Wednesday, August 29, 2007

4 the fellaz...

OK fellaz, listen up!

The vid below is 4 the fellaz who want 2 know how 2 get their girl 2 take it in the arse!

(That's how the English folks overseas say "ass.")


Ass-Fuck like a Champ!






Words of advice, fellaz:

GO SLOW...

This is some sorry sh*t...

FUCK!!

What would u do if u went 2 a strip club & saw a dancer shakin' her ass in her underwear instead of a proper T-Bar or G-String?

U would probably do what I did: Leave the sorry-ass club & ask 4 your damn $$$ back, just like I did this past weekend while visiting a G'boro strip club.

G'boro strip clubs really need 2 step it up a notch, instead of falling down several.

FUCK!!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Senator Larry the Gay Hater Pleads Guilty to Mensroom Escapade...

I'll b damned...

Y is it that's it's always some Conservative, Anal-retentive Republican who gets in trouble w/ this type of shit?

Read below...


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Senator Larry the Gay Hater Pleads Guilty to Mensroom Escapade

MINNEAPOLIS - Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is a conservative Republican who has voted against gay marriage and opposes hate crimes legislation that would extend special protections to gay and lesbian crime victims. In the wake of Craig's guilty plea on misdemeanor charges stemming from complaints of lewd conduct in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis airport, his political future is in question. The three-term senator, who has represented Idaho in Congress for more than a quarter-century, is up for re-election next year. He hasn't said if he will run for a fourth term in 2008 and was expected to announce his plans this fall. A spokesman, Sidney Smith, was uncertain late Monday if Craig's guilty plea would affect his re-election plans. "It's too early to talk about anything about that," Smith said. A political science professor in Idaho said Craig's political future was in jeopardy. And a spokesman for the Democratic Senate Campaign Committee, Hannah August, said Craig's guilty plea "has given Americans another reason not to vote Republican" next year.

The married Craig, 62, has faced rumors about his sexuality since the 1980s, but allegations that he has engaged in gay sex have never been substantiated. Craig has denied the assertions, which he calls ridiculous. The arrest changes that dynamic, said Jasper LiCalzi, a political science professor at Albertson College of Idaho in Caldwell, Idaho. He cited the House page scandal that drove Florida Rep. Mark Foley from office. "There's a chance that he'll resign over this," LiCalzi said. "With the pressure on the Republican Party, he could be pressured to resign. If they think this is going to be something that's the same as Mark Foley - the sort of 'drip, drip, drip, there's more information that's going to come out' - they may try to push him out." Already Craig has stepped down from a prominent role with Mitt Romney 's presidential campaign. He had been one of Romney's top Senate supporters, serving as a Senate liaison for the campaign since February. "He did not want to be a distraction and we accept his decision," said Matt Rhoades, a Romney campaign spokesman.

According to a Hennepin County, Minn., court docket, Craig pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge on Aug. 8, with the court dismissing a charge of gross misdemeanor interference to privacy. The court docket said Craig paid $575 in fines and fees and was put on unsupervised probation for a year. A sentence of 10 days in the county workhouse was stayed. Roll Call, a Capitol Hill newspaper, which first reported the case, said on its Web site Monday that Craig was arrested June 11 by a plainclothes officer investigating complaints of lewd conduct in a men's restroom at the airport. Craig said in a statement issued by his office Monday that he was not involved in any inappropriate conduct. "At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions," he said. "I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."

Craig joins other GOP senators facing ethical and legal troubles. Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, is under scrutiny for his relationship with a contractor who helped oversee a renovation project that more than doubled the size of the senator's home. Sen. David Vitter, R-La., acknowledged that his phone number appeared in records of a Washington-area business that prosecutors have said was a front for prostitution. Craig, a rancher and a member of the National Rifle Association, lives in Eagle, Idaho, near the capital of Boise. He was a member of the House for 10 years before winning election to the Senate in 1990. He was re-elected in 1996 and 2002. Last fall, Craig called allegations from a gay-rights activist that he's had homosexual relationships "completely ridiculous."


Mike Rogers, who bills himself as a gay activist blogger, published the allegations on his Web site, http://www.blogactive.com/, in October 2006. Matt Foreman, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, an advocacy group, on Monday called Craig a hypocrite. "What's up with elected officials like Senator Craig? They stand for so-called family values and fight basic protections for gay people while furtively seeking other men for sex," Foreman said.


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Senator Larry Craig


Perv of the Year


Naughty, naughty, senator...

Carmen Luvana visits NC!

Carmen Luvana





U Sexy Thang!




4 all of u pervs who luv Carmen Luvana, she'll b in NC next week.


Here's the Official Press Release from Adam & Eve, the NC company who employs her as a contract star.



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Adam & Eve Brings Carmen Luvana to North Carolina

Press Release--Hillsborough, N.C.- Adam & Eve, the nation’s largest retailer of all things erotic, is bringing its top adult contract star Carmen Luvana to Adam & Eve retail stores in North Carolina to meet her fans. Luvana has worked for Adam & Eve for the last five years and is one of the biggest names in the adult industry. Fans can meet Carmen Luvana and have their picture taken with her at Adam & Eve stores at the following times and locations:

1) Sunday - 9/2/07: Lumberton, NC, 1 pm-5pm, 3467 Lackey St.

2) Monday - 9/3/07: Wilmington, NC, 1-5 pm, 5500 North Market St.

3) Tuesday - 9/4/07: Durham, NC, 12-4 pm, 4125 Chapel Hill Blvd., Raleigh, NC, 5-9:00 pm, 6311 Glenwood Avenue

4) Wednesday - 9/5/06: Burlington, NC, 11-3 pm, 2398-B Corporation Parkway, Greensboro, 5-9 pm, 2500-E Spring Garden St.

5) Thursday - 9/6/07: Winston-Salem, NC 11-3 pm, 1103 Silas Creek Parkway, Charlotte, NC, 5-9 pm, 5309 Independence Blvd.

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U might just catch me there as well...

WFT Jenna Jameson?: Part 2

Jenna Jameson


Before & After


One word:

EWWW!!
Read on...
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Jenna Jameson Has A Breast Reduction August 23rd, 2007 by Kerry

In Sections: Celebrity News, News
It has been reported that Adult film star Jenna Jameson’s weight isn’t the only thing that has shrunk. Jenna has apparently had her infamous implants removed two weeks ago going from D-cup to a C-cup. Jenna said that “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

She went on to say that “Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

Jenna has also admitted that she is 100% done with porn forever.

