use the law 4 any new adult business!

ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME!!!

Taxin' that ASS!!

This is some shit!

Believe it or not, in Houston TX, they now tax the customers $5.00 A PIECE!!

EVERY 1!

Supposedly, this "tax" is going 2 abused women 2 fight rape & such.

Can u say "BULLSHIT" boys & girls?

Looks like the politician down in the "Lone Star State" just figured out a nu way 2 get paid...

DAAAAAAMN, it's been a minute...

WTF?

"Where have u been Zartan?"

Actually, The flu has been kickin' my ass & this is the 1st time I've on my PC in awhile.

I'll have some more stuff 4 ya in a minute...

Sunday, January 06, 2008

HAPPY (Belated) NEW YEAR!!

Happy New Year, pervs!!


Happy Holidays!


I'll take the drink w/ the buns, please...



Sorry I haven't been around lately, but I've been busy coming up w/ some nu shit 4 myself. "A man's gotta do what he gotta do" (Legally, of course) 2 make $$$ while this business environment in The Triad is sucking the life out of "the working man."

I'll have some nu shit 4 ya in the new year, 2.

So hang in there & stayed tuned...