A change in tactics...

It has come 2 my attention that some of the few people that know I do this blog r getting alittle annoyed that I'm using the the dancers' "real names" (Dance names, that is.).

So I decided 2 change the dancer's name as well as the other 1's "2 protect the innocent & not-so innocent."

LOL!

This blog is getting popular!

Some say 2 can't have 1 w/o the other...

I'm n luv w/ a Stripper: A Dancer's View...

When dancers "Fall in Luv"...


2 me, it's more trouble than it's worth.

When u get "involved" w/ a co-worker, & u BOTH happen 2 b dancers & BOTH of u happen 2 b FEMALE, well... that invites TROUBLE!

There r these 2 dancers I'll call "Misty" & "Cherish."

They met @ the club. They got attached REAL QUICK. That often happens "behind the scenes," dancer get 2 know each other, then they hepl each other, then they move in w/ each other 2 share the bills, then...

"Luv."

U have alot of bisexuality in strip clubs, w/ many girls "munchin' on the carpet" as it were.

Misty & Cherish would team up 2 do parties & share customers & everything. A a matter of fact, if 1 girl got in a jam in the club, or if another dancer tried 2 fight 1, they would come 2 each other's defense in a heartbeat. A "defense mechanism" as it were...

All was fine & dandy until...

A guy walked in the picture.

Now from the guy's perspective, he thinks he's gettting 2 girls 4 a 3some.

WRONG!

Girls that date r HIGHLY protective of each other & their relationship, @ least 2 each other's face. The problem is when they cheat on each other.

So Misty starts screwing this guy I'll call "Sam." He comes in2 the club every once in a while, so he was known. Well when he comes in, they get real cozy w/ each other. Of course Cherish sees this & is ready 2 rumble. Cherish gets in2 Misty's face & tells her 2 get away from Sam. Misty says no, that they r just talkin' & Sam was gonna get a dance. Cherish calls her a liar & starts going off on Sam.

He's not having that shit.

So he goes off of Cherish, which causes Misty 2 get on Sam's case. Well Sam's like, "Tell her we've been fuckin."

WHOOPS!

Cherish hauls off & nails Misty in the jaw. She staggers b4 she hurls herself @ Cherish. This causes Sam 2 get invovled, @ least b4 the bouncers get Sam away from them. Then they pull aprt the "Battlin' Babes." I'm in The DJ Booth laughin' my ass off (It was on my Weekday Gig.) because I've seen this happen a hundred times.



After the ladies r broken up, they r told 2 go home 4 the night. Misty gets a ride from Sam & Cherish calls a cab home. I'm still laughing because Cherish always gets like that when she's messing w/ another stripper.

DAMN GIRLS!!

Words of Advice:

If u r a stripper & u date another stripper, make sure she works @ a different club than YOU!

Lost her Sugar Daddy!!

Here's another story about a dancer that fucks up her own $$$.


"Candi" had this older dude who was paying her OUT THE ASS!! He would tip her 100's of $$$ in the club (& more outside the club 4 "Privates.") & wouldn't tip any other dancers in the club. Hell, she got him 2 only come in when she worked!

Candi was working it.

Here's how she fucked it up.

"Bob" would always like 2 talk 2 Candi about his life & likes & such. Alot of it was "private info" & not 4 anyone else 2 know. Some old guys get like that. They r basically renting out a "sympathetic ear" 2 talk 2 & 2 share w/. There's nothing wrong w/ that, but u have 2 be careful who u tell your business 2.


Well, Candi starts telling everyone that Bob likes a dildo in his ass. Now, if that floats his boat & he's paying u 2 do it, then KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!

Now keep in mind that Bob is basically paying 4 all of Candi's bills, by his damn self. 4 example, if Candi doesn't feel like going 2 work 1 day, she doesn't have 2, Bob has her back 4 that day. If she needs a new cellphone, Bob buys it. If she need $$$ 2 give 2 her boyfriend (Which, of course, Bob doesn't know about.), Bob gives it 2 her.

