Happy (Belated) 4th of July, pervs!

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A lil' fuckin' goes a looooong way!

Something 2 brighten up a Thursday morn.

Later, pervs...

Backpages SUCKS!

Maaaaaan, u sure have sum TRUE wildebeest that post on Backpages "adult" i.e. escort section.

Damn, sum of them look straight-up NASTY!!

& who'd a thunk that pussy is goin' 4 $35 - $40 4 a qv nowadays? 

What the Hell is a QV?

Smdh...

Holeee Shit! It's been like, FOREVER!

Daaaayyyymmn...

It's been since 2014 since I posted last?

WTF?!!

Didn't realize that I've been THAT fuckin' busy 2 write on this beiotch!

FUCK!!

I'll write up some nu stuff soon, but until then, check out these nice asses!

Niiiiiiiiice...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PERVS!!, Pt. 2

Hey, pervs!

Here's some FREE OL' SKOOL PORN (& 1 nu Euro porn clip) 4 u in the horny mood this Christmas Day!

Enjoy!

Santa's Booty Call...

 All lined up in a row!

                          Merry X-Miss (1986)

http://k2s.cc/file/1401f1983a0fa/Merry_X-Miss_%281986%29.wmv
http://uploaded.net/file/47vftb7h/Merry_X-Miss_%281986%29.wmv
http://rg.to/file/af0f0d7268d136dad8682fae0695e749/Merry_X-Miss_(1986).wmv.html






                                      Bad Santa (2005)

http://k2s.cc/file/2f87e744f3124/Bad_Santa_%282005%29.mp4
http://uploaded.net/file/ar1wi2ez/Bad_Santa_%282005%29.mp4
http://rg.to/file/104024fe55e16fef19e703db8b322175/Bad_Santa_(2005).mp4.html




 





                            Barely Legal Christmas (2007)

http://k2s.cc/file/51a0f405e39a2/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD1.avi http://k2s.cc/file/1aac4cfb79e6f/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD2.avi
http://uploaded.net/file/2ilh5wi1/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD1.avi http://uploaded.net/file/6ddsgc92/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD2.avi
http://rg.to/file/00615457552a75d4c163cc50bbcdac50/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD1.avi.html http://rg.to/file/5ed2434765c34e1b6794a611d8be6117/Barely.Legal.Christmas.XXX.DVDRip.CD2.avi.html






                          Big Titty Christmas (2008)

http://k2s.cc/file/06a926c39349b/Big_Titty_Christmas_%282008%29.mp4
http://uploaded.net/file/mqxff5nx/Big_Titty_Christmas_%282008%29.mp4
http://rg.to/file/efa406969de0d59400316a5dc8c74f3d/Big_Titty_Christmas_(2008).mp4.html

Euro Sex Parties – Amarna Miller, Blanche Bradburry & Tricia Teen

Amarna Miller, Blanche Bradburry & Tricia Teen – Dirty Little Santas

http://k2s.cc/file/84c5139bbd7e9/dirty_little_santas_big.mp4
http://uploaded.net/file/x875ojgn/dirty_little_santas_big.mp4
http://rg.to/file/2db507739f1c2d9eea3728683dfa0219/dirty_little_santas_big.mp4.html

 Later, pervs!

Time 4 Santa 2 enjoy his presents this year! ;)

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PERVS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PERVS!!

Hope every1 has a great Christmas!

I'm about stuffed w/ all this home-cookin'!

Here r some Christmas Pix 4 ya!

Enjoy!!

 Christmas Pin-Up

 Nice...

Babes of ChristmasLand

 Veeeery nice..

 Santa Ass Grab

 Looks like St. Nick has his hands full... ;)

 Santa's "Gift"

 Looks like Santa's gettin' a lil' naughty... ;)

Have a good 1, pervs...

Christy Mack blocked me on Twitter!

Damn, Beeeeiotch!

I guess she didn't like what I wrote about her on my blog, though I was on her side when she got her ass whooped by her now X-boyfriend, War Machine.

Oh well, FUCK HER, THEN!

Wooooooow. It's been 2 long...

Damn, y'all!

I didn't realize it's been MONTHS since my last post! 

FUCK!

But Life's been a Bitch & Busy as Hell lately, sooooo u will excuse the lil' absence.

I'm still here though, so don't fuckin' fret!

Damn, Christy Mack...

It looks like the inevitable has happened 2 porner Christy Mack.

I'm sad 2 say that she's in the hospital after her asshole MMA Fighter boyfriend  Jon Koppenhaver, the so-called War Machine, beat the livin' shit outta her.

I posted about the bullshit between those 2 awhile back, but I was hopin' it wouldn't lead 2 this shit.


Here r pix that she posted herself after the beating:

This is a statement she put out about the beating. Dude actually broke her nose & face in 20 fuckin' places! Then he was gonna rape her but (fortunately 4 Christy) he couldn't get it up, THANK GOD!

FUCKIN' PUSSY ASSHOLE!!

If u can't enlarge the pic 2 read it, here's what she had 2 say:

At around 2 am Friday morning, Jon Koppenhaver arrived unannounced to my home in Las Vegas, NV, after he broke up with me in May, he moved out of my house and back to San Diego. When he arrived, he found myself and one other fully clothed and unarmed in the house. Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me. He made me undress and shower in front of him, then dragged me out and beat my face. I have no recollection of how many times I was hit, I just know my injuries that resulted from my beating.

My injuries include 18 broken bones around my eyes, my nose is broken in 2 places, I am missing teeth and several more are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speech is slurred from my swelling and lack of teeth. I have a fractured rib and severely ruptured liver from a kick to my side. My leg is so badly injured I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear, and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife. After some time, the knife broke off of the handle and continued to threaten me with the blade. I believed I was going to die. He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly.