Do you think that she looks better?

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Uh, HELL NO!

Jenna is the perfect example of a porn chick who NEVER LIKED DOING PORN IN THE 1ST PLACE!

2nd, WHO CARES ABOUT U SHRINKING YOUR TITS?

3rd, U really haven't done porn 4 some years now, even when u were married 2 your x, so why the announcement?

Some1 really needs 2 stage an intervention, or something...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

WFT Jenna Jameson?

Some1 please help this girl.

I was NEVER a fan of Jenna Jameson, (Believe it or not!) but DAMN, THIS CHICK NEEDS SOME HELP!!

How do u go from this:



2 this:



I guess Whitney Houston was right: CRACK IS WACK!!

Happy 2-Year Anniversary (Belated, of course)

Damn...

I was soooo busy w/ other shit going on in my life, that I totally forgot about my own 2-Year Anniversary of this blog.





Sorry.

I have some thing in the works that will change my life (financially) 4 the better (I hope!).

There's still shit 2 write about on this industry & I have been expanding my experience in2 South Carolina (X-tened liquor hrs.) & Virginia (No topless up there.)

I will say that I didn't expect 2 have well over 27,000 hits of people reading this blog.

I guess people like what I have 2 say.

I'll make ya a deal, u keep readin' & I'll keep bloggin' as long as I have Internet access (Or the World ends, which ever comes 1st.)



Happy 2-Year Anniversary!!!



Nice ass...
















Tuesday, August 21, 2007

This is CRAZY!!

I found this @ The NY Post website.

Read this bullshit.



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NY Post: Department of Justice Wants Official List of Every Porn Star in America

Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson - get ready to stand and be counted.

The Department of Justice wants to come up with an official list of every porn star in America - and slap stiff penalties on producers who don't cooperate.

Porn Valley- The new rules, proposed under the Adam Walsh Child Safety and Protection Act, would require blue-movie makers to keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for the inspection of the department's Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section."The identity of every performer is critical to determining and ensuring that no performer is a minor," according to the new proposal. The adult film industry plans to challenge the new rule as a violation of the First Amendment, said Paul Cambria, a lawyer for Hustler and other adult film companies. He sees it as a way to harass legitimate stag-film producers. "If they can't get you for obscenity, they'll get you for violating record-keeping," he said. Such a violation would carry a five-year penalty.

The proposed rule would require porn producers to give the title of the video or magazine, or the Web address where the actor appears. The Department of Justice has shown some sensitivity for the performers' privacy, however. All information not essential to proving their age and identity, like phone numbers and addresses, can be withheld. Distributors of foreign pornography aren't off the hook - they must still produce a copy of the foreign actor's identification card. The department estimates that there are 500,000 Web sites, 200 DVD producers and 5,000 businesses nationwide that would be subject to the new rule.

The department did not respond to requests for comment, but in its proposal suggested that the benefits outweighed any negative impact on the porn industry. "The benefit of the rule is that children will be better protected from exploitation in the production of visual depictions of sexually explicit conduct by ensuring that only those who are at least 18 years of age perform in such depictions. The costs to the industry include slightly higher record-keeping costs," the agency argued.

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Here we go, the ol' "I'm defending the children" bullshit.

1st of all, there r already rules against that sort of shit.

It's called, "Going after kiddie porn."

I think Flynt's suit is right, If they can't get u 4 obscenity, they'll get u 4 poor record-keeping.

After all, do u really c some1 going 2 jail 4 around 5 years just 4 "poor record-keeping" (as long as it doesn't involve $$$.) in any other industry?

Strip Club Violence in The Triad...

WTF is up w/ all of the violence goin' on in some strip clubs in G'boro?

There have been numerous shootings @ The Players Club on High Point Rd. which I have talked about @ length on this blog.

& now, Sugar Bares (The Old "Lost Dimensions") had a shooting & a killing there in recent weeks.

Can this shit get any worse?!

Will this affect other strip clubs in the area?

I doubt it. From what my "sources" have said on the subject, ALOT of this has to do w/ letting just anyone in the club & securing your parking lot.

I hope this doesn't affect other strip clubs in the area or The City Council won't need zoning 2 shut'em down.

They'll get shut down as a nuisance.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Well howdy-doo!!

Yeah pervs, it's been awhile.

No, I haven't forgotten about ya.

No, I'm not abandoning the blog.

No, I'm not dead, nor have I been in prison.

I've been in the middle of some things (good things) that will improve my $$$ situation 4 the near future.

What is it u may ask?

I ain't tellin'...yet.

I'll post some new stuff later on 2day, but right now, I'm tired, & I just realized that I forgot all about my 2 year anniversary 4 this blog-o-mine.

Later...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Happy 4th, pervs!

Happy 4th of July, ya pervs!

Here's some eye candy 2 go w/ your burgers...

She's enough 2 make me "salute" ;)



U want my "Hot Dog?" LOL!



Yummy!! I would luv 4 my "meat" 2 go w/ your "buns!"



She really luvs the 4th!



God Bless America!



I Luv the 4th of July!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Sylvia Kristel, the world's most famous porn star....

Here's history lesson 4 u pervs.

Ever wonder what happened to "The Original Emmanuelle?"

Here's the original link 2 the tale.

Read on & learn alittle something, something...


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Sylvia Kristel, the world's most famous porn star?

Amsterdam [The Guardian]- I meet Sylvia Kristel – always "Emmanuelle", even after all these years – at a bar in Amsterdam. She is there when I arrive, wearing glasses, a scarf around her neck, sitting quietly at a table reading a newspaper. Am I disappointed that she isn't, instead, enthroned on a wicker chair wearing nothing beyond a string of pearls and, most peculiarly, knee-length socks teamed with ankle boots? No. That would be embarrassing. I introduce myself.

She is 55 now, pretty, with lovely skin. "It's genetic. The creams I use are not expensive. Nivea is just as good. Why waste a fortune?" She lives, it turns out, above the bar, in a small rented flat where she paints ( "my last picture was a huge canvas filled with blue roses"), watches American soaps (her favourite is As The World Turns) and cooks on a Monday. "I make a big pot of pasta with vegetables and I stretch it out for the week." We order coffee. We are here, ostensibly, to talk about her autobiography, Undressing Emmanuelle, which takes in everything from her weird childhood through to Emmanuelle and then those cocaine-fuelled, drunken years living with Ian McShane in Hollywood.

