Santa's hittin' that shit DOGGY-STYLE!!
R u gettin' PUSSY or ASSHOLE, Santa?!
Santa's has some ASS on his list!
Can I have some, Santa?
JC says, "FUCK U, SANTA!!"
CHRISTMAS IS MY DAY, ASSHOLE!!!
"I wanted u on top, Santa!"
"What, no condom either?"
Me Likey, likey!
Have a Merry 1, pervs!