He took my phone and cancelled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts. He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard. After another hit or two, he left me on the floor bleeding and shaking, holding my side from the pain of my rib. He left the room and went to the kitchen where I could hear him ruffling through my drawers. Assuming he was finding a sharper, more stable knife to end my life, I ran out my back door, shutting it behind me so the dogs didn't run inside to tip him off. I hopped the fence to the golf course behind my house and ran to a neighboring house. Naked and afraid he would catch me, I kept running through the neighborhood knocking on doors. Finally, one answered and I was brought to the hospital and treated for my injuries.

I would like to thank everyone for their support through this rough time. I am healing fast and well, and I appreciate all of the prayers and visits I have received over the past few days. After many months of fear and pressure to keep this man happy, although I fear for my life, I feel that I can no longer put myself in this situation. The cheating by him nearly every day, and almost weekly abuse is now more than I can stand. There is a $10k reward for the capture of Jonathan Koppenhaver at this time. Please report any information to your local police.

Thank you.
-Christy Mack

This is a pic I RT'ed on my twitter from Nikki Benz showing a reward 4 catchin' this very sick puppy who's STILL ON THE RUN & IS NOW A FUGITIVE!!!

FUCK U, JONNY-BOY!!


NOBODY should have 2 go thru this type of shit!

Get well soon, Mack-Mama...

Christie's Cabaret is gettin' GANGSTA!!

Yoooooooooooooo, WTF?!

I almost didn't believe this shit when I 1st heard about it.

Then it made the fuckin' local paper.

Check it out below (article courtesy of The News & Record):



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3 strippers, $20,000. What could go wrong?

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Jessica Gibbs Salinas

Heaven Shoffner

Abdulkadir Sharif Ali

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Posted: Friday, August 8, 2014 5:00 am

By Joe Gamm/News & Record joe.gamm@news-record.com

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GREENSBORO — They cooked up the scheme in the locker room of the gentleman’s club where they worked: Meet a customer after hours and rob him of the $20,000 he had with him.

Other strippers had talked about doing the same thing. But three local women decided in November they would carry out the scenario, all to help one of the group, whose family was about to lose its home and car.

But their hastily concocted plan, described in court testimony Thursday, didn’t work out the way they had planned.

The getaway? They dropped the bag they had stolen and left one of the strippers behind.

They had to go back to pick up their friend — and to search for the money, because the duffel bag they stole didn’t have any money in it.

The three strippers testified in Guilford County Superior Court about their role, with the help of two Greensboro men, in the botched robbery.

The women — Jessica Gibbs Salinas, 23, of Reidsville; Heaven Leigh Shoffner, 20, of Mocksville; and Sommer Nicole Painter, 21, of Greensboro — entered into plea agreements with prosecutors early this week to avoid harsher sentences, prosecutors said. They had faced felony assault and robbery charges.

The women pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit armed robbery and testified Thursday in the trial of Ali Mahamed Sheikh, 21, and Abdulkadir Sharif Ali, 22, who are charged with armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury.

Painter told the court she drank tequila and used marijuana and cocaine the night of Nov. 19, when the women came up with their plan. Salinas told her a man with her at Christie’s Cabaret on Wendover Drive had $20,000, Painter testified. The women talked in the club’s locker room and decided to call somebody and get involved in a robbery, Painter said.

“Other girls had talked about doing it before,” Painter testified.

She told the court she never was going to get any money out of the robbery because all of it was going to be used to help Salinas’ family, who was about to lose its home and car.

Salinas agreed to meet with the victim in his room at a Marriott hotel after she got off work, about 3 a.m. on Nov. 20, police testified. She called the victim to let him know she was on the way.

She also exchanged text messages with Sheikh, who instructed her to look for security cameras and make sure the victim had the money, police testified.

But Shoffner testified that she dropped Salinas off at the wrong hotel, then when they realized it was the wrong place, drove her to the correct one.

Salinas met with the victim and went to his room, police testified, and she and Sheikh exchanged text messages, with Sheikh saying he would arrive in five minutes. Sheikh, Painter and another man, believed to be Ali, went in a back door of the hotel, the women told the court, and Salinas let them into the room.

The man fought back, and someone hit him in the head with a handgun, Painter testified. The victim received a severe cut on his head, which required nine staples to close, according to arrest warrants.

The four grabbed the victim’s duffel bag and ran from the hotel. Sheikh was blood-spattered when he ran out of the hotel, Painter testified.

As they ran, one of the men fell in the parking lot and scattered the bag’s contents on the ground. They gathered the items and got into two cars to drive away.

When the group got to Painter’s Greensboro apartment, they realized they didn’t have the money or Salinas, and Painter sent Shoffner back to look for both, according to testimony.

Police were milling about at the hotel, and she couldn’t get in to the parking lot to search, Shoffner testified. Salinas had been hiding in nearby woods but ran and got into Shoffner’s car.

The two women went back to the apartment empty-handed, she told the court.

Police arrested Salinas, Sheikh and Ali in December but didn’t say how they connected them to the robbery. It wasn’t clear from available records late Thursday when Painter and Shoffner were arrested.

Contact Joe Gamm at (336) 373-7090, and follow @joegammNR on Twitter.


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I know things r bad in The Strip Club World, but DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMN!!

It looks like the quality of Christie's dancers have gone waaaaaay down since back in their hayday. 

Back in the day, those girls would've had a hard time tryin' 2 get a job @ the old Lost Dimensions clubs.


I guess I won't b planning a trip up 2 Christie's like EVER!

Crazy shit man, crazy shit...