I say that the thing I most want to know about Ian is this: did he ever try to sell you any antiques? He did not, she says. "But that programme, Lovejoy, was very successful, no?" They haven't kept in touch. "He's not the kind of man to call and check how you are." There was a lot of anger in him, she says. "His agent once told him that if he were three inches taller he'd have as glittering a career as Sean Connery. That frustrated him. He did not get the parts he deserved." She's not had a great deal of luck with men, as sublime beauties rarely do, and as I should know.

Anyway, even though the title of her autobiography is what it is – hey, a girl has to make a living! – I figure she must be pretty bored of Emmanuelle by now. Christ, it was 33 years ago. What's left to say? But that's never stopped me before and, alas, doesn't stop me now. I tell her I saw Emmanuelle at the Golders Green Odeon when it first came out, which was 1974, which means I must have been 13. It was on as a double bill with the film Percy's Progress which had, as its tagline, "size doesn't count!" even though it so does, but you don't know that at 13, do you?

Both were X-rated so we must have bunked in via the small window in the ladies at the back. (This stunt may still work but a word of warning: the Golders Green Odeon is now an old people's home. Better to know than not.) I say that Emmanuelle was the first erotic film – or erotic anything – my friends and I had ever experienced and it blew us away. We'd never seen it before; had no idea there was even more than one way of doing it. We left so worked up that if we'd brushed up against anything – anything, even a lamppost – we'd have probably all gone off like fire hydrants. Sylvia, is this too much information? She says: "It astonishes me, this interest. When will it come to an end?" Do you mind? "Not really." She can be quite listless. She may be more bored than she makes out but, hey, the girl's got a book to sell!

OK, I say, what do you think it is about Emmanuelle that means people just can't put it down? She thinks it was all about great timing. She says that due to changes in censorship regulations at the time, it was the first sex film to appear in "normal" cinemas rather than to the raincoat brigade in some seedy dive. "In a lot of countries the light went on, and that contributed very much to the success." I say I think it might be something else, too. I tell her I re-watched it for the first time since I was 13 just before coming here today, and what struck me most was not only its gauche innocence – dodgy moustaches; atrocious dubbing; all those wonderfully ad-hoc shagathons ("pass the sugar, and let's have a shag while we're about it") – but also her wonderful freshness and purity. I don't think the film would have got anywhere, I add, if the star had been some regular old porn hand with big tits.

I think, Sylvia, that Sylvia Kristel made that film. She thinks there maybe something in this, yes. She re-watched it a year or so ago because Channel 4 were making a documentary about it. And? "I thought it was charming. Very innocent, like you say. I was struck by how young I looked at the time but I thought I was so adult, that I knew it all and I was going to conquer the world. Amazing. Where did this come from?" She has a son, Arthur, now in his thirties. Has he seen it? "He fell asleep. He thought it very boring." Your mother? "She saw the film when it came on television. She said: 'If they are showing it on television it can't be that bad.' And then she saw it and said: 'Is that all?' I said: 'Mother, have you been imagining the worst for 20 years?' "

Although popularly thought to be French, Sylvia is, in fact, Dutch. She was born in Utrecht where her parents owned and ran The Commerce Hotel, Station Square. Sylvia and her sister, Marianne, were brought up in Room 21, unless the hotel was full, in which case they were shifted, often in the middle of the night, to Room 22, "which was no more than a cubby hole". She says she often used to think: "What if my mother rents room 22. Where will we go then?" Her parents were alcoholics, pretty much. She once counted how many glasses of beer her father, John, put away in a day, and stopped at 40. Her father had been the Dutch clay pigeon shooting champion but, a stubborn man, refused to wear ear protectors and went deaf. When not manning the hotel, he would disappear to the attic to whittle chess figurines. Her mother, Pete, meanwhile, was an emotionally cool woman always at the sherry. Pete? "She comes from the countryside where there is this habit of naming children after a relative, whether it is a man or a woman."

Sylvia had no idea that drink wasn't a feature of everybody's life; that alcohol wasn't like food or water. It was only when she went to boarding school for a spell at 11 that she realised this wasn't so. "On my first night I could not sleep so I asked Sister Assassia for a cognac." I bet that went down well. "She said: 'You must be joking. Three Hail Mary's and a Pater will send you to sleep just as well.' It was the first time I had ever been refused. At the hotel, when I couldn't sleep, I would always serve myself a cognac." She was even practically suckled on booze. " Before I was weaned my mother got me to sleep by putting a cognac-soaked cloth wrapped around a lump of sugar to my lips." Sylvia would eventually have her own drink problems, needless to say.Possibly, the defining moment of her childhood came when she was 16 and something quite staggering happened: her father returned to the hotel one day with a woman in tow whom he introduced as his next wife. He then, quite literally, ejected Pete (Pete!) and the children from the hotel. "It was as if we were staff and he had dismissed us." They moved to a small flat. Her mother went out to work. Sylvia did return to the hotel once but the new wife refused to let her in. I think, in many ways, she has possibly yet to recover from this.

I wonder when she realised she was beautiful. She doesn't know, she says. Then again, she was always looking at herself in the mirror. Her mother thought her horribly vain, as did her grandmother, who would cover the mirrors with newspaper. And what was your grandmother's name? Roger? Dave? " No! Marie!" She thinks she probably had some idea at 17, when a man rushed up to her in the street and said: 'Thank you. Just looking at you has made me happy.'" If you could somehow be reborn, I ask, would you choose to come back as beautiful or not beautiful? Both can dictate a life, after all. Which would you pick? She thinks for a while then says: "I would now rather be very healthy and strong as a horse but it is nice to be attractive." In recent years, her health has not been so good. She's had run-ins with cancer twice (throat, lung). The radiation treatment scorched her neck – hence the scarf – and as for the chemotherapy: "It sends you into the menopause immediately and you put on weight – fast, wow! I've gained 20 pounds easily. I have to go up four flights of stairs to my flat and it is like carrying two suitcases! I am not going to be cast any more for my body, I am sure." She says this matter-of-factly, without any self-pity. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? It sometimes feels as if she simply doesn't have enough energy left to muster up any feelings at all.