While talking w/ 1 of the bouncers he's in good w/, my partner let it slip that Candi was talking smack behind his back. & told him about "the dildo remark."

Bob was real cool about it, & said that she was lying.

He shortly left the club.

Alittle while later, he calls up Candi. I don't know what he said 2 her, but it was enough 2 send Candi in2 tears.
Since then, Bob's been chillin' w/ "Sunny" & has been giving her all the luv.


He won't even talk 2 Candi anymore & won't look @ her when she's in the club. Candi, however, stares enviously @ Sunny & her new "Sugar Daddy," knowing full well that she fucked up a great thing.

The Golden Rule: The Man w/ the GOLD makes the rules, so don't fuck w/ him!

Candi wish she didn't!

Make your $$$ ladies!

Damn, ladies!!

1 of the worse things that I can't stand is a dancer that doesn't know &/or care 2 make $$$.


How r u gonna talk shit about a customer that is PAYING YOUR BILLS?!

There's this dancer that I'll call... Tina.

Tina is fine as Hell, but has a real shitty atitude when it comes 2 the customers & making $$$. She thinks that her shit doesn't stink.

Tina believes that the customers should bow down 2 her & just give her $$$ w/o her having 2 work 4 it (I'm sure u have seen this type of dancer in a strip club.). And GOD FORBID if a customer happens 2 touch her thigh or leg onstage while he's tipping her in her garter belt. She throws a shit-fit & expects security 2 kick the guy out of the club.


I had 2 set her straight a few times myself (She works @ my Weekend Gig.). She had this guy she was talking 2 @ the table when she starts going off on him. He's like, "What the fuck?" All he asked was the price of a VIP Dance. She said that he was trying 2 buy the pussy. "Ted" (The guy) is a regular who's good friends w/ the management, so I doubt that he would fuck up his prime spot 4 seeing strippers.

Anyhoo, Tina's like, "Get this guy out of the building!" Then she gets in MY face.

Whoa, bitch... back the fuck up!

I point-blank told her 2 sit her ass down & shut the fuck up b4 I get her sent home!

Then she was on management's ass because of what I said. I was like, "Fuck her. She's acting like a bitch & she's fucking up everybody's $$$ by yelling @ a customer."

Usually, the management would have let this go, but this wasn't her 1st time going off on a PAYING CUSTOMER, so the management told her 2 pack her shit & go.

Tina REALLY went off then, until "Jamie" (Not her real name. I'll explain later.), who never liked her, went up 2 her & told her that if she kept acting like a bitch, she would KICK HER ASS!!

& SHE MEANT IT!

Apparently, Tina fucked 1 of the DJs working there awhile back when Jamie was fucking him 2. Jamie really liked the dude, but got pissed off @ Tina ONLY instead of both of them (That happens ALOT w/ dancers.).

Tina wisely went in2 the dressing room, followed by Jamie and 1 of the bouncers (I wouldn't bother w/ it.), packed her shit & left (She wasn't fired.). Then Jamie went over 2 Ted, apologized 4 Tina, & got the VIP Dance that would have been Tina's had she not been a bitch.


Sweet Revenge.

More in a few...

DAMN! It's been awhile!!

Man, I know it's been awhile (almost a month!), but I had 2 take care of things.

ALOT of DRAMA lately...


1 of which was that I thought I was gonna b a daddy w/ this FWB (Friend With Benefits), but it was a false alarm.

Whew!

I want 2 b a "papa," but not right now. I gotta get my $$$ right b4 I take that leap (Even though, it can happen b4 u know it.).

Add 2 the fact that I've haven't been getting all of my days recently (Whcih is REALLY fuckin' w/ my cash flow.) & the fact that my car broke down & well...

Needless 2 say, I had other things on my mind besides this blog.

More 2 "cum" in a sec...