Monday, August 10, 2009

Trouble Ahead: LAX on MLK...

The Gold Club wasn't the only strip club that opened a few weeks ago. There's a new strip club on MLK Dr. (That right on MLK of all places.) in G'boro called LAX.

I've actually been up in there, once or twice. They've done ALOT 2 the place since it was Pandora's Box (an adult bookstore). It looks pretty decent in there.

2 bad it won't last.

1st of all, the person they have running the place doesn't know what the fuck she'd doing. Some chick called Natalie who's biggest "Claim 2 Fame" was fuckin' the deceased owner of The Mint, Walt Loer (Don't worry. He was alive when they were fuckin'! LOL!). In fact, word is that when he died, the only thing she was sorry about was who was gonna pay 4 the SUV that Walt bought her! Needless 2 say that soon after he died, she got FIRED from The Mint.

I guess no 1 there wanted 2 fuck her 4 her job!

Anywoo, she wrangled (or fucked) her way in2 a managment position @ LAX, even though she's NEVER managed a strip club (or anything else) b4! What r the owner[s] thinking?

From what I've heard, NO 1 there has any idea what they're doing! They got a "Chief of Security" that has NEVER been chief of ANYTHING & has NEVER worked a strip club b4!

CRAZY!!

I've also heard that they r sellin' liquor after 2 AM (Yeah, that's REEEAAAL smart! Especially on that side of town!) a REAL NO-NO & r tryin' 2 go after the old SugarBares/LD late-nite/pre-dawn crowd (U know how well THAT turned out 4 Sugar Bares, don't ya?).

Do they WANT some1 2 get shot over there?

Where's The Troublemaker when u need him?

Movin' on, they also have a madam (that's right, no bullshit, a female pimp!) that's hangin' out over there, tryin' 2 get new "bitches" 4 her "stable" & word is that she's pressin' 4 a fuckin' job!

FUCKIN' CRAZY!!

I've already warned peeps that I know 2 STAY AWAY from there. 2 much potential 4 bullshit over there, especially w/ people that don't know a thing about strip clubs tryin' 2 fuck around over there.

Needless 2 say, I WON'T b applyin' 4 a job over there.

I'm not tryin' 2 get shot...

Gold Club...

The new Gold Club opened up by the airport a few weeks ago.

I sent an email to a dude named Mike b4 they opened 2 c if they were hiring. I NEVER received an answer 2 my various emails, so I couldn't even set up an interview AT ALL! I could never talk 2 a real person, just a message on their club's answering machine!

NOT EVEN A " POSITIONS ARE FILLED" REPLY BACK!

Damn, I could have gotten @ least a "Thanks 4 tryin' " or something!

Oh, well...

Sugar Bares/LDs: Where's Darryl?

Where's Darryl?

Word is that Darryl McCarroll of "Sugar Bares/Lost Dimension's" fame has skipped town after not paying rent on his various clubs.

That's right, he didn't own the building or the land, just the business (Such as it was.).

All of Darryl's peeps have been FIRED and the owner of the land and building supposedly has control of it now. Not sure if it's under the same name or not or if the buildning owner is interested in sellin' or not. Will c what I can dig up.

Supposedly, Darryl's out of the country in Costa Rica of all places. Maybe for good.

The shootings didn't get rid of him.

The killings didn't get rid of him.

The fights didn't get rid of him

The cops didn't get rid of him.

The City Council didn't get rid of him.

The ALE didn't get rid of him.

NOT PAYING HIS RENT got rid of him!


Good riddance...