When she left school she became a secretary, a waitress, then posed for a photographer in Utrecht and became a model. She won two beauty titles: first Miss TV Holland, then Miss TV Europe. She writes in the book that when she was crowned Miss TV Europe – by Katie Boyle, at a ceremony in London – her first thought was: "I want my father to see me, to see this exquisite bird he let escape." That is quite sad, I think. I put it to her that maybe she's been looking for her father in her relationships with men ever since. A cliché, I know, but it doesn't mean it might not be true. After all, her first proper boyfriend, Hugo Claus (father of Arthur) was a Dutch writer who was 24 years her senior. She says: "Was I looking for a father? Maybe in my subconscious I was, but Hugo was not a father figure, he was a great lover. He was older, that is true, but he was very boyish and athletic and did karate every day."Hugo encouraged her to become an actress, and to audition for Emmanuelle. In the book, she describes the audition like this: "I am wearing a lingerie-type dress with delicate shoulder straps; it reaches half way down my thighs. I sit down and smile. I am 20 years old with all the nerve of that age, all the desire to conquer. I take advantage of a boring question about my education to roll my shoulder slowly forward until one strap falls, then the other. I carry on talking. The slightly cold air stiffens my breasts. My apparent relaxation gives the impression that my body is still dressed, although it is right here, in front of them, exposed, naked. The panel is bowled over; some of them even have the tips of their tongues hanging out..." I say that I once did that for a job and you know what? Didn't get anywhere. Thrown out the door, I was. Not a single tongue hung out. She laughs. But such courage, Sylvia! Yes, and you know what? "It was weird, because I am actually quite prudish."

She imagined that Emmanuelle would never be passed by the censors, would never get released, but thought that as it was going to be filmed in Thailand she and Hugo might as well get a free holiday out of it. She says that when it first opened in Paris and she saw the huge queue outside the La Triumph cinema on the Champs-Élysées she was absolutely staggered. Further, it carried on "playing in that same cinema for 13 years". She became a big star. Huge! It was champagne and entourages and Mercedes cars... Did it go to her head? You bet. Her biggest mistake was leaving Hugo for Ian McShane, whom she'd met on the set of The Fifth Musketeer. " That's the dumbest thing I ever did," she says. He offered to take her to Hollywood and she was keen. "I thought Hollywood was waiting for me. It was not." The movies she made there were lacklustre "and I had to fight to keep my clothes on". Her relationship with Ian was volatile. They fought and threw things a lot. They drank and did cocaine.

But, alas, the house still wasn't safe. In 1986 she married Philippe Blot, a dreamer who believed himself to be Orson Welles. He persuaded her to finance his films. One film was so bad it only played for six days and was described by a critic as "the worst film ever made". He left her utterly broke and she had the bailiffs after her for years. "A-list stars now make zillions but my biggest fee was like $300,000... If I had been more prudent and hadn't been partying so much, I guess it would have lasted a bit longer – but what really did me in was Philippe." How does she survive now? She sells a few pictures, she says. And the book may sell well. I ask if she ever feels lonely. "Well, sometimes I think it would be nice..." she says, before drifting off. She then says she has her painting and her soaps and her big pot of pasta and Arthur, who visits regularly. It's not so bad. It's been some life, though, I say. It has, she says. We part on the street outside the bar. I watch her walk away and think how weary she looks, even from the back. That's what I think she is: weary. And that's what I've probably been trying to put my finger on all along.

Emmanuelle first appeared as the nom de plume of Marayat Rollet-Andriane, a French-Asian writer born in 1930s Bangkok. Her 1957 book The Joys of a Woman detailed the sexual exploits of Emmanuelle, the bored housewife of a French diplomat. Rollet-Andriane's book caused a sensation in France and it was banned by De Gaulle's government. Emmanuelle's screen debut came in 1969 with the Italian film Io, Emmanuelle starring Erika Blanc. The film was a flop and its director, Cesare Canevari, would later plumb new depths with the Nazi-exploitation classic Gestapo's Last Orgy. Sylvia Kristel made the role her own with the 1973 release of Emmanuelle, directed by the French former interior designer, Just Jaeckin. De Gaulle's prudery long forgotten, the film played to packed houses in Paris.

Emmanuelle was also an international hit and has played to an estimated global audience of 300 million. Kristel says the true figure, if videos are taken into account, is closer to 650 million. In France and the US the film was uncut, but British censors balked at scenes of masturbation and explicit sex. In the end, the scene in which Emmanuelle is raped as part of her "sexual education" was the only one to get the chop. In France, posters advertising the film showed Emmanuelle sitting topless in a wicker chair, fingering a string of pearls. The caption read: "At last – a film that won't make you feel bad about feeling good". Emmanuelle's US marketers took a different tack. A trailer screamed: " Twelve million Frenchmen stood in line for it!"In a scene where Emmanuelle climbs on top of her husband during a sex scene, a group of Japanese feminists at a Parisian cinema reportedly rose to their feet and applauded. Western feminists were less impressed.

Kristel sold her interest in Emmanuelle for $150,000, missing out on a share of the film's $26m domestic gross. She was paid just $6,000 for her starring role but negotiated a $100,000 contract for the sequel, Emmanuelle 2. Kristel's last outing as Emmanuelle in Goodbye, Emmanuelle (1977) was only the beginning of the franchise, which has to date spawned more than 60 (mostly unlicensed) spin-offs. They include Emmanuelle Goes Japanese, Emmanuelle: A Hard Look and, out this year, The Inconfessable Orgies of Emmanuelle.The 1978 spoof Carry on Emmannuelle (note the double "*") starred Kenneth Williams as the French ambassador to London. Having lost his libido after landing on a church spire during a parachute jump, his sex-starved wife, Emmannuelle Prevert, seduces a string of VIPs. Scandal ensues (but not hilarity). The Indonesian actress Laura Gemser starred in Emanuelle Nera (Black Emanuelle), an Italian spin-off that itself spawned 10 more films, including Emanuelle in Hell and Emanuelle vs the Cannibals.


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What a history.



Sylvia Kristel - In 1 of her flix



Sylvia Kristel - Then





Sylvia Kristel - Now



U c, u can learn alittle history on this blog.

Can Porn Go Public(ly Traded)?...

GOOD NEWS!!
This is something that really got my attention.
The Strip Club Bizness is kickin' ass across the country, despite city councils all over tryin' 2 shut'em down.
Peep the article below...

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Can Porn Go Public(ly Traded)?
Porn Valley- [english.ohmynews.com]- Porn isn't going away. While it has become a part of mainstream culture, adult entertainment remains on the public finance sidelines. The business is dominated by small owner-operated companies, obscuring financial details and stifling growth. To grow aggressively, the porn industry needs money, but the business has a long way to go before most companies are large enough even to consider IPOs.
Gentlemen's clubs have demonstrated the strongest performance, with double-digit revenue growth and triple-digit profit gains. Retailers, on the other hand, show flat sales growth while posting double-digit profit growth, and content companies, typically, have lagged. As smaller public companies, listed adult entertainment businesses are subject to wild movements based on small events. A mildly positive press release can send the stock price soaring, and one quarter of substandard revenue growth could send it back the other way. Unusually high P/E ratios result, especially in relation to fantastic (or fantastically dismal) year-over-year earnings changes. The average adult content company, for example, trades at more than 400 times earnings, despite showing revenue declines of more than 60 percent.
Meanwhile, gentlemen's clubs show fantastic earnings growth on average (almost 470 percent) and a sky-high P/E (91.72), but a low average market cap of $51 million means that they still are vulnerable to the whims of investors, especially large shareholders and insiders. Branded product and retail companies appear to be the most stable, mostly likely a result of the $222 million average market capitalization for the sector, which shows a bit more maturity. There is room for porn on public capital markets, but porn itself has to change first. A wave of industry consolidation would have to precede any meaningful adult industry IPO trend. According to Francis Koenig, President and CEO of adult-oriented private equity firm AdultVest, it will take time.
Koenig indicates that gentlemen's clubs have the most potential, because of limited market penetration and the fact that the largest national chains are still private. Following the clubs in Koenig's estimation are diversified adult entertainment companies, such as Adam & Eve (PHE) and Hustler (LFP), which have revenue streams ranging from films to novelty items and licensing deals. In addition to delivering income from multiple sources, diversification shows an operational maturity that would be helpful in public markets. The potential exists, and some companies have the right business models. The problem remains size.
While this has not stopped some adult entertainment companies from going and staying public, it does limit new entries to the stock exchanges. Going public is neither easy nor inexpensive, and the mechanics of listing on an exchange require the support of attorneys, investment bankers and accountants. It is easy for the price tag to reach millions of dollars, with hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual expenses to comply with stock exchange and Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) regulations.

But, there is another way.
Crawl 2 me, baby!!



Smaller businesses can go public via the Over-the-Counter (OTC) system, which has a more manageable regulatory structure and as a result lower compliance costs. The cost of going public OTC can be as low as US$100,000 up front, with recurring annual fees of tens of thousands of dollars. Payment processing company IBD is traded OTC, attracting capital from public investors without the rigor of formal stock exchanges. IBD is the smallest of the world's publicly traded adult entertainment companies, with US$6.9 million in annual revenues and a market capitalization of US$2.2 million. Given its size, OTC is the ideal venue, as IBD does not meet the revenue minimums of most stock exchanges.

Going public OTC is not without risk. The OTC environment attracts fewer investors, making it less liquid than the exchanges. A good quarter will send the stock price soaring, but disfavor with investors can lead to catastrophic declines. Be prepared for a few tough years at first. Over time, maturing operations, comfort with public capital markets and investor awareness are likely to offer a bit more stability.

Entering public capital markets can be exciting, lucrative and unnerving. Wealth is created and rescinded in minutes, and the pressure to perform is extraordinary. For the adult entertainment business, public capital is on the horizon. The ability to grow eventually will be limited by the availability of capital, and public markets are the only viable long-term solution. You may be able to go to the bank for millions, but you have to go to the public for billions. It will take some time for porn to go public. Consolidation must come first, creating a critical mass that makes the stock exchanges attainable. While OTC is an option, it will not draw the industry as a whole to public investors; the environment is not robust enough. A few big splashes will be necessary to trigger a trend, requiring big companies to go public on exchanges. After a few years of mergers, though, porn will enter the mainstream portfolio; the industry doesn't have a choice.

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Strip Clubs r KICKIN' ASS, BABY!!!

Shake that ass, grrrrl!!



It looks like my biz, strip clubs, will b a leading factor in the "mainstreaming" of strippers & gentlemens clubs & alittle respect.

About fuckin' time...

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Escort Chicks Wash Cars For Utah Children...

Now 4 a postive story...


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Escort Chicks Wash Cars For Utah Children

SALT LAKE CITY [KUTV]- It’s a combination that you might not think goes hand-in-hand: Adult entertainers and kids at Primary Children’s Medical Center. But Sunday, young ladies employed at a Salt Lake Area adult entertainment service held a fundraising car wash to benefit children in need. Girls from Divine Entertainment hosted the car wash on Sunday afternoon in order to raise money for needy children at the hospital. In fact, several of the escorts currently have children admitted at the hospital. “I have a baby in the intensive care unit,” said entertainer Analisa Griffin. “He is 7 weeks old… he was born [prematurely] at two poinds, 11 ounces.”

The escorts organized the car wash, at $10 per vehicle, in order to raise money for parents who can’t pay for their child’s hospital bills. “Sexy women can sell anything, can’t they?” Griffin added. The girls said business was great and they had serviced dozens of vehicles. “Most people drive by, wondering what we are doing. You know, they see cute girls in short skirts and they say what the hell?” said escort Alisha Jacobs.


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Hey, can u "polish my 'ball bearings'?"



Awwwwww...

Iowa man arrested for not paying for lap dances...

I got a kick over this.

Usually when a patron doesn't pay 4 a lapdance, the bouncers either make him cough it up or kick his ass.


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Iowa man arrested for not paying for lap dances
CEDAR RAPIDS - Joseph T. Parrott, 20, is accused of receiving eight lap dances at The Lumberyard II in Cedar Rapids and then not paying for them, court records show. Parrott of West Burlington was at the strip club at 5910 Fourth St. SW around 11 p.m. Saturday and got eight lap dances at $25 a piece from Laurie Stribling, records show. He then failed to pay. Police were called. He was arrested. Prosecutors formally charged him with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication - both simple misdemeanors.

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Ride'em, girl!






Cheap-ass will probably get off w/ a fine.





A lesson 2 the wise, fellas: PAY 4 YOUR LAPDANCES!!

@ least he won't have 2 do any "lapdances" of his own in prison...

Strip Club Owner on Trial Second Time on Prostie Charges...

Here's yet another story on a stupid-ass strip club owner crossing the line.


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Strip Club Owner on Trial Second Time on Prostie Charges

BOISE, Idaho -- A Boise strip club owner is in court today for the second time to face charges of running a prostitution ring. Christopher Teague was arrested in January on charges of knowingly accepting earnings from a prostitute. Prosecutors say he ran AAA Anytime Escort Service, which they claim was used for prostitution. Teague went on trial for the charges in May, but the trial ended in a hung jury. Lawyers spent the morning selecting a new jury. The trial is expected to last several days.


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"Pimp Daddy" Christopher Teague




Dumbass...

Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths...

I almost didn't believe this when I read it on the web...


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S.C. Cops: Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths. The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released. "It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.

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There's gotta b a better way of spicing up 1's sex life than endangering yourself 4 a "nut."

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The gentlemen's club for the rich and famous that worships a 1980s Pinup girl...

I'm really not in2 conspiracies & such, but a friend of mine told me about this article. I thought it was about a real strip club instead of an "ol' boys club." But since I read it, I thought it would b fun 2 post here. U know, "Old men going 'ga-ga' over an old 'Pin-up Girl' who's pushing 50 now."

Peep it out...


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The gentlemen's club for the rich and famous that worships a 1980s Pinup girl
UK Daily Mail June 10, 2007 SHARON CHURCHER in New York and ALAN RIMMER
A former British topless model has become the extraordinary obsession of members of America's most illustrious and secretive men's club, which is trying to track her down in time for its 100th anniversary party next month.

The Bohemian Grove Club holds an annual summer camp at which members, who include Henry Kissinger, former President George Bush Senior, Clint Eastwood and Bob Weir, founder member of Sixties rock band the Grateful Dead, debate world politics, perform weird mock Druid ceremonies – and, it turns out, ogle a poster of a blonde in a thong.
The Mail on Sunday can reveal that she is one-time Bond girl and 1976 Miss Wales, Sian Adey-Jones, 49, whom we have tracked down to Ibiza.

Having posed for the poster in 1980 at the height of her career as a Page 3 pin-up and appeared in the 1985 007 film A View To A Kill, she now lives on the island with her Italian husband Rocco, son Dylan, 14, and adopted daughter Tallulah, four. She was bemused to learn that some of America's wealthiest men wanted to "honour" her with a black-tie dinner at the club's 2,700-acre forested compound north of San Francisco this summer. Since club rules ban all women except those employed to work at events, they cannot invite Sian herself.

Instead, they want her to send them a "formal greeting" – with a current picture of herself.
Sian said: "I'm flattered to be in the hearts and minds of such important people but my modelling career is in the past now. And, since they are so secretive, how do I know if this will be a nice gentlemen's dinner or men leaping around doing weird and distasteful things in a forest?"

The £5,000-a-year club's strict code bans its 2,300 members from discussing its activities but, speaking on condition of anonymity, the 25 members leading the hunt for Sian assured us that their intentions were honourable. One of them, a California financier, said: "The poster hangs on the outside wall of a cabin in an area of the camp called Skidoo and has become rather famous throughout the club because of the artistic photography and the beauty of the subject. "This summer will be the 100th anniversary, so we thought a black-tie dinner honouring her would be a nice thing to do. "We would like to read out a message from her, maybe something along the lines of Miss Adey-Jones saying, "I am glad I could improve on your ambience."

"And we'd like a current snapshot, which we'll show alongside the poster. We just want to do something nice for a woman who has meant so much to us." Though the poster has been displayed at the camp for 27 years, the members had no idea of Sian's identity and asked California internet expert Raymond Lopez to help. He said: "Someone thought she was the former British model Caroline Cossey, who was a Bond girl in For Your Eyes Only.
That would have been fascinating because Caroline is a transsexual who was born a boy
but when I found her in Atlanta, where she now lives, she said, "I hate to disappoint you but it's Sian Adey-Jones."

"The organisers of the Miss Wales competition in 2004 had held an event with former winners but Sian didn't participate so they couldn't help. "Finally, we got a number for Sian's mother in Wales but, maybe because of the time difference, she never replied to our messages. With the dinner fast approaching, members have been worrying that they were running out of time."
Next month's dinner will be preceded by traditional club rituals, which include an arcane Druid rite, the Cremation of Care, in which torch-wielding men in crimson robes burn an effigy representing the cares of the world and high-living that they leave behind for 17 days. They insist the idea is to concentrate on lofty discussions about the state of the world. But Sian said she needed to be convinced.

"This sounds like rich and famous men banning women so they can run around like Boy Scouts," she said. A club spokesman said the members seeking Sian were "very nice fellas". He added: "It sounds like a sweet idea and if she sends them a greeting, they will be as pleased as a bunch of boys could possibly be."

• They dress as women and get drunk

The Bohemian Grove Club has been called the world's most exclusive old boys' club.
Tony Blair, John Major and Prince Philip have reputedly been guests at the California estate where its 2,300 luminaries meet twice a year – for a long weekend in May and 17 days in July – under a veil of secrecy. They are lodged in clusters of log cabins, including the Skidoo Encampment, where Sian's image is hung. With a combined worth estimated at £50billion, they say their goal is to "draw inspiration from nature" while they hammer out new solutions to world problems.

Visitors have reported, however, that their rituals include getting "howling drunk", dressing up as women and burning an effigy called "Care" under a giant statue of an owl. Peter Phillips, a sociology professor who has been a guest at the club, insists: "It's all very tongue-in-cheek." Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger delivers a breakfast lecture every July on topics that have included the Iraq War. "Part of the tradition is that Henry should be interrupted at the start of his talk by a Mexican band," says a member. "After they play a tune, the band withdraws and Henry continues."

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Sian Adey-Jones in 1976

Va-va-voom!





Heh...

Ol' pervs jackin' off 2 an 30-yr old pic of a pin-up.

Why am I not surprised?

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'...

I almost fell outta my chair when I 1st read this.

It's seems that "masturbation," or better known as "jerking off," is supposed 2 cut down on the risk of prostate cancer.

Ain't that a bitch?

If ya don't believe me, here's the original link @ BBC News.


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Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer riskMen could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk. Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits. They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Fluid

Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%. But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs. Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.
The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream. But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate.

'Flushing out'

Dr Giles said fewer ejaculations may mean the carcinogens build up. "It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them." A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Another theory put forward by the researchers is that ejaculation may induce prostate glands to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens. Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory." She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life." Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire."

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.



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Daaaaaaamn...



Pix of prostates being examined




OK fellaz, jerk away!

I'll get my girl 2 jack mine ;)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

EXPOSED: Porn in The Valley...



Check it out. I found it... interesting.

A Comment 2 a Councilwoman...

I responded 2 a post on Greensboro City Councilwoman Sandy Carmany's blog she did awhile back when she mentioned X-Associate General Counsel Blair Carr leaving her position & the fight against the city's adult businesses.

My response 2 her blog is below...



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Zartan said...

With all due respect Ms. Carmany:

Why don't u & the City Council, instead of going after businesses that ARE NOT breaking any laws & go after the 1's that ARE BREAKING THE LAW? U & your group messed up big-time when u had 2 expand where adult businesses could b located awhile back. When u did that, u DIRECTLY ADMITTED that u were unfairly trying 2 close them down because there was NO PLACE they could reasonably locate.

U can't repeal "The Grandfather Clause" because if a church/school/home were 2 open up next 2 an adult business 2day, even though the club/bookstore/etc. might have been there 4 YEARS, THEY would b the 1's not in compliance & would have 2 move, not the church/school/home. That's the main reason the city lost the fight in Federal Court while other cities around the nation were winning.

But I guess this is what I would expect from a city that's spending $$$ trying 2 shut these businesses down & spending upwards of $400,000.00 A YEAR maintaining a PRIVATELY-OWNED PARK Downtown but won't fund/finance/refurbish low-cost housing 4 people who really need it. Instead we have the homeless sleeping out in the parking lot of the shelter...

May 29, 2007 1:43 AM

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I have yet 2 get a response from her on ANY of my points.

The truth hurts...

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sex Tape Star Ray J To Shoot, Narrate Porn Film...

Can u believe this bullshit?

His singing carrer must b going real well.



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Sex Tape Star Ray J To Shoot, Narrate Porn Film

Porn Valley- Whitney Houston's toyboy Ray J is set to become a porn mogul after confirming he has accepted an offer to direct and narrate an X-rated sex film. The R&B singer filmed a sex session with ex-girlfriend, socialite Kim Kardashian last year, and the footage found its way into the hands of bosses at porn company Vivid Entertainment, who offered the star the chance to film others getting hot and heavy.

Ray J has refused to confirm he'll be working with Vivid bosses, but he is serious about taking charge of a proper porn film - even though family members and friends think it's a terrible idea.

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Ray J, u r a DUMBASS!!

That tape u did w/ Kim SUCKED (Even though she did have a PHAT ASS!)!!

Just sing, fool.

Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson Proposes a strip club district...

Here's a novel idea...

A red-light district in The Triad.

Xcept NO PROSTITUTION!! That would give'em a reason 2 shut em down!

Here's something that Greensboro really should have done since it's so dead set against strip clubs & other XXX businesses. If they did that & helped them out they wouldn't b going through this bullshit now.



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Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson Proposes a strip club district


Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson on Monday proposed the creation of an adult-entertainment district in the Flats to house up to three strip clubs, possibly including Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. The district, a two-block area east of the Cuyahoga River and within a block of the proposed Canal Basin Park, would allow a move by the Hustler Club as part of a settlement with developer Scott Wolstein. Wolstein is negotiating with property owners to buy all of the land along the east bank of the Flats north of the Main Avenue Bridge, including the Hustler building on Old River Road, for a $230 million housing and retail project. The Cleveland-Cuyahoga County Port Authority sued property owners on Wolstein's behalf last year to take the land under eminent domain.

In the midst of the trial, the judge suggested the parties settle, and a deal is close. The developer has "agreements in principle" with three of four property-owning groups - the Hustler club, businessman Tony George and brothers William and Richard Droe, Wolstein spokeswoman Nancy Lesic said. The city's pledge to create an adult-entertainment district is key to reaching an agreement, city officials said. "We wouldn't be doing this if . . . we weren't completely convinced this transaction was necessary to move the Flats east bank project along," Jackson's chief of staff, Ken Silliman, said Monday.

The City Council must approve the district and its location. Councilman Joe Cimperman, who represents the Flats neighborhood, said he supports the mayor's proposal .Currently, city law requires strip clubs to be no closer than 1,000 feet from parks, schools, churches, libraries and residen tial districts. But the restrictions would not apply to clubs in an adult-entertainment district. The relocation would put Hustler near Diamond Men's Club, an existing club on Fall Street down from the old Crooked River Brewing Co. building, where the city proposes relocating the Hustler Club. The city also must find a place for the Stage 2 strip club, which will move from its Superior Avenue location to make room for a men's homeless shelter. The city has agreed to pay for the relocation. Silliman would not confirm that Stage 2 would move to the new entertainment district, but he said there would be room for another club on the three acres bounded by Center, Fall, Merwin and Simms streets in the Flats.

Diamond club manager Ed Thompson said he likes the idea of an adult-entertainment district because it would be marketable and convenient to convention-goers. But he and other property owners in the area are concerned that adding new clubs might increase parking and traffic problems in the area."We have one major concern, and that's parking," said Joseph Buscemi, owner of State Fish, a wholesale seafood company on the corner of Merwin and Center streets. Fran Geising, the general manager of the Inman mortuary and crematory across the street, said she's also worried that a strip club district would taint the image of nearby businesses. "What will people say: 'Where are you taking grandma?' 'Oh, we're taking her to the adult entertainment district for cremation,' " Geising said. She said Inman would likely move if the council approves the district.

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G'boro does shit ass-backwards when it comes 2 adult entertainment. That's why they will lose the next round in court.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Do porn stars have rules?

Do porn stars have rules?

Yep.

Click on the link below & u'll c what I mean.


http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=9930


If u think they have rules 4 doing porn, wait until u find out how many rules they have when they escort.

Oy ve!!

Newspaper Slammed for Running Platinum Media Story...

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Lukas Rossi of Supernova Marries Kendra Jade...

When I read about this, I had 2 put it up.

Rockers make me laugh when they deal w/ porners.

Then they get mad when a porn fan approaches their "significant other" & talk about their porn career.


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Lukas Rossi of Supernova Marries Kendra Jade

Toronto- [canada.com]- Lukas Rossi, lead singer of Rock Star Supernova, tied the knot with former porn star Kendra Jade. The 30-year-old rocker married Jade, also 30, at a Las Vegas chapel on May 14. Both the bride and groom wore black. “It was beautiful and no, Elvis didn’t marry us,” Rossi told ET Canada. “It was just me and her. I wanted it to be just intimate, you know.”

In April, Rossi brought Jade home to Toronto to meet his once-estranged father. Rossi shot to fame last September when he won the reality series Rock Star: Supernova and joined the band featuring veterans Tommy Lee, Gilby Clarke, Jason Newsted. He is scheduled to perform a solo concert on June 6 in Hollywood. Jade, who was born in Massachusetts, made a string of X-rated videos with titles like Tricked by an Angel and The Sopornos after pictures of her in a tryst with Jerry Springer were published in 1998.
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Porner Kendra Jade


I wonder if homeboy knows that his wifey is a high-$$$ escort on the side?



Nice ass, though...

Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game, by "Pimpin' Ken"...

Look @ this fuckin' clown.
Do u believe that Amazon.com is really selling this bullshit? (I would put a link up 2 it, but I'm not gonna advertize this filth.)

I've seen what pimps have done 2 girls.
I don't care how many rappers talk about it, PIMPS AIN'T SHIT!! (Excuse my broken grammer.)
PIMP: Some1 who so fuckin' lazy that he has 2 take the labor of abused women 2 get paid.

A so-called PIMP, An ABUSER of women

Pimpin' "I'm such an ASSHOLE" Ken


FUCK U, DUDE!!

Your sorry ass should b in PRISON!!

Porn Allows Viewers to Fantasize, Escape Reality...

Here's some positive news (Yes, porn can b positive) on porn.



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Porn Allows Viewers to Fantasize, Escape Reality
5/23/2007, 6:21 AM PST


[From Dailynexus.com]- “Stop fucking standing there and fuck me!” porn star Cytherea demanded of her costar. The costar was still whimpering and shuddering after an explosive orgasm that was coupled with a gush of female ejaculate rivaling a faulty sprinkler, all featured in her movie, “Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman.” I literally became speechless because I was so shocked. Before enrolling in Film Studies 150PG this quarter, I was absolutely clueless about everything dealing with pornography, from its history to its booming industries. However, aside from Casey Donovan giving a drool-worthy performance in “Boys in the Sand” - he really was a beautiful man - my favorite part of the class has been the appeal of the more taboo genres of pornographic movies.

These range from BDSM (bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism) to every kind of fetishism imaginable - foot, racial, weight, clothing, etc. If the movies are continually being made, there will be a market to eat them up, so to speak. Pornography is made as a pleasure aid for masturbation. In every form, the target audience is meant to become aroused by pornography. More often than not, this leads to getting yourself off in the privacy of your home with no one but your DVD player, computer hard drive and possibly your vibrator to judge you. Pornographic movies also allow your imagination to explore limitless fantasies and opportunities for arousal. Furthermore, the fan base for these fetish movies does not consist of the trench coat-clad freaks tugging at their junk in public and flashing innocent passers-by, as many of you may assume.

The exploration of fantasy can take you out of the limitations of the typical roles that you are required to fill, whether you are gay, straight, bisexual, male, female or transgender. The rise of “tranny” porn, female domination porn and female ejaculation in porn are all examples of women taking on the traditionally gender-specific roles of men, and using penises, either real or simulated, to ejaculate in ways that most people previously believed that only men could. UCSB grad student J.D. Scott, author of a soon-to-be-published paper on the “transgressive images of female bodies,” describes how straight men are the largest consumers of these sorts of female-domination porn films. For example, pornography is a way that these men can enjoy anal stimulation or imagine what it would be like to suck a girl’s cock, and find pleasure in different fantasies without feeling guilty or feeling the need to reclassify their sexual orientation.

Gay porn is another niche that has become much more mainstream in recent years. In fact, gay porn star Blue Blake has built a pornography empire and fan following that rivals that of Jenna Jameson. I can watch in fascination, because watching men sexually pleasure other men can give me a few pointers on how to improve my already-superior sexual skills. Men know what other men like, and they need to teach women to suck dick properly and pleasure men the way they like it. The same goes for men who are enthralled by girl-on-girl action in porn flicks. Since there are no erect penises to get in the way, men can watch and learn how women like to be licked and spanked by the people who know women’s bodies the best - other women.

This is not to suggest that all porn should be looked upon as some sort of manual or sexual how-to. There are reasons that these films are made for adults and not shown in middle school sex-ed classes. I highly doubt that our sex lives here at UCSB ever include fucking aliens in their spaceships or screwing any sort of delivery boy/schoolgirl or any one of the other typical porn scenarios. They are meant to evoke pleasure and arousal, or hell, even a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. When delving into the digital and video worlds of taboo pornography, remember to keep an open mind. You may surprise yourself and be aroused by things you never saw coming - or saw making you come.

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Yeah dude, GIVE IT 2 HER!

SEX: Isn't it beautiful?


It's about time some1 gets it right...

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Stripper Pleads Guilty in NASCAR Fraud...

LOL!!

I had 2 actually laugh @ this 1.

Read it 4 yourself...



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Stripper Pleads Guilty in NASCAR Fraud: embezzled over $1M
Associated Press, 5/25/2007, 13:56 PM PST


AUSTIN, Texas -- A former stripper was sentenced to nearly three-and-a-half years in federal prison Friday for attempting to embezzle more than $1 million from a bank to start her own NASCAR racing team.

Fatemeh Angela Harkness, 31, of Round Rock, pleaded guilty in January 2004 to conspiring with banker Gary Jones to embezzle more than $1 million from his Austin bank from 2000 to 2003. She received a 40-month sentence. Harkness and Jones used the money to assemble a NASCAR team called Angela's Motorsports. The team, featuring driver Mike McLaughlin, entered cars in the Busch Grand National Series starting in late 2002. Harkness fled to Mexico before her sentencing in 2004 and continued on to the United Arab Emirates. She surrendered last month and was returned to the U.S. for sentencing. Harkness' attorney of record, Rick J. Kennon of Austin, did not immediately return calls for comment. Jones, who pleaded guilty to fraud, theft and embezzlement charges, was sentenced to nearly four years in prison in August 2004.

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Fatemeh Angela Harkness
NASCAR Stripper

BUSTED!!


Damn! Ol' girl REALLY LOVED NASCAR, didn't she?

@ least she didn't blow it on drugs...